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********************************Before you read this jokes, please understand that they are just jokes and are NOT meant to be taken seriously.*****************

the racist jokes are back

1- If Whites and blacks had a war, what would it be called?
KKK vs KFC!

2- A man walks into a bar with a picture of a cat, he tells the bartender it's $100 for the picture and $100 for the story behind it. The bartender says he'll take the picture, but doesn't care about the story. At the end of his shift he throws it in the backseat of his car and drives home. He notices thousands of cats following his car! He gets worried and stops on a bridge and throws the picture off, the thousands of cats jump off too, following the picture.

The next day the same man comes into the bar, he asks the bartender if he's ready for the story behind the picture. The bartender says, "No, but if you have a picture of martin luther king, jr I'll take it!"

3- What would you do if you had enough money to send half the ******s back to africa?
Send them all back half way

4- What's more fun than swinging a baby ****** around on a string?
Stopping it with a shovel

5- There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night.
I had to shoot him before he stole everything

6- What would Martin Luther King, Jr be if he was white?
Alive!

7- You're locked in a room with Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein, and a jew. You have a pistol with only two bullets in it. What do you do?

Shoot the jew twice to make sure he's dead.

8- a mexican, an asian , a n*gga and a white guy are all sitting at the edge of a tall cliff.
the mexican jumps off shouting " this is for my people"
the asian jumps off shouting " this is for my people"
the white guy shouts " this is for my people" and throws the n*gga of the cliff

9- why did the black man cross the road?
because he was chasing the chicken

10- how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
none,feminists can't change anything