just noticed that i have been stalking this forum for 2 years , guess a party is needed *throws cheap booze at everyone*

like the title says, vote for gintoki... or else

its been a while since i posted some racist jokes so i will put a few extras ones in this one

1 An indian walked into a bar, he was carying a bucket of shit in one hand, a rifle and a cat in the other. he sits and orders a drink,

drinks it, throws the bucket of shit in the air and shoots it, then bites the hesd off the cat, the bar tender said what are you

doin and the indian said, "ME WANNA BE LIKE WHITE MAN SHOOT SHIT AND EAT PUSSSY"!...

1 - Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can't:
a. Bleed for a week and not die.
b. Give milk without eating grass
c. Bury an eight inch bone faster than any dog!

2 - In a recent scientific research project, it was proved that Beer contains the female hormone estrogen. That's why after a six pack you can't drive.

3 - How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me... "...

i was bored so i decided to write to a story, names will mostly be ripoffs since im bad at names. Oh and if u find grammar and spelling errors good for you.


One day in the kingdom of Stormwind during a lavish banquet celebrating princess Diana's 17 birthday,king Muradin's only daughter,a messenger rushes into the ball room to give the king an important message.
"MY LORD , i apologize for interrupting your party but i have dire news from the eastern borders"...