Funny Story I read
Posted 02-26-2009 at 12:54 AM by DarkUmagon
I was on soccer forum and i saw the funniest thread.
Here it is
"Lol yesterday
I'm at this Indian restaurant down the street from work having lunch. The place was pretty packed and right next to me were two white guys. One was older (late 50s maybe) and the other looked to be about 30. They seemed perfectly normal and seemed to be having a conversation about work or some kind of business. The older guy was giving feedback and advice.
About 7 or 8 minutes into this (they were already there when I arrived) the younger guy suddenly says, "on a more personal note.. and I hope this doesn't totally come out of left field.. but we've been spending a lot of time together..and I really respect you a lot.." At this point I'm thinking OK this is corny, borderline gay.
He continues... "You're smart, you're a good guy, and I think of you as a mentor.. so I was wondering if by chance we could take our relationship to another level."
I'm like and the old white dude's like . I'm eating my food looking straight in front of me and trying to pretend like I don't hear what's going on. After a brief pause, the older guy was like "I'm not sure what you mean." The younger one lowers his voice a bit and says "I'm attracted to you." lol
The older guy is just quiet.. I don't hear a single word. The silence lasts for about 2 minutes until the older guy asks the waiter for the check lol. The gay guy pays, and the older one gets up and puts his jacket on, still quiet lol. Gay guy doesn't know what to do, sits there a second, then gets up to leave as well.
Maybe you had to be there, but this qualified for awkward moment of the year for me despite not being involved.
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Here it is
"Lol yesterday
I'm at this Indian restaurant down the street from work having lunch. The place was pretty packed and right next to me were two white guys. One was older (late 50s maybe) and the other looked to be about 30. They seemed perfectly normal and seemed to be having a conversation about work or some kind of business. The older guy was giving feedback and advice.
About 7 or 8 minutes into this (they were already there when I arrived) the younger guy suddenly says, "on a more personal note.. and I hope this doesn't totally come out of left field.. but we've been spending a lot of time together..and I really respect you a lot.." At this point I'm thinking OK this is corny, borderline gay.
He continues... "You're smart, you're a good guy, and I think of you as a mentor.. so I was wondering if by chance we could take our relationship to another level."
I'm like and the old white dude's like . I'm eating my food looking straight in front of me and trying to pretend like I don't hear what's going on. After a brief pause, the older guy was like "I'm not sure what you mean." The younger one lowers his voice a bit and says "I'm attracted to you." lol
The older guy is just quiet.. I don't hear a single word. The silence lasts for about 2 minutes until the older guy asks the waiter for the check lol. The gay guy pays, and the older one gets up and puts his jacket on, still quiet lol. Gay guy doesn't know what to do, sits there a second, then gets up to leave as well.
Maybe you had to be there, but this qualified for awkward moment of the year for me despite not being involved.
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Not going to lie, I totally Aww-ed when you recounted the gay middle aged man coming onto the assumed straight senior. Awkward, and sad, and kinda disheartening. Must be feeling pretty stupid for putting himself out there!Posted 08-10-2009 at 08:45 PM by Lil-Yori
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haha...AWKWARD!Posted 08-14-2009 at 09:22 AM by Leetsoul
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I would've been a giant **** and laughed at him while pointing. This is hecka funny.Posted 08-18-2009 at 08:10 PM by Eyeshield 21
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wow.... a young gay guy... hitting on an older straight guy... and he gets rejected EPIC FAIL XDDDDPosted 08-19-2009 at 04:00 AM by Perverted Monk
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wow he realy should of got to know him before trying to get him to be a ehm partner or whateverPosted 08-19-2009 at 08:48 AM by ragsdale9
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HaHA you should have winked at him or somthing, now that would have been funny, to see his face change to a big grin looking at you lol.Posted 08-20-2009 at 01:00 PM by ZiGZaG
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hahahahhahah haha hahahahahahahahaha.........*cant breath*ahhahahahahahahahahaPosted 08-26-2009 at 01:38 PM by MLXXANIMEXX
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Lol what if the gay guy commits suicide.Posted 08-31-2009 at 09:27 AM by digidrago
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gay!!Quote:Originally Posted by XxVegetaxX
i feel bad for the guy that got rejected...Posted 09-10-2009 at 02:48 PM by Vote-Kira
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I can't help but laugh.Posted 09-13-2009 at 08:40 AM by scribbledclef
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Aahh!
All in all, I think the older guy handled the situation diplomatically and with some finesse. Now... whether or not they had a rendezvou later is a possibility; however, it will remain a mystery to us
(until it hits the tabloids, that is).Posted 09-18-2009 at 12:50 PM by Tsuyu no Inochi
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wow xDPosted 09-20-2009 at 11:33 PM by jodo
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Lol i've would've pissed my self in my pants of funnyness... if that even a word...? ^^Posted 09-27-2009 at 11:58 AM by Agonist
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hahaha Thats kinda sad but extremely funny
um idk what to say but im laughing hahahahaPosted 09-30-2009 at 03:13 AM by xRCHx
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:0 you were on a soccer forum instead of ac.....Posted 10-02-2009 at 08:00 AM by gamesharkakafla
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Hey Dark, Do you mind adding me as your friend? =D Because i dont have any friends on AnimeCrazy and im new
Posted 10-12-2009 at 07:55 AM by GomuGomuNoLuffy
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hahahaha
hahaha we have a song for that but its a filipino version so ithink you dont know dat,, its " this guys in love with you pare" pare= means bro or dude... hahahahha hey guys what if this happens to you all?? what will be ur reaction??Posted 10-25-2009 at 03:27 PM by ketsim
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0.o awkward...Posted 10-29-2009 at 01:24 AM by dawntoevening
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That younger guy was certainly gay? what a badass, ops he might like that but normally he must be sure that the older man wasn't wearing a gun or something cause i was using it to shoot this little gay guy by myself.Posted 10-29-2009 at 07:39 PM by alex9000dx
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they are really awkward....xDPosted 11-08-2009 at 12:38 PM by xDboy
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