Offensive jokes 8
Posted 05-28-2009 at 09:04 PM by SilverShadow
1 - What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women's clinic?
The god damned dishes if she knows what's good for her.
2 - What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you? made the chain too long.
3 - Why did the woman cross the road?
Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!?
4 - How many men does it take to open a beer?
-None, it should be opened when she brings it to you.
5 - If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
6 - Why haven't any women ever gone to the moon?
It doesn't need cleaning yet
7 - How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, let the ***** cook in the dark!
8 - How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.
9 - What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
10 - Wanna hear a funny joke?
Women's rights.
The god damned dishes if she knows what's good for her.
2 - What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you? made the chain too long.
3 - Why did the woman cross the road?
Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!?
4 - How many men does it take to open a beer?
-None, it should be opened when she brings it to you.
5 - If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
6 - Why haven't any women ever gone to the moon?
It doesn't need cleaning yet
7 - How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, let the ***** cook in the dark!
8 - How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.
9 - What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
10 - Wanna hear a funny joke?
Women's rights.
Total Comments 20
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1-3 and 6 are just great
Heard all of the rest
Posted 05-28-2009 at 09:08 PM by BlazeCommanderASCE
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rofl damn goodPosted 05-28-2009 at 09:11 PM by Irongiulio -
LMAO! Wow these are goodPosted 05-28-2009 at 09:16 PM by Urary -
AHAHHAHAHA almost all of them are legendary XDPosted 05-28-2009 at 09:21 PM by erazeN -
lol, probably your best onesPosted 05-28-2009 at 09:26 PM by ProDeathblow 
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LMFAO man all of these are awesome...#5 is my favorite...
Posted 05-28-2009 at 09:35 PM by mikeboyslim24 -
number 8 and 9 and are supposed to be anti-men but im dam proud of themPosted 05-28-2009 at 09:41 PM by SilverShadow -
Q: how did the scientist turn the dishwasher into a snowblower ?
A: He gave the b!tch a shovel
5 is true about all women, wouldn't know about a wife thoughPosted 05-28-2009 at 09:59 PM by DeathView - wife is only an upgrade to woman which destroys manQuote:Originally Posted by DeathView
Q: how did the scientist turn the dishwasher into a snowblower ?
A: He gave the b!tch a shovel
5 is true about all women, wouldn't know about a wife thoughPosted 05-28-2009 at 10:20 PM by SilverShadow - lol i laughed at all of those besides womans rights one cause i heard that one beforePosted 05-28-2009 at 10:23 PM by optempo
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so sexistPosted 05-28-2009 at 10:45 PM by FatFuu - thxQuote:Originally Posted by FatFuu so sexistPosted 05-28-2009 at 10:51 PM by SilverShadow
- im suprised a female hasnt clicked on this yet lolPosted 05-28-2009 at 11:21 PM by optempo
- lol, waiting for blaze to read and reply XD.Posted 05-29-2009 at 12:25 AM by ultimentman2
- She already did man...first comment lolQuote:Originally Posted by ultimentman2 lol, waiting for blaze to read and reply XD.Posted 05-29-2009 at 12:45 AM by mikeboyslim24
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The last one offended me :'(Posted 05-29-2009 at 01:05 AM by Kira - [quote=mikeboyslim24;bt30861]She already did man...first comment lol :D[/quote]
lol, forgot to look at names.Posted 05-29-2009 at 01:38 AM by ultimentman2 -
10 more reasons you need to learn how to wank....Posted 05-29-2009 at 03:15 AM by Luminos - you miss one dude, (( wen a man comes home after work, and his wife ask him " so when are u gonna take me some where i've never been?'' "real soon" he says. next day, she ask him again so he takes her to da kitchen and he says "start cooking b*tch"Posted 10-20-2009 at 10:40 PM by dduuddee78
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Whats the smartest thing that ever came out of a womans mouth?
SpoilerPosted 11-18-2009 at 04:10 PM by totoro
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