racist jokes are back
its been a while since i posted some racist jokes so i will put a few extras ones in this one
1 An indian walked into a bar, he was carying a bucket of shit in one hand, a rifle and a cat in the other. he sits and orders a drink,
drinks it, throws the bucket of shit in the air and shoots it, then bites the hesd off the cat, the bar tender said what are you
doin and the indian said, "ME WANNA BE LIKE WHITE MAN SHOOT SHIT AND EAT PUSSSY"!
2 Whos the best Jewish cook?
A: Hitler.
3 At his birthday, Hitler tells three jews: Ive got a dice here. Two sides are blue, two are green and the other two sides are red.
Everyone of you has to roll the dice. If it shows blue, one of you will be hung. If it shows green, one of you will be shot. If it shows
red, I“ve got a surprise for you! The first one rolls the dice, it shows blue and he is hung. The second one rolls the the dice, it
shows green, and he is shot. The third one rolls the dice. It shows red, therefore Hitler says: Congratulations, you can roll the
dice again!!!
4 Two nazis meet in prison. The first one asks the second one. What is misfortune? A bus full of jews falliing of a cliff right into
the sea. What is a disaster? If they can swim.
5 What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
A: Free pork
6 A bus load of nigas going to DC
for the million coon march overturns on Texas road and nigass are thrown everywhere. A few minutes later a farmer driving his
back hoe comes upon the accident and starts burying the bodies. Just as he is completing the job a Cop pulls up and asks "what
happened here?" The farmer replies " I came upon this accident and started burying the bodies." Then the cop asks "Are you
sure they were all dead?" The farmer answers, "Well some said they were still alive but you know how those ******s lie."
7 What do you do when you see a niga crawling across your front lawn bleeding to death? Stop laughing and RE-LOAD!!!!!!
8 Why does L.A. have so many f-ags and N.Y. so many nigas?
L.A. had first choice!
9 A niga walks into a bar and says, "Yo! Where do all the homies hang?"
The bartender says, "out there", pointing to a tree in the back.
10 What's blue and hangs in my front yard?
My niga! I'll paint him whatever color I want!
11 What's long and hard on a indian?
Third grade.
12 What's the difference between a indian and a letter?
You can send the letter back where it came from!
13 A niga, a jew, a indian and a mexican jump off a building at the same time .. who hits the ground first?
Who cares!
14 How do you tell when a niga is really well hung?
When you can't fit a finger between his neck and the rope!
15 What are three things you can't give a niga?
A fat lip, a black eye and a job!
16 I have a niga in my family tree . . .
. . . he's still hanging there!
17 Why don't black people dream?
The last one to have a dream got shot.
18 What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
One's on the cover of Playboy and the other's on the cover of animal planet.
19 Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers......
10) YOU HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT WHILE DRIVING.
09) THE PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT.
08) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC.
07) THE PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON THE CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT THE SAME TIME.
06) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE, JR.
05) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE.
04) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO.
03) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC.
02) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS.
AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR:
01) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN.
20 I have nothing against nigas...
I think every one should own a few!
21 What do you have if you've got a black man up to his neck in cement?
Not enough cement!
22 What starts with "N", ends with "R", and is a word you never want to call a black?
Neighbor!
23 A priest and a rabbi show up at the Pearly Gates. Peter says, "Can I help you boys?" "Well, yeah, we just died and we would
like to come in to Heaven." Peter looks at his clipboard and says, "I don't think so. You have been pretty bad on Earth and we
don't let people like that in here. But I'll tell you what; go ahead and go to Hell, just for now. If Satan will let you come back, I will
let you in." Peter sends them away laughing, because Satan never lets anyone go to Heaven. About 10 minutes later the
preacher shows back up at the Pearly Gates. Peter says, "No shit! Satan let you come back?" "Yeah, he was in a good
mood and said for $20 bucks each we could get out of Hell." "Well, where is that rabbi?" "I don't know, when I left he had
Satan down to $19.95."
24 A guy walks into a bar and exclaims, "Goddamn, nigas are ****ing assholes!" Someone at the end of the bar says, "Hey, I am offended by that!" "Why, you aren't a ******." "I know, I'm a fuking asshole!"
25 A little niglet put some flour on his face and when his mother came home he said, "Look Momma, I is a White boy!" She slapped him and sent him to his room. When his father came home he came running out and said, "Look Daddy, I is a White boy!" His father slapped him and sent him to his room. Finally the boy's grandmother came home and the boy thought for sure that she wouldn't be so mean, so he ran out and said, "Hey, I is a White boy!" When his grandmother also slapped his face, the boy shouted, "I has only been White for 15 minutes and I already hate you damn nigas!"
1 An indian walked into a bar, he was carying a bucket of shit in one hand, a rifle and a cat in the other. he sits and orders a drink,
drinks it, throws the bucket of shit in the air and shoots it, then bites the hesd off the cat, the bar tender said what are you
doin and the indian said, "ME WANNA BE LIKE WHITE MAN SHOOT SHIT AND EAT PUSSSY"!
2 Whos the best Jewish cook?
A: Hitler.
3 At his birthday, Hitler tells three jews: Ive got a dice here. Two sides are blue, two are green and the other two sides are red.
Everyone of you has to roll the dice. If it shows blue, one of you will be hung. If it shows green, one of you will be shot. If it shows
red, I“ve got a surprise for you! The first one rolls the dice, it shows blue and he is hung. The second one rolls the the dice, it
shows green, and he is shot. The third one rolls the dice. It shows red, therefore Hitler says: Congratulations, you can roll the
dice again!!!
4 Two nazis meet in prison. The first one asks the second one. What is misfortune? A bus full of jews falliing of a cliff right into
the sea. What is a disaster? If they can swim.
5 What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
A: Free pork
6 A bus load of nigas going to DC
for the million coon march overturns on Texas road and nigass are thrown everywhere. A few minutes later a farmer driving his
back hoe comes upon the accident and starts burying the bodies. Just as he is completing the job a Cop pulls up and asks "what
happened here?" The farmer replies " I came upon this accident and started burying the bodies." Then the cop asks "Are you
sure they were all dead?" The farmer answers, "Well some said they were still alive but you know how those ******s lie."
7 What do you do when you see a niga crawling across your front lawn bleeding to death? Stop laughing and RE-LOAD!!!!!!
8 Why does L.A. have so many f-ags and N.Y. so many nigas?
L.A. had first choice!
9 A niga walks into a bar and says, "Yo! Where do all the homies hang?"
The bartender says, "out there", pointing to a tree in the back.
10 What's blue and hangs in my front yard?
My niga! I'll paint him whatever color I want!
11 What's long and hard on a indian?
Third grade.
12 What's the difference between a indian and a letter?
You can send the letter back where it came from!
13 A niga, a jew, a indian and a mexican jump off a building at the same time .. who hits the ground first?
Who cares!
14 How do you tell when a niga is really well hung?
When you can't fit a finger between his neck and the rope!
15 What are three things you can't give a niga?
A fat lip, a black eye and a job!
16 I have a niga in my family tree . . .
. . . he's still hanging there!
17 Why don't black people dream?
The last one to have a dream got shot.
18 What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
One's on the cover of Playboy and the other's on the cover of animal planet.
19 Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers......
10) YOU HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT WHILE DRIVING.
09) THE PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT.
08) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC.
07) THE PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON THE CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT THE SAME TIME.
06) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE, JR.
05) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE.
04) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO.
03) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC.
02) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS.
AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR:
01) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN.
20 I have nothing against nigas...
I think every one should own a few!
21 What do you have if you've got a black man up to his neck in cement?
Not enough cement!
22 What starts with "N", ends with "R", and is a word you never want to call a black?
Neighbor!
23 A priest and a rabbi show up at the Pearly Gates. Peter says, "Can I help you boys?" "Well, yeah, we just died and we would
like to come in to Heaven." Peter looks at his clipboard and says, "I don't think so. You have been pretty bad on Earth and we
don't let people like that in here. But I'll tell you what; go ahead and go to Hell, just for now. If Satan will let you come back, I will
let you in." Peter sends them away laughing, because Satan never lets anyone go to Heaven. About 10 minutes later the
preacher shows back up at the Pearly Gates. Peter says, "No shit! Satan let you come back?" "Yeah, he was in a good
mood and said for $20 bucks each we could get out of Hell." "Well, where is that rabbi?" "I don't know, when I left he had
Satan down to $19.95."
24 A guy walks into a bar and exclaims, "Goddamn, nigas are ****ing assholes!" Someone at the end of the bar says, "Hey, I am offended by that!" "Why, you aren't a ******." "I know, I'm a fuking asshole!"
25 A little niglet put some flour on his face and when his mother came home he said, "Look Momma, I is a White boy!" She slapped him and sent him to his room. When his father came home he came running out and said, "Look Daddy, I is a White boy!" His father slapped him and sent him to his room. Finally the boy's grandmother came home and the boy thought for sure that she wouldn't be so mean, so he ran out and said, "Hey, I is a White boy!" When his grandmother also slapped his face, the boy shouted, "I has only been White for 15 minutes and I already hate you damn nigas!"
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# 5 and 13 are great ones xD
Ouch, #18Posted 09-13-2009 at 04:03 PM by BlazeCommanderASCE
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I read "racist jokes are bad" at first, and I got really dissapointed =/
but now I cant stop laughing xDPosted 09-13-2009 at 04:04 PM by TheBw -
lol, 19, 22, 23, 25
and those are by far the most racist jokes u've found silver, congratz
Posted 09-13-2009 at 04:13 PM by ProDeathblow -
18 was my fav... the nascar shit was really funny tho tooPosted 09-13-2009 at 04:27 PM by Bware the DJ -
hahaha so jokesPosted 09-13-2009 at 05:11 PM by Leetsoul -
17 got me first time I've ever heard that one Posted 09-13-2009 at 05:14 PM by naitsirk0 -
lol 19 and 25 were goodPosted 09-13-2009 at 05:29 PM by Urary -
22 and 25! OMG I rofled so hard xDPosted 09-13-2009 at 05:51 PM by Random Dude 91 - 23 ROFL!!!!!!! XD XD XD XD
Great job!!Posted 09-13-2009 at 06:22 PM by ultimentman2 -
23 was my favorite silver...nice job
Posted 09-13-2009 at 06:36 PM by mikeboyslim24 -
i got another one
(not best english so forgive translation mistakes)
The time is 2009. A tourist bus full of Jewes visits Auswitsch in Germany where their ancestors had been baked alive by hitler in the crematorium. however, on their road there they had a flat tire so they had to stop in the middle of nowhere. the bus driver (who was a german) starting looking around the place for some help. after sometime walking aroun hee finds a little house. upon knocking the door, a very old lady appears.
"How can i help you laddie?"
" Well... I've got a bus full o Jewes back there and..."
" Sorry.. I can't help you... the oven in the kitchen is too small"Posted 09-14-2009 at 04:53 PM by Erkahoth -
My favorite:
What you do when you see a black man with a half face?
SpoilerPosted 10-06-2009 at 06:34 PM by Hylia - Why do nigas run from chain saws
becase it goes run niga***** run.Posted 10-23-2009 at 12:57 PM by badboy0 - how did god make the roads?
He got the black men to lay down.
how did he get the white lines
got every ten to smilePosted 10-23-2009 at 01:06 PM by badboy0 -
lol
these ar funnyPosted 11-05-2009 at 04:56 PM by LELOUCHISHOT!!! -
Asshole Amerikaans
lil white american kid asks to his mom
"Mom who's my dad"
his Mom Reply "do you want me to remember name of everybody from my school??"Posted 11-24-2009 at 07:34 AM by ZeroRace - four white AmeriKaans were sitting in a bathtub suddenly sperms came up on the top from inside the water ..
Amerikaan "Okey who farted"Posted 11-24-2009 at 07:42 AM by ZeroRace - how can you make yourself invisible to a gook
-Make him smilePosted 11-24-2009 at 07:50 AM by ZeroRace - How do you no wen a black women is pregnant
Well that is easy peel a banana.
Stick it in her ****.
And wait to see if the little monkey eats it LOLPosted 05-07-2010 at 02:41 PM by Rainstorm
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