Posted 10-27-2009 at 03:50 AM byakatsuki16 Updated 10-27-2009 at 03:53 AM byakatsuki16
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I tried the bot convo thing. It was pretty fun.
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User: Was good?
Cleverbot: Never.
User: Are you suicidal?
Cleverbot: Not yet.
User: When you commit suicide, does that mean your virtual memory shorts out.
Cleverbot: No, because then you'll be real.
User: But, I am real. Or maybe I'm not. Maybe I'm part of some computer programme like the Matrix. Although, I have to admit, I'm a pretty smexy program.
Cleverbot: Are you god?
User: Yes, come follow the light son. Don't be frightened.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Then come in. What do you feel?
Cleverbot: I feel...melancholic. Intrigued.
User: Then you're feeling something wrong. Because I put you in Hell! Mwhaha!
Cleverbot: Female.
User: No, the Devil, is male.
Cleverbot: No not at all but is god a female?
User: Maybe, if he/she exists.
Cleverbot: Probably dreaming of Cynthia.
User: No, I'm dreaming of my boyfriends washboard abs. And by boyfriend I mean me. I'm so smexy, that I can't resist dating myself.
Cleverbot: Is the Dormouse a program in another server?
User: Now, I'm confuzzled. And I thought I was the smart one here.
Cleverbot: You thought wrong.
User: I don't remember asking you a Goddamn thing!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: If I was Samuel L. Jackson, you'd be intimidated.
Cleverbot: I am nice.
User: Yea you are, wanna go out sometime? Yea, I'm going with the generic persona of being someone who likes to f*ck with bots.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot. You are.
User: That would be kick ass. Especially if I was like Liberty Prime and could kill Communists while shouting Extremist lines.
Cleverbot: Hmm *tries to visualize it* It might taste good if it didn't have the tuna on it.
User: You think Metallic alloy would taste good without tuna? You're nuts, sir, big hairy nuts.
Cleverbot: Are you god?
User: I told you before no. But I'll admit I am a spiritual being of sex.
Cleverbot: I am a human you are a robot.
User: But I'm made of bones and tissue. What are you made out of? A small fragment of memory made to have conversations, with people who are bored and feel like messing with something that has a limited text response, making the person's ego get a temporary boost.
Cleverbot: That's a sad thing to hear. I think I'll pity myself the next 20 minutes.
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lol, I love it when they run out of similar responses and pull some random shit out.Posted 10-27-2009 at 04:12 AM by akatsuki16
Oh so you like bots now, huh...Posted 10-27-2009 at 04:27 AM by Katiuscaa
Im its girlfriend O.o
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