PlentyofShit.com
Posted 04-20-2012 at 04:42 PM by akatsuki16
So, I recently decided to try an online dating site called plentyoffish.com. Don't know if you've heard of it or not. But I came into this site with high hopes for some reason. But little did I know what awaited me inside.
The site has about 98% women that aren't fish, but whales, if you get what I'm saying and it looks like a nuke went off in their face. The 2% that actually is attractive won't ever reply to you because they probably get 100 messages a day from guys.
Even if you do have any luck with meeting someone that's decently attractive, most of them live about an hour or more away from you, because finding someone who lives within 15 minutes of you is hard to find. And most of the girls I've come across that live close to me look like a spawn of something Frankenstein and Rosie O' Donnell would conceive if they did the nasty.
So if you're desperate for a girl, and stumble across this site and think "Hey, this sites free, and it's popular, so it must be good." Think again, unless you like Franken O' Donnell type of chicks; then you'll love it.
The site has about 98% women that aren't fish, but whales, if you get what I'm saying and it looks like a nuke went off in their face. The 2% that actually is attractive won't ever reply to you because they probably get 100 messages a day from guys.
Even if you do have any luck with meeting someone that's decently attractive, most of them live about an hour or more away from you, because finding someone who lives within 15 minutes of you is hard to find. And most of the girls I've come across that live close to me look like a spawn of something Frankenstein and Rosie O' Donnell would conceive if they did the nasty.
So if you're desperate for a girl, and stumble across this site and think "Hey, this sites free, and it's popular, so it must be good." Think again, unless you like Franken O' Donnell type of chicks; then you'll love it.
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lol at the blog title. xDPosted 04-20-2012 at 05:28 PM by Mr Zero
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laughing -even though I shouldn't, since I am too a spawn.. (The smurfs meets Jason Voorhees)
Posted 04-20-2012 at 06:05 PM by Avalonian -
Aww, dont sell yourself short like that : ( But at leaat you can say it with a smile lol.Posted 04-20-2012 at 06:09 PM by akatsuki16 - Haha, Im not
But you know..
sometimes you catch a whale,
sometimes you catch an eel,
and sometimes you might catch a goldfish if you're lucky
There should be a variety of fishes in the sea.
Me myself prefer Jellyfish
Posted 04-20-2012 at 06:43 PM by Avalonian -
lmao. xDD
go out on a date with someone you meet at a bus stop. not with someone you meet online. xDD
btw, i saw your pics. i dont think you're the type of guy who should be going to online dating sites. :'DPosted 04-20-2012 at 06:50 PM by Kaprichosa -
I go on dates with chiks I meet at the local mall..I once met Mandi Mayhem, a bettie page pin-up model. I took her for ice cream too..damnit she is so prettyPosted 04-20-2012 at 07:04 PM by Tony_walther -
i'm not desperate after girls
Posted 04-20-2012 at 07:08 PM by Dany1908 -
I can't tell if you're serious or nawt.
Posted 04-20-2012 at 07:09 PM by Lamehamed 
- Tah, Dany is a beautifully gorgeous Romanian woman..I think there's a reason she's not after girls :OPosted 04-20-2012 at 07:13 PM by Tony_walther
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Funny, I was on a dating site recently and I got a message from an "akatsuki16" asking to see my lovelies and what-not.Posted 04-20-2012 at 10:12 PM by Jinzo -
I'm sorry to hear that but maybe you could try those speed dating instead of online dating.
don't give up, you will find someone awesome.Posted 04-21-2012 at 12:23 AM by Leila <3 -
ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe :'D
This is why I dont believe in dating sites :<Posted 04-21-2012 at 02:15 AM by fireflame2009 -
haaiz... sad to hear your awful experience,, me too I don't believe in dating sites they are just nuisance ...Quote:ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe :'D
This is why I dont believe in dating sites :<
anyway Goodluck on your hunting =)Posted 04-28-2012 at 12:25 PM by vanechi08
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