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New Drugs For Women

Posted 11-17-2008 at 06:22 PM by Katlione
Updated 11-17-2008 at 06:37 PM by Katlione

DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

ST. MOMMA'S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

PEPTOBIMBO
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full...

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Gentle Thoughts For Today

Posted 11-14-2008 at 04:29 PM by Katlione

1. Birds of a feather flock together and dump on your car.

2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example: I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

3. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

4. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

5. Don't assume malice for what stupidity...

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Thank you to you all!!!

Posted 11-13-2008 at 04:21 PM by Katlione

I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the email about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing.

Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.

I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the...

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Girls vs grown women

Posted 10-31-2008 at 08:50 PM by Katlione

Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.
Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in.

Girls want to control the man in their life.
Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.

Girls check you for not calling them.
Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.

Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex.
Grown women know that...

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Your Driver's License Tells It All

Posted 10-31-2008 at 04:52 PM by Katlione

A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

“Mommy,” the little girl asks, “How old are you?”

“Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother replied.

“It's not polite.”

“OK”, the little girl says, “How much do you weigh?”

“Now really,” the mother says, “those are personal questions and are really none of your business.”

Undaunted, the little girl asks, “Why did you...

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