Funny Story I read

Posted 02-26-2009 at 12:54 AM by DarkUmagon

I was on soccer forum and i saw the funniest thread.
Here it is
"Lol yesterday
I'm at this Indian restaurant down the street from work having lunch. The place was pretty packed and right next to me were two white guys. One was older (late 50s maybe) and the other looked to be about 30. They seemed perfectly normal and seemed to be having a conversation about work or some kind of business. The older guy was giving feedback and advice.

About 7 or 8 minutes into this (they were already there when I arrived) the younger guy suddenly says, "on a more personal note.. and I hope this doesn't totally come out of left field.. but we've been spending a lot of time together..and I really respect you a lot.." At this point I'm thinking OK this is corny, borderline gay.

He continues... "You're smart, you're a good guy, and I think of you as a mentor.. so I was wondering if by chance we could take our relationship to another level."

I'm like and the old white dude's like . I'm eating my food looking straight in front of me and trying to pretend like I don't hear what's going on. After a brief pause, the older guy was like "I'm not sure what you mean." The younger one lowers his voice a bit and says "I'm attracted to you." lol

The older guy is just quiet.. I don't hear a single word. The silence lasts for about 2 minutes until the older guy asks the waiter for the check lol. The gay guy pays, and the older one gets up and puts his jacket on, still quiet lol. Gay guy doesn't know what to do, sits there a second, then gets up to leave as well.

Maybe you had to be there, but this qualified for awkward moment of the year for me despite not being involved.
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	ROFLMFAOS. Cracked up laughing at that lmaoss
	Posted 03-18-2009 at 07:19 AM by EdicuisTimmoc.

	I wouldn't want to be any of the 3 there, awkward.
	Posted 03-22-2009 at 05:38 PM by MaximRide

	Thats soo funny.
	Posted 04-03-2009 at 02:34 AM by Chimerra92

	That sucks, being rejected. Maybe he should go back to women
	Posted 04-13-2009 at 04:04 AM by PlasmaNova

	i woulden,t been able to hold my laugh in,and after i laughed i would just predent i was laughing at somthing else like the food was so delicous i burst out or the waiter was funny
	Posted 04-14-2009 at 02:32 AM by jinonova

	haha how funny it goes from a normal conversation to that kinda thing how funny lol i wonder how the old guy felt... he must of being like wdf!??
	Posted 04-16-2009 at 02:12 AM by _SEGA_

	I would try not to laugh siting quit and then WHAAAAAAHAHAWAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA. stand up take my meal eat outside ...
	Posted 04-29-2009 at 11:55 AM by Tourah

	I fel sry for the gay guy
	Posted 05-02-2009 at 01:33 AM by bleachcraze

	hahaa..my God...XDXD
	Posted 05-18-2009 at 10:51 AM by anna_ren25

"stop stealing"

people are ****ing sick of you with no honor at all making money off of other people's work and hiding it. since you're not even caring about what stormy team is requesting do you think that only the team and members are going to get pissed? people who aren't even members (like us) are still gonna get really pissed off at you. you can have fun editing as much as you want, but word's going to spread much faster. the world isn't a: "What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine."

just SUB these freaking eps yourself! you guys are doing it for atashinchi danshi etc do it for the smily subs. what's so friggin impossible about that? you're starting to piss even more people off the more you do this. i guarantee you're going to lose a lot of users.

Posted 06-05-2009 at 05:22 AM by yousuck

	lol thats awkward..
	Posted 06-06-2009 at 01:34 AM by ugetadeathnote

	yay for straight guy..free meal )
	Posted 06-07-2009 at 04:40 PM by nad067

	lmao wtf...man this made my day *laughing until fell of chair,and i really mean it)
	Posted 07-01-2009 at 09:36 PM by Sakura47

	ha ha, wt – whish that I was there I would have died laughing, I can just imagine that entire story dies laughing
	Posted 07-02-2009 at 07:18 AM by mardycardy

	i heard that somewhere else before
	Posted 07-10-2009 at 09:10 PM by Uchiha Itachi

	if i had been the one overhearing that, my curry would probably have come out of my nose from trying not to laugh sucks for the gay guy though, could you imagine how awkward that would be afterwards at work?
	Posted 07-16-2009 at 12:12 AM by mochi

	I would freak out..O.o
	Posted 07-21-2009 at 11:03 AM by Hatake_kakashi29

	Looks like the gay guy's "gaydar" wasn't working.
	Posted 07-26-2009 at 04:12 AM by RaVeN777 Updated 07-26-2009 at 04:14 AM by RaVeN777

	A highly awkward moment, but at least he paid the bill.
	Posted 08-03-2009 at 03:50 AM by mcir

	rofl climbing up in the couch again thats something u not see everyday ><
	Posted 08-07-2009 at 11:48 AM by AikiJutsuGirl

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