Trust me; this is a good one…
Posted 10-21-2008 at 07:13 PM by Katlione
A successful Texas rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't
return. Two o’clock and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped to the floor. "Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off…
Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."
She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't
return. Two o’clock and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped to the floor. "Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off…
Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."
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lmao he wore her clothes out..........Posted 10-21-2008 at 07:17 PM by DarkAngle
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thats disturbing and funnyPosted 10-21-2008 at 07:17 PM by SilverShadow -
O.o
I didn't get that o.OPosted 10-21-2008 at 07:19 PM by Starlight -
ROFL UNEXPECTED XD
I was like "ew sick stuff" XD rofl rofl roflPosted 10-21-2008 at 07:20 PM by BlazeCommanderASCE - Star:
He put on her clothes and went out to the town XDPosted 10-21-2008 at 07:21 PM by BlazeCommanderASCE -
lmao...funnyPosted 10-21-2008 at 07:27 PM by Rupks - lol didn't expect that at all!!! NICELY DONE!!!!Posted 10-21-2008 at 07:42 PM by ultimentman2
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lol! .Posted 10-24-2008 at 02:08 AM by anime -
that was really smartPosted 10-30-2008 at 01:05 AM by baller05 -
nice i was scared for a second Posted 06-10-2009 at 02:53 AM by Grace_Angel
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