im so mad
i am SO MAD
there is literally steam coming out of my ears
i actually cant remember being this angry before, i am seriously feeling murderous
are all men complete and utter assholes?!
or am i just some magnet for insecure, egotisical, ignorant mugs!!?!
you know something i think thats why all girls are obsessed with twilight right now
we actually have to resort to fictional characters just to find a half decent man out there who actually...

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