Funny Story I read
Posted 02-26-2009 at 12:54 AM by DarkUmagon
I was on soccer forum and i saw the funniest thread.
Here it is
"Lol yesterday
I'm at this Indian restaurant down the street from work having lunch. The place was pretty packed and right next to me were two white guys. One was older (late 50s maybe) and the other looked to be about 30. They seemed perfectly normal and seemed to be having a conversation about work or some kind of business. The older guy was giving feedback and advice.
About 7 or 8 minutes into this (they were already there when I arrived) the younger guy suddenly says, "on a more personal note.. and I hope this doesn't totally come out of left field.. but we've been spending a lot of time together..and I really respect you a lot.." At this point I'm thinking OK this is corny, borderline gay.
He continues... "You're smart, you're a good guy, and I think of you as a mentor.. so I was wondering if by chance we could take our relationship to another level."
I'm like and the old white dude's like . I'm eating my food looking straight in front of me and trying to pretend like I don't hear what's going on. After a brief pause, the older guy was like "I'm not sure what you mean." The younger one lowers his voice a bit and says "I'm attracted to you." lol
The older guy is just quiet.. I don't hear a single word. The silence lasts for about 2 minutes until the older guy asks the waiter for the check lol. The gay guy pays, and the older one gets up and puts his jacket on, still quiet lol. Gay guy doesn't know what to do, sits there a second, then gets up to leave as well.
Maybe you had to be there, but this qualified for awkward moment of the year for me despite not being involved.
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Here it is
"Lol yesterday
I'm at this Indian restaurant down the street from work having lunch. The place was pretty packed and right next to me were two white guys. One was older (late 50s maybe) and the other looked to be about 30. They seemed perfectly normal and seemed to be having a conversation about work or some kind of business. The older guy was giving feedback and advice.
About 7 or 8 minutes into this (they were already there when I arrived) the younger guy suddenly says, "on a more personal note.. and I hope this doesn't totally come out of left field.. but we've been spending a lot of time together..and I really respect you a lot.." At this point I'm thinking OK this is corny, borderline gay.
He continues... "You're smart, you're a good guy, and I think of you as a mentor.. so I was wondering if by chance we could take our relationship to another level."
I'm like and the old white dude's like . I'm eating my food looking straight in front of me and trying to pretend like I don't hear what's going on. After a brief pause, the older guy was like "I'm not sure what you mean." The younger one lowers his voice a bit and says "I'm attracted to you." lol
The older guy is just quiet.. I don't hear a single word. The silence lasts for about 2 minutes until the older guy asks the waiter for the check lol. The gay guy pays, and the older one gets up and puts his jacket on, still quiet lol. Gay guy doesn't know what to do, sits there a second, then gets up to leave as well.
Maybe you had to be there, but this qualified for awkward moment of the year for me despite not being involved.
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lol not as good as the mooning accident but still funny
Posted 02-26-2009 at 12:56 AM by giganoBrago
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Wow, that would be extremely awkward o0Posted 02-26-2009 at 12:57 AM by SSJ5
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I would've burst out laughingPosted 02-26-2009 at 12:58 AM by DarkUmagon
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Wow............... that's somethingPosted 02-26-2009 at 12:59 AM by Urary
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i feel bad for the guy that got rejected...Posted 02-26-2009 at 01:05 AM by XxVegetaxX
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Man I wish I was there to have heard that awkward conversation.Posted 02-26-2009 at 01:09 AM by joon360
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The straight guy still pulled it off....gay dude still paid for the meal....
Posted 02-26-2009 at 01:20 AM by Sakechick
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And maybe the quiet straight dude wasnt as straight as it sounded and they were going some place more private to....uh.....do....some knitting...yeah knitting.Posted 02-26-2009 at 01:25 AM by Sakechick
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..................................................-thinks about what i just read-
O_O
..................................................-has to think about it again-
O_O!
..................................................-dies laughing on floor-Posted 02-26-2009 at 01:43 AM by spiritsamuri
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HEh............ he..........hehe.............heh...... :/Posted 02-26-2009 at 01:58 AM by Kira
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-after revives from laughing-
ok srry that was funny but next time the guy should make sure that the guy he likes is also gay or biPosted 02-26-2009 at 02:00 AM by spiritsamuri
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*can't breathe because of laughter*
I'm sorry but that is flat out funny, i would of had so much trouble containing a laugh...damn i myself proablly would of burst out laughing after they left and told the whole place what happened.Posted 02-26-2009 at 02:18 AM by ultimentman2
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this sounds like a friendship prank gone horribly wrong! XDPosted 02-26-2009 at 03:13 AM by White
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oh shit, someone was there when I got turned down
whats wrong with liking older men
Posted 02-26-2009 at 03:36 AM by DeathView
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Lmao........Imagine if there was a video for this..lolPosted 02-26-2009 at 03:39 AM by firenwater
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hahahahahahahhahaha! i also feel bad for the rejected guy hahahahahha!!! well, he did say spending so much time together... i agree with sakechick...with the knitting part LOLPosted 02-26-2009 at 12:40 PM by tazii
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ha ha lol that's hilariousPosted 02-27-2009 at 02:23 AM by mikeboyslim24
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ahahahah that's some funny shit. =DPosted 03-01-2009 at 03:53 AM by EddySpeddy
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well, atleast he had the guts to let him know he was attracted to him.. but still
OOKWARD!Posted 03-01-2009 at 07:34 AM by Xtez
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That's really weirdPosted 03-03-2009 at 12:30 PM by fdein
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