From the notepad

Got blazed with mates, Slayer and PJ, wrote stuff down.

Note: I have no idea why I'm doing this

Okay, okay (me)

I’m writing this sh*t down so you c*nts can ..read, OMFG did yo see that sh*t man, I almost wrote read with a “w”, but it’s ok ‘cause I dun scrubbed it out. So these guys are talking about movies to watch while stoned, so many movies. I am left handed, and oww, my arm hurts from writing this sh*t. Oh sh*t I just drew on myself EPIC! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! TENACIOUS D! Power slide! Weed. No, inside is bad. PJ is Asian, he eats noodles and rice. Rain is drip dropping on the roof. ..... $69, iforgothowto write a “6”, my legs are shaking.

Wait, what?

Rain is like falling air, but heavier than air, but you don’t have to swim through the rain. It’s like, you’re going to walk through the rain and you’re like “I’m going for a swim” but you are walking through the rain!

Well, better go, so, “onwards, upwards and always twirling, twirling toward freedom”

12345678910… BYE

Our Guardian (PJ)

There is a mysterious plant that loves us all. It makes us hungry and eat heaps of crap. Man, wow I crave a Fast Eddies pancake (with ice-cream and whipped cream) with a vanilla milkshake. Man, I’m so curious about the universes and sh*t when I’m high.
Mmy my Ms American Pie!
Weed, you make me so happy and feel so smart. I’m visualising myself as Gandalf writing an urgent letter to Frodo (aka Nick L.) Oi Slayer, how much does Kip look like a fat frog who’s wearing an afro wig.

YEAH F*CKING GOAT SH*T!!!

I’ll smoke your mum!!
Goon makes me dumber by the day, I feel dumber than I was in year 12!

SOON? BABOON, COON, GOON, SPOON, POON, BALLOON, LAGOON, CACOON, CARTOON, WOMB, SHROOM?

Advance? I think I hear a large fridge… (Slayer)

Moe’s mow? Rank-errrrrr…

Kip sucks at this game but succeeds in the field of being blazed/drunk. He also likes giant, throbbing *****es. Weeeeed.

Pen not quite functional
Ben not quite functional.

Now, gentle Ben…
NOOOOO BEN!

Why is Ruby Rose a lesbian?

Wait,
What?

I don’t have legs… maybe. Sometimes. Occasionally
LOSING MY PERSPICASITY.
Wait, that is spelled wrong.
Not pretty = that chick with the facial hair at KFC that time… f*ck it was hairy lip.

Kip is paying for sh*t!
PAYING
Hell eat sushi & stuff
Paranoid, 12n14 12n14
..............12......12
Hand OF DOOOOOOM.

P.S. Once again, nothing written above should be taken seriously, if you do then go suck a lemon.