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Facts, like it or not part 2!!!
Posted 09-25-2009 at 10:14 PM by ProDeathblow
ok, here are a few more things all men do
and once again, if you're a guy don't bullshit me, you do them, i do them, we all do them
also read the first part if u haven't, it's 2 blogs before this one
a real man:
-Never puts the toiler paper in its place, he just lays it on the laundry
-Appreciates and respects bad smells much more than good ones
-Farts under the sheets, smells and gives a score out of 10
-Watches "The Rock" every time it's on the tv
-Remembers his greatest fart just like he remembers his first kiss
-Plays X-box or Playstation until he feels the same amount of guilt like the one he feels after a two digit number of masturbations
-Has tried to masturbate in the sea
-Grabs his sack whenever he watches tv
-Watches a horror film and when it's done rewinds and watches the best slaughters again
-Doesn't weight
-Can name at least 3 dinosaurs, even if he won't admit it
-Only knows the colors blue, red, yellow, green, black. Everything else just doesn't exist
-Has broken a Game Boy/mouse/keyboard/playstation controller after getting pissed off
-Has tried to blow himself at least twice, until his ribs seriously started to hurt
and once again, if you're a guy don't bullshit me, you do them, i do them, we all do them
also read the first part if u haven't, it's 2 blogs before this one
a real man:
-Never puts the toiler paper in its place, he just lays it on the laundry
-Appreciates and respects bad smells much more than good ones
-Farts under the sheets, smells and gives a score out of 10
-Watches "The Rock" every time it's on the tv
-Remembers his greatest fart just like he remembers his first kiss
-Plays X-box or Playstation until he feels the same amount of guilt like the one he feels after a two digit number of masturbations
-Has tried to masturbate in the sea
-Grabs his sack whenever he watches tv
-Watches a horror film and when it's done rewinds and watches the best slaughters again
-Doesn't weight
-Can name at least 3 dinosaurs, even if he won't admit it
-Only knows the colors blue, red, yellow, green, black. Everything else just doesn't exist
-Has broken a Game Boy/mouse/keyboard/playstation controller after getting pissed off
-Has tried to blow himself at least twice, until his ribs seriously started to hurt
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this one seems ... less accurate ... imo
still some funny shit thoPosted 09-25-2009 at 10:25 PM by DeathView
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ive never watched the rockPosted 09-25-2009 at 10:26 PM by ganon7987 
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wow...there are only like 2 things on here that don't apply to me...Posted 09-25-2009 at 10:48 PM by jsquared130 -
bleh 1st one were all true this has a few misses
Posted 09-25-2009 at 10:51 PM by SilverShadow -
Confession time.
The bottom one I've only tried once, but it took over an hour in my car to get it. It involved one steering wheel, a recycle bin and lube. I had to stop and hide for passing cars. Damn assholes can't appreciate a man trying to suck his own thang. 
Posted 09-25-2009 at 10:52 PM by akatsuki16 -
well, a few exaggerations, yes, but they're mostly truePosted 09-25-2009 at 10:52 PM by ProDeathblow - rofl at akatPosted 09-25-2009 at 10:53 PM by SilverShadow
- i know how u feel akat *pats head*Posted 09-25-2009 at 10:54 PM by ProDeathblow
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It is funny but only 2 of these things apply to me
the rest is disgusting specially the fart and scorePosted 09-25-2009 at 10:55 PM by Dauragon13 - your an embaresment to our gender buuuuuu dont call yourself a man againQuote:Originally Posted by Dauragon13
It is funny but only 2 of these things apply to me
the rest is disgusting specially the fart and scorePosted 09-25-2009 at 10:56 PM by SilverShadow - *throws rotten vegetables at dauragon*Posted 09-25-2009 at 10:59 PM by ProDeathblow
- -Remembers his greatest fart just like he remembers his first kiss
-Appreciates and respects bad smells much more than good ones
-Farts under the sheets, smells and gives a score out of 10
all three of these fail for me, I don't really care if that makes me not a real man .. I have a strong nose, and I hate bad smells, especially indians or arabs or w/e (no offense to any) .. the rest is pretty truePosted 09-25-2009 at 11:10 PM by DeathView - -Has tried to masturbate in the sea
-Appreciates and respects bad smells much more than good ones
these are the only 2 that don't apply, but in all fairness, ive never been to the sea
a couple others are iffy to, like ive played games until I hated myself before, but ive never masturbated in double digits, so I can't really compare the 2...
and I rate those farts, but either good or bad. no numbers...Posted 09-25-2009 at 11:17 PM by jsquared130 -
i have done many of these thingsPosted 09-25-2009 at 11:39 PM by Uchiha Itachi - this scares me D;Posted 09-25-2009 at 11:47 PM by
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-Has broken a Game Boy/mouse/keyboard/playstation controller after getting pissed off
Lost count after 10
3 of these dont apply to me D:Posted 09-25-2009 at 11:56 PM by Uryuu Ishida -
Boys are gross.Posted 09-26-2009 at 12:23 AM by Freya - Agrees with Freya...Posted 09-26-2009 at 01:03 AM by
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the first one was better pro..Posted 09-28-2009 at 08:06 PM by Erkahoth -
Toilet paper goes on the back of the toilet.
Not so much.
Not so much with numbers.
Never heard of it.
*snorts*
I don't get the guilt.
Does in a pool count?
Maybe.
They're funny.
Hardly ever.
Of course.
You left of a few obvious ones, but I don't know what Magenta is.
Nope. I never break my stuff.
o.0.....That's sick.Posted 09-30-2009 at 02:49 AM by Vincent1875
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