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What are things about the internet that annoy you?

Pandemonium phaze — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 19:03:45 GMT

This generation's penchent for trying too hard to be weird and cutsie at the same time, resulting in duck faces, the overabuse of emoticons, as well as the three dots..., facebook wallspammers, facebook status compulsives and other such abharrents. Sigh...

I can't go to the Mc Ds with my laptop, without having some androgenous teenie who should be at school ask me if he can use my laptop to access his facebook like an addict needing a fix.

How are babies made?

Pandemonium phaze — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 18:31:40 GMT

This is how I plan on telling my child how babies are made, if I ever become a parent.

When mummi and daddy love each other, they have sex. Although love isn't actually a requisite to making a child. For all you know, my little oblivious and gurgling fellow, your mummie and daddy might just hate each other's guts and the only reason you exist, is because they just had hate-sex and you thank their dysfunctional love life and their psychologically abusive parents for your existence.
You may have been planned, you may be an accident, either way you are here. The only reason why I am comfortable mentioning the word sex to you, is because you are currently nothing more then a demanding, whiny, ever eating, ever shitting, vegetable, miniature humanbeing, also known as a baby, and can't possibly know what the hell I am talking about. Good god, I am not looking forward to the day when you are old enough to be curious, It will be an awkward conversation, I know it was for me.

No, no, stop, ouch, those are not your mums teets you're sucking on, that�s my hair, nor are they intended for mountaineering, stop pulling. Why are you laughing? Oh god. Save me. From baldness.
Oh arn't you one cute little accident!

So how do you plan on telling your child how babies are made?

All about the Hatoorz -.- ,,||,

Pandemonium phaze — Tue, 28 Dec 2010 19:12:24 GMT

All about the Hatoorz -.- ,,||,

I once wrote a blog describing the species called fan boys and fan girls, and I briefly mentioned haters at the end. However, I have decided to go into more detail. There are all kinds of haters, and I will go through a detailed description of the different breeds through-out this blog, but it all boils down to this: they hate, or at least pretend to hate a certain thing, person/s, belief, or mushrooms.

Let�s start with the simple kind: The main stream hater
The main stream hater is under the mistaken belief of being a so called �non-conformist.� They believe that by hating anything that has gained huge main-stream popularity makes them in some form superior. Most of the time, they do not even hate what they claim to hate. They just feel the urge to parade it around to prove to their fellow �non-conforming� main-stream haters that they are part of the �gang.� Most of the time, they act just as rabid and obsessive as the main-stream fans. Their usual targets are over-night celebrities, such as Justin Bieber or this softcore porn for tean girls known as Twilight. Personally, I am a strong believer that such things as non-conformists and conformists don�t even exist. Technically everyone is influenced by something, and we can�t be helped but be influenced however hard we try, but in the end it is always your decision that makes you choose.
Then again there is also the belief that neurololol�nerololog�.neurotrololologists� neurologists (think I got it correct this time) have, that such a thing as free will does not even exist and that the illusion of the free will is just a reflection the brain creates to let you make sense of things.
All in all, I blame the hype over �individuality� on the existence of haters, and crappy teen novels, but that�s a different story. Now that I think about it, that wasn�t so simple after all. Trust me to make things more complicated then it is.

The Homophobic Hater:
Before I go into this, I will write a short definition on homophobia:
A person (an f*cking bigot) who hates people that are homosexual and or bi. It is called homophobia (fear of homosexual) because of their almost amusing reaction, similar to one being pursued by a nasgul, such as backing away pale faced and letting out pitchy yelps, when confronted with a homosexual with bigger self esteem. Mostly their squeamishness and fear of gays is due to them having gay tendencies themselves, and feeling disgusted due to �religious reasons�.
The homophobic hater is in-fact quite similar to the main-stream hater. They see the need to parade their �straightness� and label anything that makes their penis feel funny as �gay.� Justin Bibber, Edward Cullen, Jacob and Twilight is the favorite object of hate for any hater. Like every other hater, the homophobic hater sees the need to pursue their object of �hate� as far as clogging up and trolling on fan-sites and you-tube vids. This strengthens my view that such a thing as free-will can not possibly exist, or at least with certain people, such as haters. They seem to be so lacking in willpower that they can�t help but search the web or videos for the very thing/s they hate, just so that they can trash them. Do I really need to be Sigmund Freud to see what�s going on? I mean its ok to not like something, and as a healthy person (to some extent) I avoid what I dislike. I am however sometimes a grouchy git.
Homophobic haters often trash members of certain bands as �gay�, for being effeminate or actually really gay. Which makes me wonder, if the sexuality of other men seems to be so important to them, perhaps they should have themselves checked for latent homosexuality?
All in all, I hope homophobia will die out, when more and more people start to respect homosexual people as fellow humans and in accordance give them the same rights.

The Troll!! Dun Dun Dun!!:
Nearly every troll has pretended to be a hater, or has specialized in being one. There are different theories on trolls. Some say that their mothers didn�t love them and their father abandoned them at an early tender age. Some say they are the result of over doting mothers, who poisoned their child against their father. Some say it�s a deep seated mother or father complex. However the most common explanation is; that trolls used to live under bridges, but got chased away by homeless people and so they had to move into their mothers� houses and are now living off their mothers� pensions. For solace, they have acquired a computer through which they terrorize the internet, while dreaming of the good old days when they used to snatch un-suspecting passersby�s by their ankles while they crossed a bridge or boring them to death with tedious riddles.
Trolls feed of chaos and dispute, a skilled troll is undetectable ninja that starts long and heated flams and shadow-steps their ass out (a form of ninja teleport) before it becomes too hot.
You can recognize one by their pretense of being a homophobic and main-stream hater at the same time. �Fake and Gay� is usually their slogan.

The Jealous haters:
The jealous haters are mostly teen girls who are hater and extreme fan-girls at the same time. There are three subcategories of jealous haters: The soap opera hater, the celebrity hater a.k.a. stalker (quite often male), or non-existent-fantasy-character-hater a.k.a. a Twihard.
The soap-hater hates a certain character in soap, because they can�t �forgive� that character for hurting the feeling of their favorite character. They go so far as actually hating the actor that plays that character and sending them hate mail.
The celebrity hater is subscribed to at least five different celebrity magazines. They follow the latest scandals to the tiniest details. They are always infatuated with a certain celebrity and venomously hate anyone who dares to steal them away from him/her. They are under the hilarious misconception that they even have an iota of a chance of marrying that said celebrity. They are completely unaware that living in a room plastered with posters and paparazzi shots and having a shrine hidden in their cupboard while fantasizing being together with their idol, is quite unappealing to their opposite sex, especially to celebrities who are just sick and tired of being stalked by the media and all kinds of crazies.
The Twihard hater hates a non-existent fantasy character for being together with a character they adore. They are quite similar to soap hater. A good example is Bella Swan, the main heroine of the Twilight Saga. The Twihards usually glues cut out photos of themselves next to their object of adoration, covering up the one they hate and imagining that they took their place. They constantly tell themselves that they are �more worthy.�
The Jealous hater is often an armature in various practices of the voodoo and should be avoided.

Mushroom haters:
They are people who just don�t like mushrooms, however, unlike other haters, they have accepted that you can�t like everything, and thus don�t see reason to make a huge fuss out of it.

Everyone has the right to have an opinion, but it is advised to be cautious when saying them out load, Especially when you are a politician, unless you are a douche-bag like me and doesn't care.

Peace and Hug the Cactus

Yes or No?

Pandemonium phaze — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 14:28:29 GMT

Yes or no? Which one?

Who do you want to kill with DEATH NOTE! Muahahahahaa

Pandemonium phaze — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 08:49:03 GMT

Make a list of the people you want dead, if you had a deathnote.

AFTER you made the list READ THIS SPOILER... BUT only after you made this list...

Spoiler

What is Final Fantasy XIV?

Pandemonium phaze — Fri, 01 Oct 2010 19:21:34 GMT

Yea what is it? What is this Final Fantasy i am always hearing about.

I keep hearing about it, but i don't know what it is. At first i thought it was a console game. And then i heard it was an anime, but could not realy find the anime. Then i thought it was a single player rpg. And then i heard that it is acatually an MMORPG with classes and races and all that stuff that belongs to an MMO.

I hope i can ask what Final Fantasy is, without being castrated by ravid fangrils, in the name of that one winged bloke, who is sopposedly a character in Final Fantasy.

p.s.
If there is an mmorpg version of this game, then i would like to know if it is free, or if i have to buy the game from a store and pay monthly. Is it grindy? I heard it has a good plot.
I usually like mmorgps......

p.p.s.
I have the fealing this game has a lot of fangirl/boys. Please don't give me the feeling i am entering a sect...

I think i am finally over anime =|

Pandemonium phaze — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 18:09:00 GMT

3 years ago i used to like anima a lot, and i would watch up to 10 eps atleast, per day.

I would watch anime while doing homework. While playing computer games...etc. It actually helped me concentrate.

But now, after watching 3 min of anime i would give up watching. I think i am finally over anime. How sad, it used to be fun.

For some strange reason, mangas still apeal to me. But perhaps its because i always liked books, and mangas are just like picture books, only they are not for toddlers.

The only animes i can bare to watch now are gintama, ergo proxy and some others. Oh well, farewell.

I still watch anime, but not as much.

Best Extacy add ever! (Happiest dj in da World)

Pandemonium phaze — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 16:34:25 GMT

Enjoy

YouTube- The Happiest DJ In The World

Fangirls and surprize BUTT Secks

Pandemonium phaze — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 14:42:53 GMT

WARNING: Don't take this seriosly, and i am an asshole, thus entitled to act like one. YOu have been warned.

Fangirls and fanboys, the word �girl� and �boy� serves as and emphasis to the word fan. Like the word girlfriend and boyfriend, where the word friend represents comradeship or being a buddy, and gfs and bfs meaning having something more between two people.

Unlike normal fans, fangirls are known for their overly rabid behaviour and their obsessions with either pop cultural celebrities or fictional characters (mostly from animes). While normal fans may have a small obsession with fictional characters, they are fully aware that they will never and did not ever exist, and can playfully laugh at their own passion even jokingly calling themselves fangirls. Extreme Fangirls however adamantly ignore comments about how their object of idolization does not exist by saying something similar to, �OMGZZZ, Zshasukeee izz mine *****zzz, Zomg, Ai izz marryinzz himzz kawaiii deishuu >___<� while murdering grammar (I make grammatical mistakes too but there is seriously a limit) and living in a delusion almost bordering to schizophrenia.

Spoiler

Fangirls are known for many annoying traits:
1) One of them is glomping (pouncing on someone�s back and wrapping their legs around the abdominal area of their victim� also known as surprise butt secks and thinning the line between sexual harassment and the breach of personal space)

2) SQUEEEEEE (self-explanatory)

3) Too much cost playing:
Cost playing even makes fangirls look hot� even haters find them hot�. but sometimes� they kind of overdo it�. =|

Spoiler

4) Writing Fanfic/Fanart:
It is perfectly ok to write fanfic, but does it always have to be Sasuke X Itachi?

Fanboys:
Unlike Fangirls, Fanboys also known as the Geek-ation-thingy-non-erectis, do not usually openly declare their obsession. Fanboys tend to be more closeted, and things done in the confinement of their rooms or callers is not for the faint heart.
Some Fanboys are even known for their gloopalow like behaviour.

Gloopalows (if you are unaware of what a gloopalow is, it�s an introverted individual, who shuts themselves away from the bright outside. Their preferred their lair being a dark and musty room, with locked doors. The only source of light being the steady blue glow of the computer. Gloopalow lairs have a distinct organic smell which, at closer inspection come from sinisterly stiff handkerchiefs. The only time Gloopalows leave their lair, is to get nourishment. In some cases however they have familiars which they call "MOOOM" who brings them sustenance. Some say Gloopalows were once human, but even if they were, their outer appearance are now a mere mockery of the human being they once were.
Where their eyes should have been are dark sunken holes. Some of them have developed snail like bodies that leave a trail of secretion in their wake, while some of them have transmuted into spindly twig like creatures.
Gloopalows have a hunch that defies the laws of physics and popularly accepted biological truths. Fully erect he would be over seven feet tall, however, his spinal column would collapse in on itself. Be warned, do not make one angry, they lash out violently. If they feel their sanctuary is threatened leave their lair immediately, they won't follow you out.)

Aside the gloopalow, there are however fanboys who are more sociable, or at least more sociable among themselves. They openly display their zealous dedication to their idol, comic hero, or sci-fi film or series. You can mostly see them clogging up sci-fi conventions cost playing as various comic or sci fi characters. That in its self is pretty normal and acceptable; however what separates a Fan boy from a regular fan?
If you have more then 8 posters dedicated to the same show, celebrity or comic, you are officially a fanboy.

Now we went through the Gloopalow and the Sci-fi fanboy, it is time to talk about....

the Gamer Fan boy�

YouTube - Dramatic Gopher with Light Saber :O

Gamer fanboys are famous for having created their own kind of language that has originated from Internet slang.
Words such as 133t, own3d, and basically any word with an �E� replaced with by a �3�.

They are prone to nerd raging, an act of flipping out over minor things. The word noob and all the verities of it, is at least mentioned three times in a sentence.

Gamer Fanboys are put under the category �Avoid�.

Hatoorrzzzz:
Where there are fang-girls (did I just accidentally write �Fang�-girls? Talk about the Freudian slip�) *correction* Where there are fan-girls, there are also haters. It seems it is their life essence to hate what fangirls love. Haters usually are under the delusion of being a �nonconformist�. They seem to believe that hating the target of mainstream idolization makes them special and feel less worthless, boosting their ego and low self esteem. They seem however to be oblivious to the fact, that they are just as obsessive as the fangirls and just as influenced by the mainstreem media. They go under many guises and names, such as trolls, no-lifers�etc. The majority of them are 11 year olds in the wide wide playground known as the internet, wide enough for them to vent their naivety and having learn harsh truths by the age of 18, scarring them for life.

However it�s okay to dislike annoying things, and let�s face it, extreme fangirls/boys are annoying. Hate the fan girl� not what they are a fan of� that is my motto� the motto I just made up. Nah... Actually don�t even hate them, but it is entertaining to poke fun at them.

It is normal to have and obsession, as long as it is still in the healthy zone. I myself was a fan of Dumbledore when I was younger, but thinking about it now, especially after J.K. Rowling announced that he was actually gay, and Grindlwort was his lover, made it kind of weird. Nothing against gays, I love the gays, but I just don�t Luuuve them.

Anyways, is there anyone who would want to share an obsession of theirs, or one that they had when they were younger? If so, share if you dare�. (Hehe that rimed)

Cheers and Hug the cactus. :hehe:

Anime for for HORNY Boys and Gals

Pandemonium phaze — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 22:16:05 GMT

Hi, to all those who don't know me, I am a douche-bag, asshole, bastard...etc, and I blog every two or six months. Just in case you want to complain about it. You have been warned. By no means should this blog be taken seriously.

I feel like blogging about things I like and find enoying about anime.

The shounen manga/anime:
The majority of animes seem to be directed to the male population. So how do you appeal to the male population? Its simple, put in a gal that either has melon like milk jugs and no brains but has "personality" (in other words, is thick), or the chest of a 5 year old and rest like a 16 year old and a pouty attitude. While the first can be easily understood, the latter surprisingly seems to appeal to many males, who probably have paedophilic tendencies.
The theme of nearly every shounen manga/anime seems to revolve around the hero protecting someone. And of course, it is a girl that needs protecting, if it were a dude, that would be just weird, unless its "that" kind of manga/anime, in other words.....fanfic...yea.....fanfic....
The girls that always needs protecting in the animes/manga seem to be what attracts the majority of the male shounen manga/anime fans. There are three types of girls that "need" protecting in animes/mangas. They either have big hooters, no brain and cry a lot, or are flat chested and are always pissed. Then there is the third kind; the glazed eyed, emotionless cool porcelain doll girl. It is the helplessness of those girls that seem to be endearing to their fans, which is creepy. Most of those fans are probably hunched in front of the computer, while imagining deeds that should not be spoken in the presence of a nun, and should be done in the confinement of a private room:hehe:.
Shounen manga, surprisingly enough has a lot of female fans too. Most of which who have an obsession with some kind of bishonen character (sasuke, sesshumaruu,Garaa). Oblivios to the fact that those characters will never be real, they seem to be waiting for some kind of revelation, where people will be zipped off to heaven, seven horns will be blown, the four riders of the apocalyps ride the sky, the dead will rise, and bishonen anime/manga characters will become real, and will only love you and only you and no one else...
In reality however, their obsession with fake boys will just lead them to a vergin at the age of 50 and possess alteast five cats before they notice their life has been wasted.

That is my view of how many of the shounen manga/anime are like. It goes without saying that I find them very annoying.

The shoujo manga/anime:
Surprisingly enough there is not much difference between the girls in some shoujo manga/anime and the girls in Shounen manga. Both always need protecting. To add to the annoying trait of always having to be protected, they are very clumsy and blushy and always end up injured or with a little boo boo that needs a kissy. Reminded of Bella from twilight anyone?, a girl that would even trip over an ant or a perfectly flat surface?
The character development of the Heroin is that of a soggy sponge. 89% water, 11% squishiness and no spine or anus. The males in Shoujo manga/anime, are either always rich or a vampire and of course are always there to "protect". This "let yourself be protected" message, is not a very good influence in my opinion. Girls who always want or need to be protected, are not good role models, girls should look up to.

Don't get me wrong, I really like anime/manga. At least some anime... since I just ruled out 80% of mangas/animes.......
I basically like thrillers, action, horror, supernatural and good plot development, and of course some lighter stuff with humour or parodies like Gintama (which is one of my favourite animes). Some of the animes I like are, Black lagoon, Ghost in a shell, perhaps death note.

So, what do you hate and like about anime? Please share. Cheers. and hug the Cactus :p

Getting bored of Naruto?

Pandemonium phaze — Tue, 04 May 2010 22:17:58 GMT

Naruto realy needs to get over his exboyfriend Sasuke. He dumped you ffs, get over it before he sets a restraining order on you. He does not want to see you, I think punching a ****ing hole in your chest (episode 125) signifies that very clearly. Seriosly:mad: . Poor Sasuke had to move secret base like 8 times because of you!
And how obsessive can a fangirl be? Sakura seems to completly overlook that Sasuke is revange crazed and homocidal. This totally puts Bella Swan's obsession with Edward cull to shame.
I know what your saying, sasuke is just confused and he is realy good deep deep down, but all moms say that about their crazy axmurder sons.

I think i might declare Sasuke the most obsessed on douchebag of the year. I'am just saying.

Hope you enjoyed this blog. Sometimes i have to let things out, and i have. It feels good =)

P.s.
I hope that I don't get O.J.ed by Naruto fangirl/boys and drawn and quartered by Sasuke groopies for writing this ;)

Funnehh Stuff. and I am back, and DON't read this.

Pandemonium phaze — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 19:15:15 GMT

I have been away from AC for a long time, and i am pretty shure no one noticed and missed me, and if you have been gone for while, I will let you know, no one noticed or missed you. Unless ofcourse you threw a Blog-Farewell party like those kinds of AC'ers who needs let everyone know they will take a weekend of AC. Most of the blog responses to those kinds blogs are from people who are trying to be polite by saying "yes will miss you..Bob.." (while they are thinking, "you will probably start posting about 6 hours later anyway, from your Grandma's laptop while you are visiting her in Kazakestan. The laptop that you bought her for christmas, knowing that she does not know how to use it, just so that you will have a computer, should you be visiting her). Unless ofc you have a stalker.

Now for the Funnehh Stuff. (although i am usually against mispelling words on purpose to make me sound cute but watevvaaaah)
<-----Pet for it for the Cuutzz

I live in Austria, and we have an extra little road on the pavement for bicycle riders. And its painted red. Which seems to be a problem since it attracts people, that HAVE to walk on the pavement made for bicycle riders. Omg they painted a round blue circle with a BICYCLE every 6 meters on that path. They might have just written, "if your a dummass, walk here". They even shake fists and get angry at you.

Damn you, Lady with the baby, You won this time... BUT THE NEXT TIME I WILL RUN YOU ****ING OVER, WITH THE BABY!!! (*attempt on composing myself after embarrasing outburst, with a coff*) Coff coff

I was shopping in a grocery store, and i saw a very old woman bying Tampons. I had a hard time trying not to giggle, she might have bought it for her niece i guess =/ but she was also bying catfood, which (from my amazing deduction) means that she lives alone (with her pusssies...err O.o), in other words she is a Cat-Lady. And no not a hot chick in latex and a whip and claws that can land on her paws when she falls off, thats a cat woman. A Cat-Lady is usually a female virgin or someone who faked nearly every orgasm during sex, and is 50+ years old. To be a cat lady, you need 1 thing.
1)Too high expectation for your male counterpart.
That leads to being dissapointed every time, untill wazaaahh, oh shet i am 50. And no not the sexy kind of 50, the desperate and dissapointed looking 50, who buys tampons even though they stopped having periods long ago.

A certain person, whoese name and identity i will refuse to put here due to the indignity she put me through, made me watch a twilight movie (forced me she did, to torture me she did, crazy *****).
10min into the movie a 12 year old girl started crying and an emo couple started making out, (not the hot kind of making out, the cockbloking kind of making-out, with abnoxious noises >< arrg..)
And an old lady made her teanage niece leave the cinema because she thought the movie was Inapropriate (................no commentzz).
<------Jizz...in mah...pants...
Oh wellzz that is it. Hoped you enjoyed

People and other Things on Anime Crazy 2009 review (I have made some new edits!)

Pandemonium phaze — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 21:48:28 GMT

1)Anime watchers (dah)

2)Aliens

3) People who write in
OBscuRre colors

4) People who write in wierd fonts.

5) People who make spelling mistakes, like me

6) People who make spelling mistakes on purpose because they want people to "Pwleezz tink i am cuut"

7) And a mixture "Of da abovzz"

8)People who have to throw a Blog-farewell-party, when they take a weekend off ac.

9)Douche bags (like me)

10) Trolls

11) Shrill fanatically screaming J-Pop/J-Rock/K-Pop/K-Rock fan girls/boys.

12) Choppy random and bunnykilling-Admin-fangirls/boys .

13) Twilightphobiacs (unlike normal people who simply dislike Twilight, they take it to the next level and try to exorcise their house if it came in contact with a single copy of the Twilight saga, possibly even amputate their hand if it touched one)

14) Closet Twilight fans (people who pretend to hate twilight, but in real life possess paper cutouts of Twilight characters and figurines with removable clothes, and they mostly pretend to be Twilightphobiacs)

15)Emo Poets

16)Poets

17)Psychopath poets (Psychopoeths hehe)

18)People who are into anime characters with bodies of 16 year olds and psychological standards of a 6 year olds.

19)Fanfic writers

20)Fanfic Mary Sue writers (enough said)

20)Shrill screaming die hard leech like attaching twilight fangirls/boys.(they fall off if you poke them with a burning cigarette stump)

21)Bloodthirsty preditorially possessive Bishonen Fangirls/boys (who "own" the Bishonens they love so dearly while no one else has the right to love them but them, and push the fact that their object of love will never be real, deep into a dark forgotten corner their psyche)

22) Admins who will be tempted to edit this post to add a smart alec comment.

23)Douch bags of the year (i managed the top 100 list yay for me)

24)Gloopalows(if you are unaware of what a gloopalow is, its an introverted individual, who shuts themselves away from the bright outside. Their preferred their lair being a dark and musty room, with locked doors. The only source of light being the steady blue glow of the computer. Gloopalow lairs have a distinct organic smell which, at closer inspection come from sinisterly stiff handkerchiefs. The only time Gloopalows leave their lair, is to get nourishment. In some cases however they have familiars which they call "MOOOM" who brings them sustenance. Some say Gloopalows were once human, but even if they were, their outer appearance are now a mere mockery of the human being they once were.
Where their eyes should have been are dark sunken holes. Some of them have developed snail like bodies that leave a trail of secret in their wake, while some of them have transmuted into spindly twig like creatures.
Gloopalows have a hunch that defies the laws of physics and popularly accepted biological truths. Fully erect he would be over seven feet tall, however, his spinal column would collapse in on itself. Be warned, do not make one angry, they lash out violently. If they feel their sanctuary is threatened leave their lair immediately, they won't follow you out.)

25)Cyber transvestites (people who pretend to be hot girls online, 90% of the cases have gloopalows behind them)

26)Everyone i didn't mention.(or lazy)

P.S.
I know its late, but happy new year everyone.

new edit:
27) People who do anal jokes (realy do they?)

28) People who are so bored that they are compelled to write random stuff on ac

29) A Umogan a mighty creature

30) People who keep telling me i forgot to add something, even though i added "everyone i didn't mention" at 26

31) Op fans

32) Narutards

33) Murderers (I am shure there must be a murdere on Ac)

34) Killerwales

35) Penguins (someone mentioned in my last versions that there are penguins in Ac)

36) Ten-keyers (Tenkayers, are a distant relative of the Gloopalows, they lead perfectly normal social lives. However the moment they enter their lairs, the Gloopalow nature surfaces. Their eyes get glazed over, their backs hunch, and their hands resemble claws while they are splayed over the keyboard. They mostly visit blog sites, forums, or chats. Mostly assuming a different identity. Ten-kayers lairs are recognizable, buy a strange rhythmic clicking caused by their claw like hands tapping on a keyboard. Ten-keyer's lairs are very colorful. The clicking will start at about 6:00-8;00pm and end around 00:00-4:00am, where they usually fall asleep. When they wake up, they either find themselves in a pool of drool, or the pattern of a keyboard etched on their cheeks. While most gloopalows vaguely resemble human mails (although most of the noticeable genitalia have disappeared into the Gloopy substance their bodies are encased in) Ten-keyers completely resemble a human being. While they enjoy their outside double life, a good many of them are known to resemble females, unlike the Gloopalow who are mostly mail. While gloopalows may be content with staying in their lair, many Ten-keyers have even infiltrated the government, and high ranking places in cooperations. Their objective is unknown, they seem to be friendly individuals however....as long as you don't intrude on their private double life, Some of my friends have dissapeared doing so.)

Any good blog sites or forums?

Pandemonium phaze — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:40:36 GMT

Do any of you know a blogsite where i can post random stuff like the blog i wrote here
http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blo...l#comment67656

The only place i ever blogged was on Ac. So i don't know a lot about other sites.

Obama the leader of the Vampire Robot Nazies?!? P.S. Who are also zombies?

Pandemonium phaze — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:03:01 GMT

*Warning* this blog is very Long, and the title was meant sarcastically...kinda sad i had to say that....talking about sarcasme... i use it a lot in this blog...
I feel compelled to write this blog as a response to a You tube video called "THE FALL OF THE REPUBLIC HD version"

I advise and don't advise people to watch this. Unless of coarse, your like me... who needs the sh*t annoyed out of them, just to have the feeling of the sweet release while ranting it out.

Basically the video claims that Obama will bring forth a financial Apocalypse, and wants to create a vampire robot Nazi utopia from its ashes. (...talking about Financial apocalypse... i feel some kind of dejavu *coff* 2008-09 crash *coff*)

In this video, they explain that America is at the brink of a financial crisis (again some kind of dejavu, as if a financial crises or more then one, has already occurred sometime in the past...).

And then they talk about how America succeeded while everyone failed. So I am somewhat confused.... didn't they just say that the financial situation in America is in the pre-apocalypse stage?

And then they talk about how Europe has become f*cked up... with all the corruption, exploitation, swine flu, aids and last but not least Socialism (Lets not forget that Europe is being oppressed by socialism, where they are forced to pay taxes for the despotic fascist rulers... and are forced to have a public health care, and pension)..... But of course, due to the mindset, and strong will of the American people, the Americans, did not make those mistakes...(just new and more creative ones)

As for socialism, the Americans have no idea what socialism is... but they sure know its some nasty stuff right?? Like Aids. (sorry if Americans are offended by this, keep this in mind I am trying not to generalize...trying)

Lets get back to the conspiracy critics bashing Obama?

While claiming that America is financialy f*cked (even though they claim later on, that America is the best country in the world), they say that the changes Obama has in mind will hammer the last nail in the coffin known as "the Freedom of the People!!"

In other words:

Lets keep our Level of F*ck, and lets not do what Obama suggests and blame all the F*ck on Obama, or else people will know how much we F*cked up. Lets also claim that Obama will create a bigger F*ck then the one we have right now, to hide our F*ck up, how very convenient. (Sorry for the strong words kids but F*ck is such a F*cking convenient word)

I didn�t bother watching all of the whole 2 hour documentary�..(how sad would it be if I did). Although I did waste 20minutes of my life watching part it, which is entirely my fault since I possess something called � the free will�, and in a way it is also sad, since it shows how much annoyance I need.

I also read some of the commentaries� which shattered my hope for humanity (wait � I didn�t have any in the first place)� First of all, there were a few Christian bigot troll commentaries, but lets not get into that *pause*.

The Comment that caught my attention sounded something like this:

QUOTE�As for Europe� America was founded to be DIFFERENT from the other countries that failed. �QUOTE

Well�ok� according to the author of this comment, America is supposed to go punk�. and become nonconforming, not like the conformists pig Europe, the HQ of the Vampire Robot Nazis and I don�t know what I am talking about. (YOU�RE A CONFORMISTS). Unless you didn't get the sarcasm, you would have notices that I don�t believe in the un and pro-conformist Bullcrap. And I believe even less, that every country is perfect. I believe, that every country has its problems, including America. (I know it's a clich� statement)

P.S.
I will not go into the subjects of the �real� idiots who bare the blame for messing us up, but the fact remains that they are idiots.. and Darwin�s Plan is merciless�..

P.P.S.
If you're an American, this might offend you if you have low self esteem� since it IS up to YOU to decide, if what I said about some Americans, applies to you.