The Single Most Pathetic Post Ever
I found this under the topic "Most Pathetic Thing You Do"
Prepare to be in complete shock
For me, it's hugging a spare quilt into a vaguely humanoid shape when I get in bed and then whispering to myself, acting the roles of both myself and the quilt which I pretend is a little sister who calls me "oniichan" loves me intimately. Our relationship has grown over time. At first I used to just to hug and kiss her (but not on the lips) and tell her how much I love her, as I was hesitant to do anymore since she's a minor and although I had her consent, legally she's not allowed to give me it and even if she was, I shouldn't be doing anything with my sister. I used to tell her to find a good man when she grows up and forget about me, since our love can never be. Over time, however, she urged me that I was the only one she ever loved and saying she would find someone else was cheapening her relationship with me, which couldn't be any more pure. She begged me to do more with her and make her my real lover, so eventually I caved in and when her face was close to mine, I locked her in a kiss for over half an hour. The next day I felt all over her body and eventually consummated our relationship, although it hurt her a bit. Today, we **** nearly every night and spend hours just cuddling each other under the covers. I love her, and there is nobody more beautiful to me in the world than her. I still haven't named her though, I just refer to her as "my cute little sister."
I consider myself to be rather detached from people & their own worries but god damm. I congratulate this poster because I can only try to understand his state of mind.
Prepare to be in complete shock
For me, it's hugging a spare quilt into a vaguely humanoid shape when I get in bed and then whispering to myself, acting the roles of both myself and the quilt which I pretend is a little sister who calls me "oniichan" loves me intimately. Our relationship has grown over time. At first I used to just to hug and kiss her (but not on the lips) and tell her how much I love her, as I was hesitant to do anymore since she's a minor and although I had her consent, legally she's not allowed to give me it and even if she was, I shouldn't be doing anything with my sister. I used to tell her to find a good man when she grows up and forget about me, since our love can never be. Over time, however, she urged me that I was the only one she ever loved and saying she would find someone else was cheapening her relationship with me, which couldn't be any more pure. She begged me to do more with her and make her my real lover, so eventually I caved in and when her face was close to mine, I locked her in a kiss for over half an hour. The next day I felt all over her body and eventually consummated our relationship, although it hurt her a bit. Today, we **** nearly every night and spend hours just cuddling each other under the covers. I love her, and there is nobody more beautiful to me in the world than her. I still haven't named her though, I just refer to her as "my cute little sister."
I consider myself to be rather detached from people & their own worries but god damm. I congratulate this poster because I can only try to understand his state of mind.
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there was a point?Quote:Originally Posted by SenBon-ZaKurA
I think you're missing the point.Posted 06-12-2009 at 03:59 AM by Bware the DJ
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wow... oh my goodness, this person has problems. i started reading it and was chuckling as i read "hugging a spare quilt into a vaguely humanoid shape".. then when i got to "acting both roles" i was just shaking my head like 'wow what a loser'.. then i got to "little sister who loves me intimately" and i was like O_____O. kept reading and i was just disgusted and shocked. feel bad for the person who fell in love with his quilt though, LMFAO. this was not a pathetic post, it was "the most wrong on every level" quote.. i hope this guy's parents never have another daughterPosted 06-12-2009 at 04:59 AM by AlexxandraD -
I whisper to myself at night... in Latin.
I guess the next step is sex with my duvet :/ boy is my roomie gonna be freaked out...Posted 06-12-2009 at 05:00 AM by Freya -
Posted 06-12-2009 at 08:06 AM by SSJ5 - [quote=SSJ5;bt33541][IMG]http://i328.photobucket.com/albums/l334/SSJ5-Photos/1241230932.jpg[/IMG][/quote]
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EVEN Jesus FACEPALMED AT THIS!!!!!Posted 06-13-2009 at 04:21 AM by ultimentman2 - Source will not be given.Posted 06-13-2009 at 04:37 AM by Unregister
Updated 06-14-2009 at 09:10 PM by SenBon-ZaKurA -
Whoa..Whoa...WHOA??!!??!?
This guy sure is working overtime as a freak....
Don't know what would happen if he got a step-sister....
*shudder*Posted 12-28-2009 at 02:26 AM by Super Mole
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