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Female Tourettes Syndrome

Posted 02-05-2009 at 10:19 PM by CptKelly

I’ve mentioned Female Tourettes Syndrome in the past, and because it is one of the biggest reasons why men are better than women, I thought I would commemorate this Labor Day by expanding on the topic.


Labor Day is a very manly holiday, after all. Labor Day is why Father’s Day is bullshit. You don’t celebrate two Halloweens or two New Year’s. When compared to a day honoring labor, Father’s Day is redundant.
If there was a day dedicated to buying three times as much crap...
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10 reasons men are better than women

Posted 02-05-2009 at 10:03 PM by CptKelly

10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome

I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their ****ing mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.

9. Men are not sponges

Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before...
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Dressing for the weather.

Posted 01-28-2009 at 02:19 PM by CptKelly

So, I was out shoveling snow today with a t-shirt and shorts on. And people that walk by stared at me like I'm crazy. Is it so wrong to where a t-shirt and shorts in freezing cold weather?
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GFX Battle League

Posted 01-27-2009 at 08:16 PM by CptKelly

GFX Battle League


GFX Battle League was form to create an organize group of GFX artists and GFX competitions.


Rules are as follows:


1. No animation shall be use in the signatures.

2. Signature can not be bigger than 450 x 150 pixels

3. All work must nbe original

4. Each piece of work can only be use in 2 battle, after which, it will be retired.

5. General Forum Rules apply.

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The Attack of Boredom

Posted 12-27-2008 at 08:12 PM by CptKelly


If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If the swat team breaks down your door
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