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army stuff
Posted 12-28-2010 at 07:52 PM by ProDeathblow
ok i've been in the army for around 1 month and a half, might as well talk about a few things
1. the army has two main good things: first you meet many different types of people you wouldn't meet otherwise, secondly it makes u miss the simplest things in your life
by that i mean EVERYTHING. taking a dump without changing to a ****ed-up spiderman pose, taking a shower in your own bathroom, having sex, eating homemade food or even junk food, watching midget porn and choking yourself etc etc...
2. first time i shot my G3 without earplugs i promised to myself to never touch another gun. it gets easier with each time though, to the point of not being bothered at all
3. they apparently found me trustworthy enough to make me a team leader... go figure
4. there are maaaany dump people in there. basically if someone're not intelligent enough to move forward in society he uses a uniform to do that instead
5. i miss women in there... like, a lot
i'll post a pic of me as a soldier if i get a good one
until then
p.s. i may have gotten crazier in there but bleach seems somewhat... interesting now. one piece is as awesome as ever, naruto has one of it's best arcs
1. the army has two main good things: first you meet many different types of people you wouldn't meet otherwise, secondly it makes u miss the simplest things in your life
by that i mean EVERYTHING. taking a dump without changing to a ****ed-up spiderman pose, taking a shower in your own bathroom, having sex, eating homemade food or even junk food, watching midget porn and choking yourself etc etc...
2. first time i shot my G3 without earplugs i promised to myself to never touch another gun. it gets easier with each time though, to the point of not being bothered at all
3. they apparently found me trustworthy enough to make me a team leader... go figure
4. there are maaaany dump people in there. basically if someone're not intelligent enough to move forward in society he uses a uniform to do that instead
5. i miss women in there... like, a lot
i'll post a pic of me as a soldier if i get a good one
until then
Spoiler
p.s. i may have gotten crazier in there but bleach seems somewhat... interesting now. one piece is as awesome as ever, naruto has one of it's best arcs
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Team Leader *eyes*
The monkey is awesome <3Posted 12-28-2010 at 08:00 PM by Lucian Silver
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its more entertaining now cuz it reminds you of the civilian life
er at least thats my guess. hope its goin wellPosted 12-28-2010 at 08:01 PM by anime 
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Poor you :'DPosted 12-28-2010 at 08:03 PM by Sushibabe -
I patiently await your return.Posted 12-28-2010 at 08:03 PM by Tsuki ni -
numbers correspond to replies :O
1. what's that supposed to mean
2. it is, thnx
3. lol, it's not that bad, i'm actually having fun
4. thank you tsuki, i'll be back for the holidays anywayPosted 12-28-2010 at 08:06 PM by ProDeathblow -
conratulation for team leader oOPosted 12-28-2010 at 08:26 PM by O$NA -
It gets better once you get use to it. Life is not like that forever. It also depends on your MOS on what you have to put up with.
You have to remember that the military is the court systems dumping grounds so you get A LOT of stupid people in there. The military is just like the civilian world only right in your face. You have it all, and you will see it all.
Girls love men in uniform and men in uniform love girls. I warn you now - BE CAREFUL. It can be just like high school all over again with your buddy knowing your girlfriend, if you know what I mean. Also remember, that unless you are an E4 or above you are living UNDER the poverty line.
Last thing I will say is - team leader! YEAH! Good for you. You need to work hard and be known as a good guy. The more trust you earn the more favors you will get in "the good ole boy" system. You can cash them in later, as needed.
Enjoy, have fun... be careful!Posted 12-28-2010 at 08:31 PM by Libradaj - i'm not sure what an E4 is
and i find team leader to be a bad thing, i'm responsible for other people without having any actual authority over themPosted 12-28-2010 at 08:53 PM by ProDeathblow -
Monkeyse- soldier *eyes*Posted 12-28-2010 at 09:03 PM by Mr.Sherv - An E4 is a Corporal - unless you are an officer, then you don't have to worry about such things.
Being Team Leader seems to be a bad thing. I understand what you are talking about. Just remember, when it comes time to get promoted, team leaders/guides are the first ones that come to mind.Posted 12-28-2010 at 09:15 PM by Libradaj -
rofl @ #3 XD
Do post a picture some time >: D
And -gasp- Puro called Bleach somewhat interesting.. D::::::::::Posted 12-28-2010 at 09:34 PM by BlazeCommanderASCE - i think you have the army of a different country in mind libradajPosted 12-28-2010 at 09:47 PM by ProDeathblow
- What? You don't have Corporals in Greece? D:Posted 12-28-2010 at 10:26 PM by Lucian Silver
- LOL... quite possibly.Posted 12-28-2010 at 10:31 PM by Libradaj
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Proo n.nPosted 12-28-2010 at 10:31 PM by j0lee -
Army life is tough...
no midget porn? :O
rofl at pro being a leader...
he will force his subordinates worship the pimp monkeyPosted 12-28-2010 at 10:52 PM by Erkahoth
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