Alright so more on the emo spectrum of my dating problems. So one of my best friends was throwing a party last week. During this he told me that this girl who just so happened to be my first crush way back in the day was coming.

Back in the day I think she had a.thing for me too but I was too chicken shit to make a move so I was put in the friend zone. Over the years we would randomly.see.ach other at places, but only for brief moments, and I never had the chance to see if she ever...

Alright so tonight I went on a date/hang out with a chick I met at a bar a few days ago. She asked if I had any plans tonight, which I didnt; so I told her Id come hang out with her. So I picked her up, on the way to this bar we were goin to, we had some small talk, got to know her a little bit, and regardless of her tellimg me that she was a stripper for a week, I was into her. (Mainly because she was really cute) And I know that sometimes people do stupid things for cash money.

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Does anyone know what that strange but awesome voice in the beginning and in other parts of Mercy is from? Where it kinda sounds like a Jamacain Chris Tucker?

So, I recently decided to try an online dating site called plentyoffish.com. Don't know if you've heard of it or not. But I came into this site with high hopes for some reason. But little did I know what awaited me inside.

The site has about 98% women that aren't fish, but whales, if you get what I'm saying and it looks like a nuke went off in their face. The 2% that actually is attractive won't ever reply to you because they probably get 100 messages a day from guys.

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Does anyone know where the lyrics "Sometimes I get a good feeling." Etc. come from? It's featured in a few songs like Good Feeling by Flo Rida, and Levels by Avicii, and I was just curious as to what song originally had the lyrics.