I'm gonna go insane.
Posted 09-02-2011 at 07:41 PM by annaaa
We have a gnat problem in our house.
Gnats dedicate their lives to annoying the **** out of you, until you can't take it anymore, and you put yourself away in a mental asylum.
They're like "HEY, HEY IS THAT YOUR FACE. I JUST WANNA SEE IT, JUST A LITTLE CLOSER. OH, WOW IS THAT AN EYE? OH WHAT'S UP HERE, CAN I GO UP HERE? THAT'S YOUR NOSE RIGHT? OH CAN I GO IN YOUR MOUTH, HEY... HEY I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING, IS THAT YOUR FACE I KEEP FLYING IN TO? OH MY GOD, YOU HAVE FOOD, LET ME TASTE IT. OH, SHIT I FELL IN. NOW YOU HAVE TO THROW IT AWAY."
I'm gonna kill myself.
Gnats dedicate their lives to annoying the **** out of you, until you can't take it anymore, and you put yourself away in a mental asylum.
They're like "HEY, HEY IS THAT YOUR FACE. I JUST WANNA SEE IT, JUST A LITTLE CLOSER. OH, WOW IS THAT AN EYE? OH WHAT'S UP HERE, CAN I GO UP HERE? THAT'S YOUR NOSE RIGHT? OH CAN I GO IN YOUR MOUTH, HEY... HEY I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING, IS THAT YOUR FACE I KEEP FLYING IN TO? OH MY GOD, YOU HAVE FOOD, LET ME TASTE IT. OH, SHIT I FELL IN. NOW YOU HAVE TO THROW IT AWAY."
I'm gonna kill myself.
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time to bomb the house with insect repellant maybe :/Posted 09-02-2011 at 07:44 PM by narusasu1
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LOL I know the feeling. But yes, killing yourself will definitely solve the gnat problem.Posted 09-02-2011 at 07:44 PM by DarkUmagon -
looks like my fiendish plot is working >: DPosted 09-02-2011 at 07:46 PM by Metalicz -
Dark might be onto something there, but then again, just killing the gnats will also solve the problem, btw deodorant works wonders for keeping them away ^^Posted 09-02-2011 at 07:47 PM by |*PNA*| ARES -
I kill over 10 daily.Posted 09-02-2011 at 07:47 PM by Hollow -
I had a perfectly good glass of chocolate milk.
I go to take a drink, and there's one floating in it.
I'm eating my potatoes, and it insists on flying around my face until I end up dropping my potatoes on the floor.
Can't sit on the couch to watch t.v peacefully without one persistently running headfirst into your eye, mouth, or nose.
We bought fogger to fog the house, but we haven't done it yet because we have to leave the house for 4 hours when we do it.
And it doesn't matter how many you kill,
It's like they Resurrect themselves.
If I were a gnat, and someone kept smacking me in the face,
I would not keep coming back for more.
I guess that would make me the smartest gnat ever to be spawned.Posted 09-02-2011 at 07:48 PM by annaaa
Updated 09-02-2011 at 07:51 PM by annaaa - If you can solve for X and 1 + X = Bananas and X must be a > pink, then you shall get rid of all the gnatsPosted 09-02-2011 at 07:50 PM by Metalicz
- I have number dyslexia.Posted 09-02-2011 at 07:51 PM by annaaa
- But the answer is quite relative to a piece of pi so you should be able to come to a conclusion :OPosted 09-02-2011 at 07:53 PM by Metalicz
- Buy a bug repelling device and wait for summer to be over.Quote:Originally Posted by annaaa
And it doesn't matter how many you kill,
It's like they Resurrect themselves.Posted 09-02-2011 at 07:53 PM by Hollow -
hmmm...Quote:Cheap, easy remedy - vinegar and dish soap
Get out a small cupcake sized bowl and put about 3-4 drops of dishwashing liquid in it. Add about 3/4 inch of apple cider vinegar (works best) or some other vinegar. Stir it just enough to get the dishwashing soap to dissolve.
The soap breaks the surface tension of the liquid and the vinegar attracts the fruit flies. Without the soap some bugs can land on the liquid and then fly off again, with it, they get sucked in. Let it sit for a couple of days, and you will find a lot of dead bug bodies in the bottom of the bowl. Just dump it down the drain and wash it out. Also, of course, make sure that there's no leftover fruit garbage in your garbage disposal, etc., to attract them back.
Good luck!
Posted 09-02-2011 at 08:00 PM by xeltox -
I have to admit, I didn't even know that they existed until I read this blog : oPosted 09-02-2011 at 08:13 PM by NoIn-LoKi - have you been living under a rock or something? o.0Quote:Originally Posted by NoIn-LoKi I have to admit, I didn't even know that they existed until I read this blog : oPosted 09-02-2011 at 08:19 PM by Metalicz
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Gnats are fruit flies.Quote:Originally Posted by NoIn-LoKi I have to admit, I didn't even know that they existed until I read this blog : o
Vinegar kills them...even though I would feel bad if I did that.Posted 09-02-2011 at 08:26 PM by Chopsticksticky - Lol no, just in a different part of the world n_nQuote:Originally Posted by Metalicz have you been living under a rock or something? o.0
Yeah, I googled it^^Quote:Originally Posted by Chopsticksticky Gnats are fruit flies.
Vinegar kills them...even though I would feel bad if I did that.Posted 09-02-2011 at 08:40 PM by NoIn-LoKi -
Hey, I'll be there to welcome ya to the white padded rooms! They're kindof comfy.. you have to get in just the right position... But it's kindof fun in those white, padded rooms. : DPosted 09-02-2011 at 08:53 PM by Lord Revan
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