All about the Hatoorz -.- ,,||,

All about the Hatoorz -.- ,,||,


I once wrote a blog describing the species called fan boys and fan girls, and I briefly mentioned haters at the end. However, I have decided to go into more detail. There are all kinds of haters, and I will go through a detailed description of the different breeds through-out this blog, but it all boils down to this: they hate, or at least pretend to hate a certain thing, person/s, belief, or mushrooms.

Let’s start with the simple kind: The main stream hater
The main stream hater is under the mistaken belief of being a so called “non-conformist.” They believe that by hating anything that has gained huge main-stream popularity makes them in some form superior. Most of the time, they do not even hate what they claim to hate. They just feel the urge to parade it around to prove to their fellow “non-conforming” main-stream haters that they are part of the “gang.” Most of the time, they act just as rabid and obsessive as the main-stream fans. Their usual targets are over-night celebrities, such as Justin Bieber or this softcore porn for tean girls known as Twilight. Personally, I am a strong believer that such things as non-conformists and conformists don’t even exist. Technically everyone is influenced by something, and we can’t be helped but be influenced however hard we try, but in the end it is always your decision that makes you choose.
Then again there is also the belief that neurololol…nerololog….neurotrololologists… neurologists (think I got it correct this time) have, that such a thing as free will does not even exist and that the illusion of the free will is just a reflection the brain creates to let you make sense of things.
All in all, I blame the hype over “individuality” on the existence of haters, and crappy teen novels, but that’s a different story. Now that I think about it, that wasn’t so simple after all. Trust me to make things more complicated then it is.

The Homophobic Hater:
Before I go into this, I will write a short definition on homophobia:
A person (an f*cking bigot) who hates people that are homosexual and or bi. It is called homophobia (fear of homosexual) because of their almost amusing reaction, similar to one being pursued by a nasgul, such as backing away pale faced and letting out pitchy yelps, when confronted with a homosexual with bigger self esteem. Mostly their squeamishness and fear of gays is due to them having gay tendencies themselves, and feeling disgusted due to “religious reasons”.
The homophobic hater is in-fact quite similar to the main-stream hater. They see the need to parade their “straightness” and label anything that makes their penis feel funny as “gay.” Justin Bibber, Edward Cullen, Jacob and Twilight is the favorite object of hate for any hater. Like every other hater, the homophobic hater sees the need to pursue their object of “hate” as far as clogging up and trolling on fan-sites and you-tube vids. This strengthens my view that such a thing as free-will can not possibly exist, or at least with certain people, such as haters. They seem to be so lacking in willpower that they can’t help but search the web or videos for the very thing/s they hate, just so that they can trash them. Do I really need to be Sigmund Freud to see what’s going on? I mean its ok to not like something, and as a healthy person (to some extent) I avoid what I dislike. I am however sometimes a grouchy git.
Homophobic haters often trash members of certain bands as “gay”, for being effeminate or actually really gay. Which makes me wonder, if the sexuality of other men seems to be so important to them, perhaps they should have themselves checked for latent homosexuality?
All in all, I hope homophobia will die out, when more and more people start to respect homosexual people as fellow humans and in accordance give them the same rights.


The Troll!! Dun Dun Dun!!:
Nearly every troll has pretended to be a hater, or has specialized in being one. There are different theories on trolls. Some say that their mothers didn’t love them and their father abandoned them at an early tender age. Some say they are the result of over doting mothers, who poisoned their child against their father. Some say it’s a deep seated mother or father complex. However the most common explanation is; that trolls used to live under bridges, but got chased away by homeless people and so they had to move into their mothers’ houses and are now living off their mothers’ pensions. For solace, they have acquired a computer through which they terrorize the internet, while dreaming of the good old days when they used to snatch un-suspecting passersby’s by their ankles while they crossed a bridge or boring them to death with tedious riddles.
Trolls feed of chaos and dispute, a skilled troll is undetectable ninja that starts long and heated flams and shadow-steps their ass out (a form of ninja teleport) before it becomes too hot.
You can recognize one by their pretense of being a homophobic and main-stream hater at the same time. “Fake and Gay” is usually their slogan.

The Jealous haters:
The jealous haters are mostly teen girls who are hater and extreme fan-girls at the same time. There are three subcategories of jealous haters: The soap opera hater, the celebrity hater a.k.a. stalker (quite often male), or non-existent-fantasy-character-hater a.k.a. a Twihard.
The soap-hater hates a certain character in soap, because they can’t “forgive” that character for hurting the feeling of their favorite character. They go so far as actually hating the actor that plays that character and sending them hate mail.
The celebrity hater is subscribed to at least five different celebrity magazines. They follow the latest scandals to the tiniest details. They are always infatuated with a certain celebrity and venomously hate anyone who dares to steal them away from him/her. They are under the hilarious misconception that they even have an iota of a chance of marrying that said celebrity. They are completely unaware that living in a room plastered with posters and paparazzi shots and having a shrine hidden in their cupboard while fantasizing being together with their idol, is quite unappealing to their opposite sex, especially to celebrities who are just sick and tired of being stalked by the media and all kinds of crazies.
The Twihard hater hates a non-existent fantasy character for being together with a character they adore. They are quite similar to soap hater. A good example is Bella Swan, the main heroine of the Twilight Saga. The Twihards usually glues cut out photos of themselves next to their object of adoration, covering up the one they hate and imagining that they took their place. They constantly tell themselves that they are “more worthy.”
The Jealous hater is often an armature in various practices of the voodoo and should be avoided.

Mushroom haters:
They are people who just don’t like mushrooms, however, unlike other haters, they have accepted that you can’t like everything, and thus don’t see reason to make a huge fuss out of it.

Everyone has the right to have an opinion, but it is advised to be cautious when saying them out load, Especially when you are a politician, unless you are a douche-bag like me and doesn't care.

Peace and Hug the Cactus