I swear to god, next time my mama tells me not to play with my food I'm showing her this

...who's there?

okay no seriously I ain't telling any knock knock jokes... I'll leave that to someone else... BUT I do have some nice quotes for y'all, enjoy

1. I ran into my ex the other day…. put in reverse, AND HIT HIM AGAIN!!!

2. He broke my heart..... so I broke his jaw.

3. It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner.

4. Graduation...

You gotta love 'em ^^

Hola Guappos y Guappas!

Well, as of 8am tomorrow, (in 11 hours) I am going home to Switzerland and am going on a curise. Hence I will be AFK for 2 1/2 weeks. Because of this I shall be saying all of this now...


I wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a great start into the year of 2010!

see y'all next year! *hugs all*

Jyanee!

Right, so I am taking an English speaking university course here in my uni (which is Dutch speaking). And the professors, because they want to assess all our English comprehension skills, gave us an English test.

The separated out all the native speakers (including me) and apparently gave us a harder test, just to make it fair on the others.

and i swear to GOD when I saw the test I died. Not because it was so hard, I was dying of laughter. Here we are, friggin...