Dutch man injures butt in mooning gone horribly wrong
Posted 06-05-2008 at 09:48 PM by DarkUmagon
Dutch man injures posterior in mooning accident
Wed Jun 4, 1:11 AM ET
UTRECHT, Netherlands - Utrecht police say a 21-year-old Dutch man is recovering after a "mooning" that went horribly wrong.
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A police statement says the man and two others had run down a street in Utrecht with their pants pulled down in the back "for a joke."
It says that at one point the 21-year-old "pushed his behind against the window of a restaurant" that broke and resulted in "deep wounds to his derriere."
The statement released Tuesday says police detained the three men after the incident Sunday morning. But the cafe owner decided not to press charges after the men agreed to pay for the broken window.
The injured man was treated for his injuries at a nearby hospital.
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And that is why you don't moon people near glass windows. I mean come on isnt that common sense?
Wed Jun 4, 1:11 AM ET
UTRECHT, Netherlands - Utrecht police say a 21-year-old Dutch man is recovering after a "mooning" that went horribly wrong.
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A police statement says the man and two others had run down a street in Utrecht with their pants pulled down in the back "for a joke."
It says that at one point the 21-year-old "pushed his behind against the window of a restaurant" that broke and resulted in "deep wounds to his derriere."
The statement released Tuesday says police detained the three men after the incident Sunday morning. But the cafe owner decided not to press charges after the men agreed to pay for the broken window.
The injured man was treated for his injuries at a nearby hospital.
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And that is why you don't moon people near glass windows. I mean come on isnt that common sense?
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hummm....Posted 09-22-2009 at 08:27 PM by White Knight
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God ain't i proud to be dutch now....¬¬Posted 09-27-2009 at 11:52 AM by Agonist
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LOL O.O LOL How much of an idiot do have to be?!
Nice :S
I am dutch...Posted 09-29-2009 at 06:20 PM by Cupide
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Window mooners?
Quote:Originally Posted by UnAnon
whats wrong with fish eating with their ass? its not like the guy ate the window with his ass.
Okay, this got me wondering. Personally, I'm rather surprised this sort of thing doesn't happen more with drunk folks. I mean, come on, it's pretty easy to lose your balance, or try to catch yourself, overcompensate, and fall. Except in this situation, the fellow had his trousers around his ankles and his drunk ass pressed against plate glass. It should have been tempered. Both the glass and his alcohol consumption.
The other thing that really intrigued and frightened me was the notion of fish that eat with their anuses. Is that even physiologically possible???
If so, what do those fish use their mouths for?! 
Maybe I don't want to know... Feelin' a bit creeped out now...
Posted 09-30-2009 at 05:10 AM by CookieBau
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that is so funnyPosted 10-07-2009 at 09:50 PM by hamish_mcfee
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Windows r evil XD they abuse butts :P lol jkPosted 10-12-2009 at 10:13 PM by Shurima
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Hmm..
Imagine if you were sitting near that window, eating, with the family.
All of a sudden this guy comes out of no where, pulls down his trousers and moons so badly he ends up breaking through the glass. What a family outing.Posted 10-13-2009 at 04:50 AM by BLAHH
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Wauw,
i'm from utrecht, the netherlands XDPosted 10-22-2009 at 06:33 PM by MoMoMonaaa
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Hope there weren't any children at the table by the window...
Thats pretty funny thoPosted 10-29-2009 at 01:22 AM by dawntoevening
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boy sounds like something i do...(except not break the glass and if i did break the glass i'll moon another day)Posted 11-02-2009 at 03:49 AM by Big_papa_knight
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(O_O 3 )
bet they would never do that again...Posted 11-09-2009 at 10:32 PM by UltimaKiyo
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Quote:Originally Posted by Spicynoodle
I wouldn't want to see a giant butt plowing through a window while i'm eating. xP
its called pathagaris fool
jks
funny picPosted 11-13-2009 at 02:12 PM by iJoke
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Nearly Headless Nick?? oh w8 he doesn't singQuote:Originally Posted by anime
i know this singer who fell on a glass table cut his head almost all the way offit was hangin from a small peice of skin and he got it re-attached and he was able to sing again amazing aint it?
lets hope its not my school .... u got to watch you back there (no girls ... turns some people gay)Quote:Originally Posted by ±Azazel±
better doing it in front of a school the risk are lesser! lol
... imagine your mooning in front of a school and suddenly you get an army of gay guys hopping after you with pants dropped to the ankles x.x
im dutch 2 and i never mooned ... i only streak ... on the roadPosted 11-15-2009 at 10:23 PM by alucardthelordofevil
Updated 11-15-2009 at 10:32 PM by alucardthelordofevil
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