Funny Story I read
Posted 02-26-2009 at 12:54 AM by DarkUmagon
I was on soccer forum and i saw the funniest thread.
Here it is
"Lol yesterday
I'm at this Indian restaurant down the street from work having lunch. The place was pretty packed and right next to me were two white guys. One was older (late 50s maybe) and the other looked to be about 30. They seemed perfectly normal and seemed to be having a conversation about work or some kind of business. The older guy was giving feedback and advice.
About 7 or 8 minutes into this (they were already there when I arrived) the younger guy suddenly says, "on a more personal note.. and I hope this doesn't totally come out of left field.. but we've been spending a lot of time together..and I really respect you a lot.." At this point I'm thinking OK this is corny, borderline gay.
He continues... "You're smart, you're a good guy, and I think of you as a mentor.. so I was wondering if by chance we could take our relationship to another level."
I'm like and the old white dude's like . I'm eating my food looking straight in front of me and trying to pretend like I don't hear what's going on. After a brief pause, the older guy was like "I'm not sure what you mean." The younger one lowers his voice a bit and says "I'm attracted to you." lol
The older guy is just quiet.. I don't hear a single word. The silence lasts for about 2 minutes until the older guy asks the waiter for the check lol. The gay guy pays, and the older one gets up and puts his jacket on, still quiet lol. Gay guy doesn't know what to do, sits there a second, then gets up to leave as well.
Maybe you had to be there, but this qualified for awkward moment of the year for me despite not being involved.
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Here it is
"Lol yesterday
I'm at this Indian restaurant down the street from work having lunch. The place was pretty packed and right next to me were two white guys. One was older (late 50s maybe) and the other looked to be about 30. They seemed perfectly normal and seemed to be having a conversation about work or some kind of business. The older guy was giving feedback and advice.
About 7 or 8 minutes into this (they were already there when I arrived) the younger guy suddenly says, "on a more personal note.. and I hope this doesn't totally come out of left field.. but we've been spending a lot of time together..and I really respect you a lot.." At this point I'm thinking OK this is corny, borderline gay.
He continues... "You're smart, you're a good guy, and I think of you as a mentor.. so I was wondering if by chance we could take our relationship to another level."
I'm like and the old white dude's like . I'm eating my food looking straight in front of me and trying to pretend like I don't hear what's going on. After a brief pause, the older guy was like "I'm not sure what you mean." The younger one lowers his voice a bit and says "I'm attracted to you." lol
The older guy is just quiet.. I don't hear a single word. The silence lasts for about 2 minutes until the older guy asks the waiter for the check lol. The gay guy pays, and the older one gets up and puts his jacket on, still quiet lol. Gay guy doesn't know what to do, sits there a second, then gets up to leave as well.
Maybe you had to be there, but this qualified for awkward moment of the year for me despite not being involved.
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haha
Stupid Gu(a)yPosted 11-09-2009 at 11:14 AM by Timb0
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Okay, this is very weird... Did you ever see either man again?Posted 11-15-2009 at 03:40 AM by JverBeta - haha, so funny,
really, i couldn't not laughPosted 11-23-2009 at 08:23 PM by yuki chan - Really awkward. Im not the type that finds that kind as anything hillaroious" omg so funny, Lol lol lol". I feel sad for the gay-guy, and the old man if they where good friends.
Never fun to be rejected, or is it?Posted 11-24-2009 at 11:29 AM by Koi -
lmao if you think about it its akward and wierd and kinda natsy a younger guy liking an older MAN ehh now if it was a older man liking a younger man then it could be considered a little bit more normalbut thats gross i couldnt even be attracted to an older women if im in my thirtys and sheas in my 50s had to put that out therePosted 11-26-2009 at 12:26 AM by zerogravity1 -
This. Is. Freakin'. Hilarious.Posted 12-02-2009 at 02:12 AM by BigBangAttack! -
lol hahahaPosted 12-03-2009 at 08:28 AM by Masterworla - its kinda funny =)Posted 12-13-2009 at 09:46 PM by rinka
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LAMAOPosted 12-18-2009 at 03:30 PM by Sayonarah - i would of laughed at them so muchh .. not to be mean but akward moments are always funnyPosted 12-20-2009 at 05:18 AM by xxbeth30xx
- Funny...i hope this story is not like when yu gotta tell yur parents something embarrassing n yu say "i have a friend that..." hahaha!Posted 12-25-2009 at 12:51 AM by DeathTouch
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I am sure it would be very I mean very hard to hold myself from laughing.Posted 01-23-2010 at 10:33 PM by haruka_ad -
lmao imagine they older guy read thsPosted 02-14-2010 at 02:51 AM by fever
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