I dunno where that title came from. I thought about how I love movies and how people think I'm nuts. Nuts led me to crazy which led me to bats in the belfry et viola! Movie Bats! Someone saner might have used Movie Nuts since it makes sense, but yeah.. that ain't me. 
Japanese Woman Found Living in Man's Closet
You read the title right. A Japanese homeless woman was found living in a man's closet. She'd been in the closet (oh man I'm lmao while typing this)... Girlfriend had been up in the closet for a year. She had a mattress and errthang. The guy who lived in the apartment set up security cameras that sent digi pix to his cell after he noticed food was missing. Food missing!!? How much food did he have that it took him a whole year to say, 'hmm my ramen looks low?' He called the police after he got images showing someone walking around his place after he'd left.
But seriously though.. A YEAR!! How does someone live in your place and you never see them. It's not like the Japanese have these big giant Mariah Cary closets that go on for days. The article said she showered and was very neat. That's what killed me. She was neat! God forbid a slob move into your closet. How neat was she I wonder. Did she clean? What did he think he had? Dust fairies that cleaned his place? I bet in a month he's gonna be like 'damn, I wish that b*tch was still in my closet.'
What I wanna know is if she ever peaked while he was getting dressed. I would have no doubt about it. No pain. No gain. No peaky. No sleepy. I have a plethora of other questions, but most of you are way too young for me to post.
I know the guy is probably weirded out and devastated, but to me it's pure comedy.
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But seriously though.. A YEAR!! How does someone live in your place and you never see them. It's not like the Japanese have these big giant Mariah Cary closets that go on for days. The article said she showered and was very neat. That's what killed me. She was neat! God forbid a slob move into your closet. How neat was she I wonder. Did she clean? What did he think he had? Dust fairies that cleaned his place? I bet in a month he's gonna be like 'damn, I wish that b*tch was still in my closet.'
What I wanna know is if she ever peaked while he was getting dressed. I would have no doubt about it. No pain. No gain. No peaky. No sleepy. I have a plethora of other questions, but most of you are way too young for me to post.
I know the guy is probably weirded out and devastated, but to me it's pure comedy.
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LOL i read this a few days ago. How can a person NOT know that their is someone living in their house for a year?Posted 06-04-2008 at 12:39 AM by DarkUmagon
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That would scare the sh*t out of mePosted 06-04-2008 at 02:02 AM by eschulz -
I know right!! She had to at least fart at night once something!Posted 06-04-2008 at 04:12 AM by Engima -
Maby he blamed the dog and went back to sleep?
lolPosted 06-04-2008 at 06:00 AM by Walbuls -
HAHAHAHAHA! That's hilarous!Posted 06-04-2008 at 01:11 PM by Tengux - THAT'S INSANE! HOW DO YOU NOT NOTICE SOME LIVING IN YOUR CLOSET FOR A YEAR!!!
didn't he change his clothesPosted 06-04-2008 at 02:22 PM by DEATHDEALER9707 -
thats crazy, how stupid is he ? and the fairies thing hahahaha!
it could be possible he thought that!Posted 06-04-2008 at 02:23 PM by AngelDust - he must've had a storage compartment in his closet that he didn't use. that's the only way she could go w/o being seen. but a year! he's probably the thickest git in the entire world.Posted 06-04-2008 at 05:44 PM by Engima
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I'm guessing he just thought it was a convenient coincidence that every time he went to get clothes from the closet they just sorta "fell out"
lol and im guessing she was some sort of contortionist/camo master and either folded herself to fit ina old shirt and then hang herself up. What did they do with the homeless you ask? isnt it obvious, she became a ninja!!!!!
and shes now hiding under G.Bush's bed
Posted 06-04-2008 at 09:55 PM by idontknow -
i probably wouldnt notice a new person in my house for a long time either even if they are not in a closet i probably over look them cuz i dont pay attention to anything but me and my brain hehehe i need to pay way more attention to things around me im just glad i dont live in japan if thats what happens cuz i wouldnt noticePosted 06-04-2008 at 11:33 PM by s0ulEaTeR - lol.......what an idiotPosted 06-05-2008 at 01:15 AM by animegabe
- LMAO @ under george bush's bed. he'd tell everyone and they'd say "oooookay dubya. go back to your toonie shows"Posted 06-05-2008 at 05:09 AM by Engima
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wtf .... in his closet!?! .........i gotta see this guys house setup just to understand howPosted 06-05-2008 at 08:59 AM by shinigami_assassin -
I wish someone would move in to mine to do the cleaningPosted 06-05-2008 at 11:22 AM by aidan bard - I think that maybe the guys closet was a 2 story thing or something like that. You know how the closets are in gintama?Posted 06-05-2008 at 02:03 PM by DarkUmagon
- i finally figured it out, anyone read/heard of the story of "narnia"?
lol well......shes the ice witch, she got kicked outta the castle when she was over thrown by those kids and the lion dude, then she became a hobo in the forest and just happened to come across a door, she then fell through, and lived there, and whenever he came,. she just ran to the back, and stayed quiet for abit
man, i got too much time on my hands...Posted 06-05-2008 at 09:34 PM by idontknow - yeah i wanna see his setup too. i'm guessing if he could afford the security that maybe she was in a spare room's closet. i refuse to believe someone's that obtuse.
he has to have the 2 level set up w/sliding doors but still.. that would mean he never put anything in there. that or he thought he had purchased her at an open air market.Posted 06-05-2008 at 09:35 PM by Engima -
rofl thats just funny like a year of food taken and not noticing it......lol..Posted 07-18-2008 at 12:49 AM by GundamFan4Life - haha lol im new but this looks HILAAARIOUSPosted 01-24-2009 at 05:56 PM by Shiniguardian Alita
- at this point i wish she was here, i'd give her a closet all her own, if she'd clean.Posted 01-25-2009 at 12:17 AM by Engima
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