Dutch man injures butt in mooning gone horribly wrong
Posted 06-05-2008 at 09:48 PM by DarkUmagon
Dutch man injures posterior in mooning accident
Wed Jun 4, 1:11 AM ET
UTRECHT, Netherlands - Utrecht police say a 21-year-old Dutch man is recovering after a "mooning" that went horribly wrong.
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A police statement says the man and two others had run down a street in Utrecht with their pants pulled down in the back "for a joke."
It says that at one point the 21-year-old "pushed his behind against the window of a restaurant" that broke and resulted in "deep wounds to his derriere."
The statement released Tuesday says police detained the three men after the incident Sunday morning. But the cafe owner decided not to press charges after the men agreed to pay for the broken window.
The injured man was treated for his injuries at a nearby hospital.
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And that is why you don't moon people near glass windows. I mean come on isnt that common sense?
Wed Jun 4, 1:11 AM ET
UTRECHT, Netherlands - Utrecht police say a 21-year-old Dutch man is recovering after a "mooning" that went horribly wrong.
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A police statement says the man and two others had run down a street in Utrecht with their pants pulled down in the back "for a joke."
It says that at one point the 21-year-old "pushed his behind against the window of a restaurant" that broke and resulted in "deep wounds to his derriere."
The statement released Tuesday says police detained the three men after the incident Sunday morning. But the cafe owner decided not to press charges after the men agreed to pay for the broken window.
The injured man was treated for his injuries at a nearby hospital.
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And that is why you don't moon people near glass windows. I mean come on isnt that common sense?
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Are you serious? its common sense why the heck they have to press their butt against the window? are they trying to check whose butt is the hardest and full of nasty shit? typical gaysPosted 10-16-2008 at 09:37 PM by Dragonheart
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imagine you were on a date at the restaurant this happened at...dear lord! awkward.Posted 12-06-2008 at 05:54 AM by singingponguin -
LMAO! I'm Dutch and, to be really honest, it doesn't surprise me one bit! as you guys probably just figured out, we Dutch have a very special kind of humor which just gets wierder when you put alcohol into the mix with it. Me and my friends have done wierder stuff than mooning a restaurant window believe me, and we live in Switzerland! but we're still all dutch!
Posted 12-07-2008 at 05:56 PM by Ayame -
Window mooners?
Duh, everyone knows that windows should be thick enough to support a fat ass. The guy who got raped by the window should actually press charges against the restaurant owner. It's a symbol of human freedom and a protest against clothes! (Moonwalking that is) And to all of you guys mocking this mooner, saying "He must've been stupid", What if the guy actually felt like it? And getting someguys ass projectiled through a window and into your food isnt that bad if you know that some fish used in sushi use their anus to eat. Now, Happy ChristmasPosted 12-11-2008 at 02:01 PM by Shunatan2 -
wow dark.... the main man of AC/DC... has only one blog.. and this is it.... hilariousPosted 12-29-2008 at 10:46 PM by Bware the DJ -
so he got glass in the ass next time he won't put his rear end on a window just stick to running up the street showing off his goodiesPosted 01-03-2009 at 03:00 AM by HollowPoints -
idiots are bound to be idiots once more, they will do it again someday..........20 bucksPosted 01-03-2009 at 08:27 PM by LegendaryFrog -
Well..... it's not the strangest thing I've heard aboutPosted 01-05-2009 at 04:16 AM by Urary -
one word. awesome!Posted 01-20-2009 at 11:51 PM by X Ray Cat NL -
Mmmm, that was a proper crack up.Posted 01-22-2009 at 04:41 PM by slick11 -
dude when i was in high school i got suspended for a week for shooting the moon out the back of the bus and then i confessed to the wrong crimePosted 01-29-2009 at 07:48 PM by n9ne_tail_brzerkr117 - owned. hahaPosted 01-30-2009 at 03:39 AM by smellyjelly
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Rofl'zor!!!!
lol this guy is a bad ass mother****er!!!!!Posted 01-30-2009 at 07:54 AM by ModestAxis -
omg, I did that too! Why me not in nuwspapah? O.oPosted 02-02-2009 at 04:39 AM by Xtez -
lol that was funny, but that is very stupid thing to doPosted 02-09-2009 at 11:50 PM by LastWizzard -
*moons... then runs!*Posted 02-19-2009 at 06:18 AM by Luminos - I agree that the window should have been thicker. If it can break from someone mooning it, it can break from someone leaning on it. It was an accident waiting to happen. I've seen windows get canned goods thrown at them and survive. The owner is lucky a drunk broke the window and not some soccer mom looking for a breather. It would have been hilarious to see though.Posted 03-20-2009 at 08:42 AM by vincent 1875
- Actually, I think it's the window who got raped.....Quote:Originally Posted by infamousdg
i dont understand how one does not realize that a window will break if you apply enough pressure.( in this case applying pressure via butt)
...............rapped by a window lol
But anyways, this was hilarious!! I laughed for a whole ten minutes!Posted 08-17-2009 at 05:35 AM by AnimeGirlx1 -
Window mooners?
Quote:Originally Posted by Shunatan2 Duh, everyone knows that windows should be thick enough to support a fat ass. The guy who got raped by the window should actually press charges against the restaurant owner. It's a symbol of human freedom and a protest against clothes! (Moonwalking that is) And to all of you guys mocking this mooner, saying "He must've been stupid", What if the guy actually felt like it? And getting someguys ass projectiled through a window and into your food isnt that bad if you know that some fish used in sushi use their anus to eat. Now, Happy Christmas
whats wrong with fish eating with their ass? its not like the guy ate the window with his ass.Posted 08-21-2009 at 05:04 AM by UnAnon - omg that hillarious lolzPosted 09-14-2009 at 01:35 AM by ansem5280
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