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Best Divorce Letter Ever!!!!!!!

Posted 05-21-2009 at 03:45 PM by Katlione

Dear wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers... You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after...

Katlione

Limping Samurai

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Therapy..............

Posted 03-20-2009 at 03:02 PM by Katlione

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom... Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
5. In the memo field...

Katlione

Limping Samurai

Posted in Livin' Life

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A Good Detective...

Posted 03-20-2009 at 01:44 PM by Katlione

A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective... The cheapest one he could find. This is his report...

Most honorable sir!

You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I no see.

No fee,

Cheng...

Katlione

Limping Samurai

Posted in Whaaaa???

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The Three Little What Now??

Posted 03-20-2009 at 01:40 PM by Katlione

This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is.
They think so logically.

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read, 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'

The teacher paused,...

Katlione

Limping Samurai

Posted in That's Funny!!

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I got your Mama!!!

Posted 02-18-2009 at 08:46 PM by Katlione

Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner. Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her mother what she wanted. 'Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.' Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten into trouble at school and at home.. Carol's mother asked her if she thought she deserved to get a bike for her birthday. Little Carol, of course, thought she did. Carol's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to reflect on...

Katlione

Limping Samurai

Posted in Whaaaa???

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