Step-By-Step Mello Guide: The Facepalm
Posted 08-05-2009 at 09:41 PM by Mello
Step-By-Step Guide for FACEPALM
To hit one's own forehead with your hand/palm, and drag it down one's face. Most often done in frustration or agitation.
Sometimes forcefully done to others for humour purposes.
Step I. Before Engaging in a Successful FacePalm, Make sure you have at least One Arm Equipped with a Fully Functional Palm (Fingers aren't Required but get the Job done in a more Elegant and Sophisticated Manner)
Step II. Lather Palm Gently with some sort of Assorted Moisturizer or Skin Care Product to Prevent any Deformations in the Facial Region when Performing the Facepalm
Step III. Once the Palm is smooth and soft (Place it next to a Babies Bottom for an Optimal Comparison) Quickly but Carefully Apply Palm Directly to Face with One Fluent Motion, Prevent Yourself from Staggering or Loosing Control of the Palm
Step IV. When Palm is Securely Positioned in a Firm Area, Keep it Steady and motionless, Leave it on the Chosen Area for at Least Five Seconds for Maximum Results
Step V. Drag Palm down Face Slowly, Refraining from Ripping off any Moles or Facial Features, and Return it to its Passive Position
Have you had your FacePalm Fix Yet? :3
(Do Not Be Smashing your Face into Palm Trees......Your Doing it Wrong)
This Guide was Made for the Many People out there that....um.....can't do FacePalms......
....Hope it Helped?
To hit one's own forehead with your hand/palm, and drag it down one's face. Most often done in frustration or agitation.
Sometimes forcefully done to others for humour purposes.
Step I. Before Engaging in a Successful FacePalm, Make sure you have at least One Arm Equipped with a Fully Functional Palm (Fingers aren't Required but get the Job done in a more Elegant and Sophisticated Manner)
Step II. Lather Palm Gently with some sort of Assorted Moisturizer or Skin Care Product to Prevent any Deformations in the Facial Region when Performing the Facepalm
Step III. Once the Palm is smooth and soft (Place it next to a Babies Bottom for an Optimal Comparison) Quickly but Carefully Apply Palm Directly to Face with One Fluent Motion, Prevent Yourself from Staggering or Loosing Control of the Palm
Step IV. When Palm is Securely Positioned in a Firm Area, Keep it Steady and motionless, Leave it on the Chosen Area for at Least Five Seconds for Maximum Results
Step V. Drag Palm down Face Slowly, Refraining from Ripping off any Moles or Facial Features, and Return it to its Passive Position
Have you had your FacePalm Fix Yet? :3
(Do Not Be Smashing your Face into Palm Trees......Your Doing it Wrong)
This Guide was Made for the Many People out there that....um.....can't do FacePalms......
....Hope it Helped?
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*facepalm*
Oh wow it worked. Thank you!Posted 08-05-2009 at 09:46 PM by DarkUmagon
