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This is getting oldFlies in my ointment
Kay, so here are all the flies in my ointment at the moment:
1) The phrase "flies in my ointment!" I mean, how gross is that? And ointment??? Where did that come in? Who comes up with this stuff???
2) "I don't give a rat's ass." ...What the heck??? How on earth does a conversation lead up to a rat's ass and when did I ask for one???
3) The word conversate. There's a squiggly line under it. It's not a word!
4) Lobster bibs- Who the heck came up with that??? Bibs -.- In restaurants -.- In public -.- I think you get it.
5) When people blow their nose and look into the tissue- Ewww! Unless you're planning on having a conversation with your snot, you need to just throw the tissue away!
6) People singing Christmas carols in the middle of August- My brother spent ALL of August singing Jingle Bells -.- Of all occasions, why Christmas songs???
7) Parents having their children waaay too attached with Santa- I mean, think about it. At night, children are waiting for a fat guy to fall down their chimney, eat their milk and cookies- problem already! THIS is a problem!!! Santa can barely fit down the chimney already!!! Are we encouraging obesity???- crawling his large self back UP the chimney, and then making 8 (or the optional 9) reindeer fly him across the country. So, we're encouraging obesity AND animal abuse???
Kay, so seven flies in my ointment right now. Ew!
1) The phrase "flies in my ointment!" I mean, how gross is that? And ointment??? Where did that come in? Who comes up with this stuff???
2) "I don't give a rat's ass." ...What the heck??? How on earth does a conversation lead up to a rat's ass and when did I ask for one???
3) The word conversate. There's a squiggly line under it. It's not a word!
4) Lobster bibs- Who the heck came up with that??? Bibs -.- In restaurants -.- In public -.- I think you get it.
5) When people blow their nose and look into the tissue- Ewww! Unless you're planning on having a conversation with your snot, you need to just throw the tissue away!
6) People singing Christmas carols in the middle of August- My brother spent ALL of August singing Jingle Bells -.- Of all occasions, why Christmas songs???
7) Parents having their children waaay too attached with Santa- I mean, think about it. At night, children are waiting for a fat guy to fall down their chimney, eat their milk and cookies- problem already! THIS is a problem!!! Santa can barely fit down the chimney already!!! Are we encouraging obesity???- crawling his large self back UP the chimney, and then making 8 (or the optional 9) reindeer fly him across the country. So, we're encouraging obesity AND animal abuse???
Kay, so seven flies in my ointment right now. Ew!
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You're Himeko from Sket Dance all over.Posted 08-16-2012 at 04:51 PM by AaronM1D1
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LOL! I've gotta find a few things in response to your blog, so I'll be back!Posted 08-16-2012 at 04:51 PM by matinthehat77 -
lol...What happened?
Posted 08-16-2012 at 04:55 PM by MarianSony - Posted 08-16-2012 at 05:00 PM by matinthehat77
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You, Michelle,and Mark Twain are three more flies in my ointment nowPosted 08-16-2012 at 05:11 PM by 8silverstream8 -
make me your fly as well Princess SilverQuote:Originally Posted by 8silverstream8
You, Michelle,and Mark Twain are three more flies in my ointment now
Posted 08-16-2012 at 05:15 PM by Starnyt - The flies are nasty princess star
You can be a butterflyPosted 08-16-2012 at 06:09 PM by 8silverstream8 - even Butterflies are creepy from middle but they have pwetty wings
i'll be your Butterfly then
Posted 08-16-2012 at 06:52 PM by Starnyt - flies are nasty? how about dragonflies?Posted 08-16-2012 at 07:04 PM by MarianSony
- Star: ROFL, I never thought about the middle
Marian: I still don't want them in my ointment!!!Posted 08-16-2012 at 07:08 PM by 8silverstream8 -
i like no.3
and hehe your brother sounds really cool :> only cool people sing christmas carols in august 
Posted 08-16-2012 at 07:09 PM by abbie24 - Abbie we are not going to encourage the flies!!! You trash talk them or leave. Everyone other than abbie (and star) can trash talk them or gtfo!!!Posted 08-16-2012 at 07:14 PM by 8silverstream8
- Then..what do you want?Quote:Originally Posted by 8silverstream8
Marian: I still don't want them in my ointment!!!Posted 08-16-2012 at 07:14 PM by MarianSony - I want the flies and the ointment separated and then gone completely!Posted 08-16-2012 at 07:18 PM by 8silverstream8
- i said that cux i saw a Butterfly flying outside my home and then it sat on my finger (for real) and it had creepy legs toughing my finger and it was ticklingQuote:Originally Posted by 8silverstream8 Star: ROFL, I never thought about the middle
Marian: I still don't want them in my ointment!!!
Posted 08-16-2012 at 07:28 PM by Starnyt - It landed on your finger??? Luckyyy!!! But yeah, that is weirdPosted 08-16-2012 at 07:30 PM by 8silverstream8
- yea i was shocked :O but that butterfly was hurt maybe it wanted to take a break from flying or something
not weird D: creepy
but it had pwetty wing Posted 08-16-2012 at 07:32 PM by Starnyt - Star...maybe the butterfly likes youPosted 08-16-2012 at 07:33 PM by MarianSony
- ehehheQuote:Originally Posted by MarianSony Star...maybe the butterfly likes you
but it was also raining at that time and i was wreally lille :/Posted 08-16-2012 at 07:35 PM by Starnyt - What were you thinking when the butterfly was on your finger? :dPosted 08-16-2012 at 07:38 PM by MarianSony
