There was this boy that was extremely lonely without his girl for 4 days, so he decided to let his manly urges out *You know what I mean *

He's been trying for 45 mins and still not yet enjoying himself. Once he reached his peak, it felt like pee. He did not enjoy it one bit.

True story... I won't mention his name.












YaeRRoW

I've decided to make another blog, which I'm sure will probably not interest neither of you humans that dislike icky human emotions. But...

I'm in love with a incredible being.

Well thats all I wanted to say, maybe it's because the lack of sleep that made me hand over some personal information people would usually persistently try and take or steal from me... which to be honest, that was a lie, thats why I'm sharing to make myself feel important.... thats a lie too....

Why do I blog? Please please do not reply. DO NOT REPLY. I will kill you. I will eat your... food. I was going to say babies, but I don't do that. Cannibalism isn't my thing... anymore. Well please don't respond/reply
*edit*

*edits*

*edits once more*

*edits before time shows underneath blog*

Why does coffee taste so delicious?

Now now who's slipping the unicorn sprinkles in my coffee?

Makes my tongue feel strange though...

Well this is my third year on AC.






I'm quitting.
















































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