Offensive Jokes 6
Posted 05-24-2009 at 05:55 PM by SilverShadow
at kira's and blaze's request some mexican and blond jokes were added
1- Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?
Society.
2 - Did you hear about that one mexican that went to college?
yeah.. me neither
3 - how do you stop a mexican from robbing your house?
put up a help-wanted sign
4 - What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?
Grand Theft Auto
5 - Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!
6 - Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
Because she's been laid all over the country.
7 - What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A blonde parade.
8 - A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of dum blond jokes when a big blond woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blond jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blond pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little ****er on your knee!"
9 - A group of blondes walk into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their glasses and toast, "Here's to 51 days!" and they proceed to down their drinks. Once again, they tell the bartender to "line 'em up", and once again they toast 51 days and down their drinks.
The bartender says, "I don't get it. Why in the world are you toasting 51 days?"
One of the blondes explains, "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It had written on the box '2-4 years,' but we finished it in 51 days!"
10 - What do you see when you look directly into a blonde's eyes?
The back of her head.
1- Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?
Society.
2 - Did you hear about that one mexican that went to college?
yeah.. me neither
3 - how do you stop a mexican from robbing your house?
put up a help-wanted sign
4 - What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?
Grand Theft Auto
5 - Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!
6 - Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
Because she's been laid all over the country.
7 - What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A blonde parade.
8 - A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of dum blond jokes when a big blond woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blond jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blond pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little ****er on your knee!"
9 - A group of blondes walk into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their glasses and toast, "Here's to 51 days!" and they proceed to down their drinks. Once again, they tell the bartender to "line 'em up", and once again they toast 51 days and down their drinks.
The bartender says, "I don't get it. Why in the world are you toasting 51 days?"
One of the blondes explains, "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It had written on the box '2-4 years,' but we finished it in 51 days!"
10 - What do you see when you look directly into a blonde's eyes?
The back of her head.
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9 is funneh...really really funneh:P......oooh and i'm only 2 years late in posting this:PPosted 04-01-2011 at 11:08 PM by torii
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