I was bored, so I decided to write my own little rap. It ain't long and the last part is a joke. And the whole thing isn't really meant be taken seriously Don't hate or I'll rape you hard. No pun intended.

6'3, blue eyes and black hair
I'm pretty hot like a Solar flare
Did I asked if you cared?
Though I'm narcissistic, it's none of your concern
I didn't ask you if I cared to learn
Learn of opinion
I should make you be like my b*tch...