one strange way of a weather day

If there was a day of fun, wish it would find me,
I would like to know you see,
hidden inside a mansion of none wet clay,
the sun comes out now the sand pulls and goes away,
now its a brick trailer with leaks,
weather go away you d wreak,
the wind blows and there goes auntie em,
oh wait wrong state i should of said M&M,
the branches fall to the ground,
thunder roars and lightning flash,
man those guys have such nerve,
making animal sounds and exposing themselves from the undercoat without batting a eyelash,
the rain pushes upon the ground with a force that never swerve,
for those pushups that she does makes my mind wonder what is that good for,
trying to lift the air on the back or licking the dirty floor,
then the snow begins with a cold draft,
getting drunk with a bogus laugh,
the sleet does shows it slip,
embarrassing she tucks it back in with a quick grip,
the hail slaps you upon your face,
What I do to get that painful Disgrace?
"You Know" she shout out and slammed the door,
man! I don't get Woman any more,
cause i hugged someone they make you feel like ice,
now the dew comes out in the morning to wet your feet,
bad dog don't lick my shoes is what it does greet,
the fire becomes a inferno upon the trees,
so you stop shooting your gun with the breeze,
the landslide takes out the ground,
i say you kids in the playground have fun going down that a bound,
the blizzard hits us hard and we have to stay in,
boy! that ice cream gave me a stomache ache eating 3 large ones, i just can't win,
the tornado shows it might,
as it picks up the dirt on site,
the rug is now clean without dirt, that's right!
the waves begin to go high,
so hi back thank you and good night!