A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
'It's not polite.'

'OK', the little girl says,
'How much do you weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says,
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'

Undaunted, the little girl asks,...

I'm pretty happy because my boyfriends family is pretty nice! (that Ive seen). His step-mom is like super good at arts, crafts, sewing, and making clothes. She helped all the kids make their own cosplays mostly from scratch! Its so cool!

She told me she'd help me make Orihime's HM outfit. Then his sisters were saying,"You should dress him up as well!" Soooo.... I asked him to cosplay and he said yes. This. Is. Shocking!

He rarely does anything i suggest......

Before you all start abusing poor little me
I'm really against bullfighting!!
But you can not deny that
this is the most magnificent horse
you have ever seen!

YouTube - Merlin

YouTube - Merlin

One day i'm so going to be able to ride like that
(yer right mazza!)

The Graguns on the floor stepped back, so there was plenty of space. After a moment, a creature flew through the opening, and Link gasped. It was the serpent he had rescued! He turned to Quogar in amazement.

"You're giving her to me?!" Link asked.

"Meet Serpentina," Quogar said, nodding. "She's Draconiara's guardian, but she and I have agreed to make her yours."

"Quogar, are you sure about this? I mean, what if Saphira...

We have yet to discover the cure for the common cold -- but that doesn't stop us from spouting off enough home remedies to make the sufferer truly sick.

I'd barely started coughing a couple days ago when friends started insisting I drink tea laced with honey, suck zinc, rub Vicks on my feet and wear garlic around my neck.

Or maybe that was to ward off vampires.

We have doctors, but they are unnecessary in the face of a little mountain magic that the sister...