Best job ever (Your jealousy is guaranteed)
Posted 03-08-2011 at 06:52 AM by akatsuki16
I got a new job at a gas station. But before you mofos think "What? A gas station? How's that the best job ever? Is this guy retarded" Yes, I am... slightly.
But besides the fact that it's a gas station; this job's amazing. First off, at my interview, everything went normal, and was going pretty good. It seemed like I was getting the job. Then the final thing she said to me took me by surprise. She said "Do you smoke weed?" I was caught off guard, and was of course gonna say no. But then she said "Don't worry, we all smoke weed here. You won't get a piss test." So I told that b*tch hell yea I smoke weed. And immediately afterwords I got the job. : D
Everybody, smokes weed there. And I mean everybody. All the employees and managers. And even the cops that come in don't really care that you do. As long as you don't have anything in front of the camera and they don't catch you with it.
You can smoke, drink, steal food. It's all free as long as you "break" something there. And the weed is supplied by the other druggies that work there. Need I say more? Oh yes, yes I do...
As soon as I was hired the first thing my manager said to me was "The only rules we have is to not have your shit in front of the cameras and to make sure that you're sober enough to drive home." You can even take a nap there and you don't have to serve the customers if they're being rude.
I think I'ma work at this place for the rest of my life. Who would've thought being a gas station clerk would be this much fun? Even those mofos from the movie Clerks ain't got shit on me.
But besides the fact that it's a gas station; this job's amazing. First off, at my interview, everything went normal, and was going pretty good. It seemed like I was getting the job. Then the final thing she said to me took me by surprise. She said "Do you smoke weed?" I was caught off guard, and was of course gonna say no. But then she said "Don't worry, we all smoke weed here. You won't get a piss test." So I told that b*tch hell yea I smoke weed. And immediately afterwords I got the job. : D
Everybody, smokes weed there. And I mean everybody. All the employees and managers. And even the cops that come in don't really care that you do. As long as you don't have anything in front of the camera and they don't catch you with it.
You can smoke, drink, steal food. It's all free as long as you "break" something there. And the weed is supplied by the other druggies that work there. Need I say more? Oh yes, yes I do...
As soon as I was hired the first thing my manager said to me was "The only rules we have is to not have your shit in front of the cameras and to make sure that you're sober enough to drive home." You can even take a nap there and you don't have to serve the customers if they're being rude.
I think I'ma work at this place for the rest of my life. Who would've thought being a gas station clerk would be this much fun? Even those mofos from the movie Clerks ain't got shit on me.
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Damn dude, you were right my jealousy is guaranteed, I want that job! >.<Posted 03-08-2011 at 06:55 AM by |*PNA*| ARES
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I lol'd...XDPosted 03-08-2011 at 06:56 AM by The Prodigy -
You're like my dude Phil who works at a gas station. He smokes, gives me free shit and everything.Posted 03-08-2011 at 07:10 AM by Stone-Free -
Nope, i didn't get jealous. Because that sounds like a job where you stay and dont grow as a person.Posted 03-08-2011 at 07:10 AM by DarkUmagon -
I rofl'ed so much, good for you XDPosted 03-08-2011 at 07:14 AM by BlazeCommanderASCE -
Rofl only you could find such job XDPosted 03-08-2011 at 07:42 AM by Pad Frank -
Please don't go smoke your weed next to a petrol pump... :SPosted 03-08-2011 at 07:54 AM by amrita828 -
Lucky as hell
I hate you right nowPosted 03-08-2011 at 09:47 AM by Reafer -
Oh lord D::: hooowPosted 03-08-2011 at 09:57 AM by j0lee -
lol
Posted 03-08-2011 at 10:06 AM by Jetro -
nah... not jealous even a tiny bit... but good for you if you like itPosted 03-08-2011 at 10:16 AM by Ainie -
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have fun : oPosted 03-08-2011 at 10:26 AM by XDsaraDX -
Akats, have fun!Posted 03-08-2011 at 10:29 AM by akai-kitsune -
Congrats ^_^
But imma not jealous a bit. I have a better job offer in my handPosted 03-08-2011 at 11:08 AM by EISENbricher -
how could i be jaelous @ that?
idont smoke weed :PPosted 03-08-2011 at 11:43 AM by hellkith -
never thought i would say this but *approves of that job*Posted 03-08-2011 at 11:53 AM by SilverShadow - haha awesome.
lol D:Posted 03-08-2011 at 12:01 PM by -
Although I agree with Dark, it's great to know you enjoy your job.
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How much do you earn while working there?Posted 03-08-2011 at 12:39 PM by iBorePeople -
LOL thats pretty sweet. Its mostly great that you enjoy your job and that you dont dread going therePosted 03-08-2011 at 12:47 PM by Asuka_Anvadikin -
Duuude it's been so long since I last saw you here : o
Oh well, I agree with Dark : oPosted 03-08-2011 at 01:02 PM by Sushibabe
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