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			<title>Work in Progress</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 17:02:16 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>My rendition of the character, Desire. From the seire, THE ENDLESS, from DC comics. 
 
Only in the second stage.   
 
 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>My rendition of the character, Desire. From the seire, THE ENDLESS, from DC comics.<br />
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Only in the second stage.  <br />
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			<dc:creator>CptKelly</dc:creator>
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			<title>What is CHOW?</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 17:44:32 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>The Character of the Week, or CHOW is the proving ground for you to hone your skills - to become a better artist. The human form is most difficult to...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>The Character of the Week, or CHOW is the proving ground for you to hone your skills - to become a better artist. The human form is most difficult to illustrate convincingly, and doing so with emotion, conviction, and confidence is the ultimate test of any artist.<br />
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CHOW is not about comfort zones.<br />
CHOW is about pushing your boundaries and becoming the best artist you can become.<br />
CHOW is about breaking the stereotype, about exploring what makes a character believable, real.<br />
CHOW is about you. How far can you go?<br />
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<a href="http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/drawings-graphics/38512-character-week-guidelines.html" target="_blank">http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/dra...uidelines.html</a></div>

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			<title>My wallet and bank account just emptied out.</title>
			<link>http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/cptkelly/3928-my-wallet-bank-account-just-emptied-out.html</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 19:33:53 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Well you will see what the title meant. 
 
bought these 3 dolls for Louhi Kaiho. 
 
 
 
Image:...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Well you will see what the title meant.<br />
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bought these 3 dolls for Louhi Kaiho.<br />
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<img src="http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j277/Zaros200/1124s2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /><br />
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All together about $3000 :\<br />
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Hope they will be liked.</div>

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			<title>Welcome to the Vatican!</title>
			<link>http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/cptkelly/3580-welcome-vatican.html</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 14:46:09 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>For all with a job!</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 14:38:14 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[How to start your day with a positive outlook 
 
Open a new file in your PC. 
 
Name it as "Boss". 
 
Send it to the RECYCLE BIN. 
 
Empty the...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>How to start your day with a positive outlook<br />
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Open a new file in your PC.<br />
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Name it as &quot;Boss&quot;.<br />
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Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.<br />
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Empty the RECYCLE BIN.<br />
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Your PC will ask you, &quot;Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?&quot;<br />
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Answer calmly, &quot;Yes,&quot; and press the mouse button firmly....<br />
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Feel better? Have A Nice Day.</div>

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			<title>Swine Flu</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 14:26:17 GMT</pubDate>
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enough said</description>
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			<title>Female Tourettes Syndrome</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 22:19:31 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>I’ve mentioned Female Tourettes Syndrome in the past, and because it is one of the biggest reasons why men are better than women, I thought I would...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>I’ve mentioned Female Tourettes Syndrome in the past, and because it is one of the biggest reasons why men are better than women, I thought I would commemorate this Labor Day by expanding on the topic.<br />
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 Labor Day is a very manly holiday, after all. Labor Day is why Father’s Day is bullshit. You don’t celebrate two Halloweens or two New Year’s. When compared to a day honoring labor, Father’s Day is redundant.<br />
 If there was a day dedicated to buying three times as much crap at a 50% off sale, or spilling fancy candle wax all over the carpet, then we wouldn’t need Mother’s Day.<br />
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 Female Tourettes Syndrome is a woman’s inability to keep her mouth shut.  It manifests largely in three ways.<br />
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 <b>Endless ****ing Questions</b><br />
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 If there’s a stupid question about any topic, then a woman will imagine it and ask it with the confidence of Sherlock Holmes.<br />
 “I’m going to the store,” you might say.  “Why?” asks a woman, stupidly.  This is due to her Female Tourettes Syndrome.<br />
 FTS prevents a woman from being quiet and thinking about something before she starts flapping her scone-hole about it. Men are great philosophers, diplomats, and authors, because we can sit back and think about what’s going on before speaking. We can answer all the stupid questions on our own. Women make lousy all of the above’s for the same reason they make lousy lovers while you’re staying at your parents’ house during Christmas: they can’t keep their ****ing mouths shut.<br />
 I’m going to the store to buy something.  Why the **** else has anyone ever gone to the store?  To look around?<br />
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 <b>Endless ****ing Speaking</b><br />
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 Women are like those tightly-coiled spring door stops with the little rubber bit on the end. You give them one little prod and they erupt with obnoxious sounds like a broken fan belt. Those things are fun as hell until you’re 12. Female Tourettes Syndrome.<br />
 The secret to getting laid is to rev up the talking part of a woman’s brain like it’s a bicycle flipped upside down. The speech and sex sectors of a she-brain are right next to each other. It doesn’t take anything more than timing to get them spinning like tops. Female Tourettes Syndrome.<br />
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 Men speak in well-timed spikes of brilliance. That’s the heartbeat of commerce. Women speak like lawn darts: huge arcs that no one gives a **** about unless it’s coming down on your head. Female Tourettes Syndrome.<br />
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 <b>Endless ****ing Complaining</b><br />
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 No matter how good a woman has it, you’d never be able to tell by the way she talks. Women hate happiness. That’s why they don’t like taking their tops off at football games and why they like puppies so much. Puppies piss all over everything. That does not equal happiness.<br />
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 Even if a woman married a millionaire and had ten kids by five different guys, she’s as far from happiness as an innocent man on death row. Despite that she’s living every woman’s dream.</div>

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			<title>10 reasons men are better than women</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 22:03:42 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>*10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome* 
 
 I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><b>10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome</b><br />
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 I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their ****ing mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.<br />
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<b>9. Men are not sponges</b><br />
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 Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a ****ing cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.<br />
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<b>8. Women are racists</b><br />
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 Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and **** definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift ****ing mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.<br />
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<b>7. Men live less than women</b><br />
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 The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!<br />
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<b>6. Men write illegibly</b><br />
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 Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.<br />
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<b>5. Jesus was a man</b><br />
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 Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.<br />
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<b>4. Men wear watches</b><br />
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 Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.<br />
 A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your ****ing man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a ****ing fastidious manner, so get the **** ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.<br />
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<b>3. Boys destroy things</b><br />
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 The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!<br />
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<b>2. Marriage is stupid</b><br />
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 Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to **** the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t ****. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re ****ing obsessed with it.<br />
 Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.<br />
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<b>1. Men have *****es</b><br />
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 When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a ***** — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t **** up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be ****ing courteous.’<br />
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 Men Are Better Than Women.</div>

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			<title>Dressing for the weather.</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 14:19:55 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[So, I was out shoveling snow today with a t-shirt and shorts on. And people that walk by stared at me like I'm crazy. Is it so wrong to where a...]]></description>
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			<title>GFX Battle League</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:16:35 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>GFX Battle League (http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/groups/gfx-battle-league.html) 
 
 
GFX Battle League was form to create an organize group of GFX...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><font size="7"><a href="http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/groups/gfx-battle-league.html" target="_blank">GFX Battle League</a></font><br />
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GFX Battle League was form to create an organize group of GFX artists and GFX competitions.<br />
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<font color="Red"><b>Rules are as follows:</b></font><br />
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1. No animation shall be use in the signatures.<br />
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2. Signature can not be bigger than 450 x 150 pixels<br />
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3. All work must nbe original<br />
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4. Each piece of work can only be use in 2 battle, after which, it will be retired.<br />
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5. General Forum Rules apply.<br />
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<b><font color="Red">What is a signature battle?</font></b><br />
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Signature battles are are 1v1 matches between GFX artist. The artist will have 24 hours to create a signature that follows the appropriate guideline of the battle. After the creation process is over, the 2 signature wil be put up for voting. The artist with the greater amount of vote will win the battle. <br />
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<b><font color="Red">How do I make a challenge?</font></b><br />
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To make a challenge post a thread in the Avatar/Signatures forum.<br />
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1. Title the thread &quot;Battle League Challenge: [insert username]&quot;<br />
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2. Follow the template below.<br />
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<b><font color="Red">Challenge Template:</font></b><br />
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 	Type of Battle: Serious or Recreation<br />
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Votes to Win: 3-5<br />
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Category: Free Style. [ more category will be added]<br />
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User: [insert your username here] <br />
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Ranking</font></b>s:<br />
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Each time you win a battle, you will move up one rank. the top 10 ranking will earn a spot at the play-off tournament.<br />
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Reporting Match Outcome:</font></b><br />
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To report your win or lost, go to the social page and post the win or lost there.<br />
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<font color="Red"><b>Permitted Programs:</b></font><br />
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Photoshop, GIMP, Fireworks, Illustrator, Paint.NET, and so much more.<br />
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<b><font color="Red">Ok, here's the process of how you are going to be skill rank. <br />
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*  Post <u><b> 5 signatures</b></u>  in a new thread ( no more than five,no less) and wait for the voting to end. <br />
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*  You can not campaign for your votes.<br />
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* In the poll put in these category: Novice, Intermediate, Semi-Pro, Pro.<br />
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* Voting will end when a category hits 10 votes.</div>

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			<title>The Attack of Boredom</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 20:12:39 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[*If            the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?           Are            children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see...]]></description>
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</font>           <font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font color="Red"><font size="2"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size="2">Are            children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?</font></font></font></font></font>            <font color="#000000"> <font color="Red"><br />
          Can you make a candle out of your earwax?<br />
          When French people swear do they say pardon my English?<br />
          Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers            from the people that got there first?<br />
          If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?<br />
          Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?<br />
          Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?<br />
          &quot;Cute as a button&quot; Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since            when are buttons cute?<br />
          Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?<br />
          Are marbles made of marble? <br />
          Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?<br />
          If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do            you get you money back? (Granted you lived)<br />
          Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?<br />
          Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, &quot;I think I'll            squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out&quot;?<br />
          Who was the first person to say, &quot;See that chicken over there ...            I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt&quot;?<br />
          Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?<br />
          If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?<br />
          Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?<br />
          Can you get cornered in a round room? <br />
          Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?<br />
          Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?<br />
          If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?<br />
          Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok            to use a handicapped toilet?<br />
          In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?<br />
          How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically            always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?<br />
          Why is it that if something says, &quot;do not eat&quot; on the packaging            it becomes extra tempting to eat?<br />
          Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? <br />
          Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like            chocolate?<br />
          Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular            television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?            <br />
          &quot;Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother            in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?&quot;<br />
          Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli'            meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?<br />
          Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water            is clear??<br />
          Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter            when you use the restroom?<br />
          Can mute people burp?<br />
          What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave            popcorn?<br />
          Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but            the hardest thing to eat with?<br />
          How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?<br />
          If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?<br />
          If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?<br />
          Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant            for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?<br />
          Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from            cocoa <br />
          beans, and all beans are a vegetable?<br />
          Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?<br />
          Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?<br />
          Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to            us we are put into the loony bin?<br />
          Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must            go forth before you go back?<br />
          Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?<br />
          Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?<br />
          Why can't you get a tan on your palms?<br />
          If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel            school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?<br />
          Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t            they just bark in their face or something?<br />
          Why do companies offer you &quot;free gifts?&quot; Since when has a            gift NOT been <br />
          free?<br />
          If something &quot;goes without saying,&quot; why do people still say            it? <br />
          You know the expression, &quot;Don't quit your day job?&quot; Well what            do you say to <br />
          people that work nights?<br />
<br />
          Why do most people put more effort into their wedding than their actual            marriage? <br />
          Why do dogs walk around in circles before lying down? <br />
          Can a metal plate in your head get rusted?<br />
          Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves? <br />
          If the day before a holiday is called Christmas Eve, is the day after            Christmas Adam? <br />
          Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were            buried in for eternity? <br />
          Why doesn't &quot;onomatopoeia&quot; sound like what it is?<br />
          Why don't you ever hear about gruntled employees?<br />
          Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?<br />
          Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who            drives a race car not called a racist?<br />
          Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?<br />
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			<title>The Revenge of Boredom</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 19:59:20 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Harry was a master of his own destiny. Yes, Harry was a Ninja. He knew all of the moves,  all of the stealth techniques, you name it. Basically, he...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica"><font color="Red"><font size="-1">Harry was a master of his own destiny. Yes, Harry was a Ninja. He knew all of the moves,  all of the stealth techniques, you name it. Basically, he knew everything he needed to know to be able  to kill an individual like you or me. However, his master Olocko Uroguishima died before  he was able to teach Harry the most important part of being a Ninja: Never wear bright  clothes. Now harry knew how to hide, and it really wasn't hard for him to kill someone if  he wanted to. But he never understood why he could not master the art of sneak attacking  a person, the art of stealth. His victims always seemed to know when he was coming. Half of the time, they  were prepared for him with shotguns in their hands. Luckily, Harry had already mastered  the traditional &quot;Catch a Bullet Between Your Teeth Trick&quot;. So, these gun-toting mortals  were no match for his superior skill. He preferred using his pair of sai on his victims  because they were his favorite weapons. If he was in a bad mood, however, he would just  throw the poor bastards on the ground and stomp on their throats, instantly crushing their  wind pipes. He had perfect balance. He was trained to walk across a 20-foot blade without  falling off of it or cutting himself. We all know what would happen if he fell off the  wrong way. Harry, would have an instant leg amputation, and it's kind of hard being a  Ninja when you are in a wheelchair. Still, Harry trained himself to be an effective Ninja  in a wheelchair just in case he did lose a leg or two. So he was obviously the almost-perfect  fighting machine.</font></font></font><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica"><font color="Red"><font size="-1">  Why wasn't he perfect? I already told you. He didn't learn his final  lesson about NEVER wearing bright clothes when you are stalking your victim!  Weren't you paying any attention to me? You should be more disciplined like Harry.  Anyway, back to the story. Harry, being an 80's kid was into all of the &quot;Neon fashion&quot;.  Fact is, he couldn't get enough of it, he even brushed his teeth with glow-in-the-dark toothpaste  because he loved how cool it looked when he smiled in the darkness. Let me put it this  way: Harry wore so much neon attire, that he didn't have to worry about a car hitting him  while he went jogging late at night, because most of the cars would swerve off the road  and crash due to being blinded by Harry's oh-so-reflective selections of clothing. Most  of the time this glow proved to be a pain in the neck for Harry since his victims always  knew when he was coming for them. However, unless they wore sunglasses, they normally  fell to the ground when he came within 50-feet of them. They would scream, &quot;My eyes!  I'm blind! Why are you doing this to me??&quot; and Harry would reply, &quot;Because I'm bored and  you deserve to DIE.&quot; So the neon helped him and hurt him simultaneously. Oddly enough,  the neon helped him financially. If any of you saw the movie Batman Forever, there was a  gang of neon people who fought the prospecting &quot;Robin&quot;. Well, where do you think those  neon outfits came from? That's right, Harry. You see, Harry pretty much bought out the  entire neon industry, including all the neon items that were found at flea markets. So  the movie company came to Harry offering him a mere $100,000 for some of his neon attire.  But Harry was too smart for that. &quot;You are insulting me when you only offer me that much  for my neon!&quot; The movie people laughed at him at first, but when he slit one of their  throats they shut up really fast and offered him all the money he wanted.</font></font></font> <font color="Red"><br />
</font>   <font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica"><font color="Red"><font size="-1">  Now that Harry had enough money to make his own Batman movie with even better special effects,  he decided to purchase his beloved mother Ertisha a nice house in the hills with a  swimming pool like she had always dreamed about. She cried in tears of joy when he  surprised her with her new home, because she had been living in a cardboard box her  whole life and she was in the &quot;Selling-The-Pencil-In-The-Coffee-Mug-Business&quot;. So,   this was indeed a blessing for her, she could finally retire and get some well deserved  rest. She didn't count on one thing though, all of the lights in the house were neon. She  didn't mind them really, because she was used to Harry for so long. But one tragic evening,  she got up for a midnight snack, and she turned on the light and she started to make her  way down the stairs. But she accidentally hit the switch for the main neon light which  made the house look like a blazing comet that was embedded in the earth. Blinded by the  light, she tumbled down the stairs. There was no wheelchair in her future, just a neon  coffin. Harry was devastated when he found out that his passion for neon killed the only  person in his life who really cared for him.  In anger of what neon had done to his mother,  Harry destroyed all remaining neon clothes that he had and instead wore a white Ninja uniform similar  to the one worn by &quot;Storm Shadow&quot; in the Gi-Joe cartoons. Unfortunately, Harry didn't know  was that the neon would ultimately be his own downfall as well. One day he was watching the news  and found out about a nuclear waste plant that was really harming the earth. Harry was very  angered by this. You see, Ninjas love nature and their surroundings since they have been  trained to adapt and use it to their advantage. So when Harry found out that these greedy  corporate schlemiels were harming his earth, his air, and his trees he made a vow to kill  them all. &quot;I will kill them all,&quot; he yelled. I didn't need to include that quote actually,  I already told you what his vow was...ahh who cares. I still think it's good to reiterate  so that the idea that these people are going to die gets driven deep into your head.</font></font></font> <font color="Red"><br />
</font>   <font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica"><font color="Red"><font size="-1">  Harry stormed into the nuclear power plant, he was surprised that they all seemed to appreciate  neon more than he did, but this neon seemed to be strange when he tampered with it. In  fact, it got into his skin and there was nothing he could do to stop the glowing. Now he  was furious. He killed everyone in sight and shut down the whole plant. It was quite a sight!  All you would have seen is the color of blood mixed with bright neon colors. Due to  his exposure to radiation, however, Harry grew very ill. His hair turned white as his  outfit, while his skin continued to glow. He started getting frequent nose-bleeds, and he  wasn't even on steroids, because ninjas don't need that stuff. He did some reading and  found out that the neon stuff he was tampering with was toxic and that the effects were  irreversible.  He was going to die, so he did the only thing an honorable Ninja would do.  He thrust his sai deep into his stomach and collapsed.</font></font></font><font color="Red"><br />
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<i> <font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica"><font size="-1"> Learn from Harry's mistakes: <br />
 Stay the hell away from neon stuff.</font></font></i></font></div>

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			<title>Another Group...</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 17:59:48 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Yes this is a blog to advertise 
 
deal with it if you don't like it :p 
 
http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/fanclubs/28565-spartan-iii-project.html...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Yes this is a blog to advertise<br />
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deal with it if you don't like it :p<br />
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<a href="http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/fanclubs/28565-spartan-iii-project.html" target="_blank">http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/fan...i-project.html</a> ma new group :p</div>

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			<title>Boredom Stirke back!  Types of Comp viruses</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 01:39:21 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple. 
 
Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore. 
 
Anita Hill...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.<br />
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Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.<br />
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Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years.<br />
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Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.<br />
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AT&amp;T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.<br />
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The MCI virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&amp;T virus.<br />
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Bill Clinton virus: This virus mutates from region to region and we're not exactly sure what it does.<br />
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Bill Clinton virus: Promises to give equal time to all processes: 50% to poor, slow processes; 50% to middle-class processes, and 50% to rich ones. This virus protests your computer's involvement in other computer's affairs, even though it has been having one of its own for 12 years.<br />
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Congressional Virus: Overdraws your computer.<br />
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Congressional Virus: The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.<br />
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Dan Quayle virus: Prevents your system from spawning any child processes without joining into a binary network.<br />
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Dan Quayle virus: Simplye addse ane ee toe everye worde youe typee..<br />
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David Duke virus: Makes your screen go completely white.<br />
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Elvis virus: Your computer gets fat, slow, and lazy and then self destructs, only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations across rural America.<br />
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Federal bureaucrat virus: Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which do practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the computer.<br />
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Freudian virus: Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.<br />
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Gallup virus: Sixty percent of the PCs infected will lose 38 percent of their data 14 percent of the time (plus or minus a 3.5 percent margin of error).<br />
<br />
George Bush virus: Doesn't do anything, but you can't get rid of it until November.<br />
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Government economist virus: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.<br />
<br />
Jerry Brown virus: Blanks your screen and begins flashing an 800 number.<br />
<br />
Madonna virus: If your computer gets this virus, lock up your dog!<br />
<br />
Mario Cuomo virus: It would be a great virus, but it refuses to run.<br />
<br />
Michael Jackson virus: Hard to identify because it is constantly altering its appearance. This virus won't harm your PC, but it will trash your car.<br />
<br />
New World Order virus: probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about it.<br />
<br />
Nike virus: Just Does It!<br />
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Ollie North virus: Turns your printer into a document shredder.<br />
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Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB.<br />
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Pat Buchanan virus: Shifts all your output to the extreme right of your screen.<br />
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Paul Revere virus: This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack---once if by LAN, twice if by C:.<br />
<br />
Paul Tsongas virus: Pops up on December 25 and says, &quot;I'm not Santa Claus.&quot;<br />
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PBS virus: Your PC stops every few minutes to ask for money.<br />
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Politically correct virus: Never calls itself a &quot;virus&quot;, but instead refers to itself as an &quot;electronic microorganism&quot;.<br />
<br />
Richard Nixon virus: Also known as the &quot;Tricky **** Virus&quot;, you can wipe it out but it always makes a comeback.<br />
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Right To Life virus: Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a counselor about possible alternatives.<br />
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Ross Perot virus: Activates every component in your system, just before the whole thing quits.<br />
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Ted Kennedy virus: Crashes your computer but denies it ever happened.<br />
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Ted Turner virus: Colorizes your monochrome monitor.<br />
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Terry Randle virus: Prints &quot;Oh no you don't&quot; whenever you choose &quot;Abort&quot; from the &quot;Abort, Retry, Fail&quot; message.<br />
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Texas virus: Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.<br />
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UK Parliament virus: Splits the screen into two with a message in each half blaming other side for the state of the system.<br />
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Warren Commission virus: Won't allow you to open your files for 75 years.</div>

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			<title>Bored</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 01:38:17 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? 
 
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? 
 
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?<br />
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Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?<br />
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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?<br />
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Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?<br />
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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?<br />
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If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?<br />
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Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?<br />
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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?<br />
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How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?<br />
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If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?</div>

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