The Single Most Pathetic Post Ever
I found this under the topic "Most Pathetic Thing You Do"
Prepare to be in complete shock
For me, it's hugging a spare quilt into a vaguely humanoid shape when I get in bed and then whispering to myself, acting the roles of both myself and the quilt which I pretend is a little sister who calls me "oniichan" loves me intimately. Our relationship has grown over time. At first I used to just to hug and kiss her (but not on the lips) and tell her how much I love her, as I was hesitant to do anymore since she's a minor and although I had her consent, legally she's not allowed to give me it and even if she was, I shouldn't be doing anything with my sister. I used to tell her to find a good man when she grows up and forget about me, since our love can never be. Over time, however, she urged me that I was the only one she ever loved and saying she would find someone else was cheapening her relationship with me, which couldn't be any more pure. She begged me to do more with her and make her my real lover, so eventually I caved in and when her face was close to mine, I locked her in a kiss for over half an hour. The next day I felt all over her body and eventually consummated our relationship, although it hurt her a bit. Today, we **** nearly every night and spend hours just cuddling each other under the covers. I love her, and there is nobody more beautiful to me in the world than her. I still haven't named her though, I just refer to her as "my cute little sister."
I consider myself to be rather detached from people & their own worries but god damm. I congratulate this poster because I can only try to understand his state of mind.
Prepare to be in complete shock
For me, it's hugging a spare quilt into a vaguely humanoid shape when I get in bed and then whispering to myself, acting the roles of both myself and the quilt which I pretend is a little sister who calls me "oniichan" loves me intimately. Our relationship has grown over time. At first I used to just to hug and kiss her (but not on the lips) and tell her how much I love her, as I was hesitant to do anymore since she's a minor and although I had her consent, legally she's not allowed to give me it and even if she was, I shouldn't be doing anything with my sister. I used to tell her to find a good man when she grows up and forget about me, since our love can never be. Over time, however, she urged me that I was the only one she ever loved and saying she would find someone else was cheapening her relationship with me, which couldn't be any more pure. She begged me to do more with her and make her my real lover, so eventually I caved in and when her face was close to mine, I locked her in a kiss for over half an hour. The next day I felt all over her body and eventually consummated our relationship, although it hurt her a bit. Today, we **** nearly every night and spend hours just cuddling each other under the covers. I love her, and there is nobody more beautiful to me in the world than her. I still haven't named her though, I just refer to her as "my cute little sister."
I consider myself to be rather detached from people & their own worries but god damm. I congratulate this poster because I can only try to understand his state of mind.
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Somebody forgot to put up the, "Don't feed the trolls" sign again.Posted 06-12-2009 at 02:24 AM by Diabeetus
- This is very utterly blunt, i cannot put in words, but i must say this person has some very bad issues and problems, probably a troubled child, but thats justs my say. It's kinda of funny and intrieging at the same time, on what i just read. Overactive imagination,and to put the feelings into it. It has gone over the fluctuation normal control.Posted 06-12-2009 at 02:26 AM by
- we have a "most pathetic things you do" thread? =SPosted 06-12-2009 at 02:26 AM by
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Quote:Originally Posted by FeyBladeMode
we have a "most pathetic things you do" thread? =S
I found this whilst browsing the web.Posted 06-12-2009 at 02:27 AM by SenBon-ZaKurA - That's the internet for you.Posted 06-12-2009 at 02:29 AM by Diabeetus
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what the MERO?Posted 06-12-2009 at 02:29 AM by DarkUmagon -
I gotta say I'm with BK on this one. This person may want to see someone medically. Also, Zakura what phrase did you search and what search engine (if not Google).Posted 06-12-2009 at 02:31 AM by joon360 - PHEW. =/Quote:Originally Posted by SenBon-ZaKurA I found this whilst browsing the web.
...i guess?Posted 06-12-2009 at 02:32 AM by - I'd rather not say....Quote:Originally Posted by joon360 I gotta say I'm with BK on this one. This person may want to see someone medically. Also, Zakura what phrase did you search and what search engine (if not Google).Posted 06-12-2009 at 02:32 AM by SenBon-ZaKurA
- Lol, it might be just as embarrassing that he searched for it.Posted 06-12-2009 at 02:34 AM by Diabeetus
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idk bout you guys but i literally lmao (im trying to reattach it now) @ this
this guys FANTASY is incest... way to shoot for the stars, palPosted 06-12-2009 at 02:35 AM by Bware the DJ - Ok, but interesting find nonetheless SBZPosted 06-12-2009 at 02:36 AM by joon360
- *speechless* .....Posted 06-12-2009 at 02:41 AM by ultimentman2
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so... is this a girl or guy?Posted 06-12-2009 at 02:43 AM by spiritsamuri -
Meh, I got a hump pillow too.Posted 06-12-2009 at 02:44 AM by Balling like a fool - do you pretend its your sister?Quote:Originally Posted by Balling like a fool Meh, I got a hump pillow too.Posted 06-12-2009 at 02:45 AM by Bware the DJ
- I think you're missing the point.Quote:Originally Posted by Bware the DJ do you pretend its your sister?Posted 06-12-2009 at 02:47 AM by SenBon-ZaKurA
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that was wierd,yet hilarious. quite the imagination he has.Posted 06-12-2009 at 03:07 AM by ClearMetalVoltar -
I sure hope this dude/girl was just joking >.>
if not I really feel sorry for him/her, and I wonder wth is up with his parents (if he have any)Posted 06-12-2009 at 03:29 AM by TheBw -
Posted 06-12-2009 at 03:43 AM by Kira
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