I've been pulled over twice in my life. The first time was because I didn't have my headlights on at night (turned them off when I was going through the drive-thru lane at Wendy's and forgot to turn back on when I pulled out). I just got away with a warning because my destination was about 200 ft. from where the cop stopped me.
The second time I was on a road trip. I was speeding (85mph in a 65mph zone) with an expired license. I got a huge ticket for that. -_- The cop was a little generous in giving me a ticket because I could have been technically arrested in that area for reckless endangerment with a motor vehicle. Also, he thought I was foreign so that kind of helped too.
The first incident happened 6 years ago and the second one 5 years ago. Since then I've gotten away with it.
I'm a speed demon I'll admit it.