Rumors
Posted 11-16-2009 at 10:31 PM by kimmm6
There is a rumor going around that I've aged. This is a blatant falsehood! A fib of titanic proportions. I would never age. I promise you all, that I am still, and have been for the last 5 years at least, 19. That is something that will never change. These unfounded accusations that I might be *gasp* OLD were started by my Drivers License and have been perpetuated by the Department of Vital Statistics. Clearly, I am being hounded by the "MAN"... and not even a hawt man either.
Now... as to the rumor that I might be accepting Birthday hugs/greetings/glomings, I say to you ... NAY!! I would never stoop to such shenanigans *centers self under "all birthday glompies and cuddles gratefully accepted HERE X" sign* For to have a birthday would be the same as admitting to the aforementioned AGE accusations.
I am very glad to have the chance to clear up these nasty rumours, and would submit that my character remains unbesmirched!
Any further comments may be directed to this box *labelled birthday wishes may be dropped here* and my staff and I will see to clearing up any confusion as quickly as possible.
Thankyou.
Now... as to the rumor that I might be accepting Birthday hugs/greetings/glomings, I say to you ... NAY!! I would never stoop to such shenanigans *centers self under "all birthday glompies and cuddles gratefully accepted HERE X" sign* For to have a birthday would be the same as admitting to the aforementioned AGE accusations.
I am very glad to have the chance to clear up these nasty rumours, and would submit that my character remains unbesmirched!
Any further comments may be directed to this box *labelled birthday wishes may be dropped here* and my staff and I will see to clearing up any confusion as quickly as possible.
Thankyou.
*paidforbythecommitteetokeepkimyoungalldonationsgr atefullyaccepted*
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gomenosai.
I was mistaken.
*donates pie*Posted 11-16-2009 at 10:35 PM by
- Grumpy old men should use the word dagnabbit...
Posted 11-16-2009 at 10:35 PM by jumbojer 
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Serpent: thankees. *puts pie aside* oooh, chocolate creme! *hides from staff*
Jumbo: I am NOT a grumpy old man, dagnabbit!Posted 11-16-2009 at 11:03 PM by kimmm6 -
Only as old as ya feel 'ey go Kim!!! 
*ruffles yer hair*Posted 11-16-2009 at 11:06 PM by J.K.Murphy
Updated 11-16-2009 at 11:13 PM by J.K.Murphy -
im gonna b older than u next yearPosted 11-16-2009 at 11:16 PM by acorngirl -
rofl kimmmy! XD
happy birthday ^^Posted 11-16-2009 at 11:30 PM by krazy13kitty - acorn: =D
Kitty: thankees! =DPosted 11-16-2009 at 11:33 PM by kimmm6 -
I rofled.Posted 11-16-2009 at 11:46 PM by Balling like a fool - omg*thats so funny!!
*falls out of wheelchair while trying to grab bowl of oatmeal**mumbles*damn hawt male nurse*Posted 11-16-2009 at 11:55 PM by - hawt male nurse? you are waaaay too old to appreciate a hawt male nurse. hand him over ... *holds out hand* c'mon.
(*huggles*)Posted 11-16-2009 at 11:57 PM by kimmm6 -
writes things on the wall with blood >.>Posted 11-17-2009 at 12:06 AM by Uchiha Itachi -
I'm older than you kimmy, so eh does that mean I can bully you too?
Happy bday my sweet, have a fantastic day. (Sorry its late
).Posted 11-17-2009 at 12:19 AM by KcBleach - YOU may bully me Yarnaa! *huggles* it's not late here, either! =)
thankees Itatchi... I was hoping that someone would write in blood on my walls.Posted 11-17-2009 at 12:30 AM by kimmm6 - *puts several cupons for Glomps Huggles and 'other' in the box along with $50 and a large box of assorted chocolates from around the world* *huggles Kimmy* happy B-Day KimmyPosted 11-17-2009 at 12:39 AM by
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIMMY!
*donates $150 and a ginormous choco cake along with lots of hugs*Posted 11-17-2009 at 12:43 AM by Ayame - Kasa, you can come to my birthday party!
Aya: YOU TOO!! =D
thankees.Posted 11-17-2009 at 01:06 AM by kimmm6 -
*is late*
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