http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/silvershadow/ Here you can find all the latest anime streamed and have not only the option to download them, but also the option to talk about them. en Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:18:13 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/v-son_mavi/misc/rss.jpg http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/silvershadow/ http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/silvershadow/13136-back.html Wed, 23 Jun 2010 20:55:35 GMT ********************************Before you read this jokes, please understand that they are just jokes and are NOT meant to be taken... ********************************Before you read this jokes, please understand that they are just jokes and are NOT meant to be taken seriously.*****************

the racist jokes are back

1- If Whites and blacks had a war, what would it be called?
KKK vs KFC!

2- A man walks into a bar with a picture of a cat, he tells the bartender it's $100 for the picture and $100 for the story behind it. The bartender says he'll take the picture, but doesn't care about the story. At the end of his shift he throws it in the backseat of his car and drives home. He notices thousands of cats following his car! He gets worried and stops on a bridge and throws the picture off, the thousands of cats jump off too, following the picture.

The next day the same man comes into the bar, he asks the bartender if he's ready for the story behind the picture. The bartender says, "No, but if you have a picture of martin luther king, jr I'll take it!"

3- What would you do if you had enough money to send half the ******s back to africa?
Send them all back half way

4- What's more fun than swinging a baby ****** around on a string?
Stopping it with a shovel

5- There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night.
I had to shoot him before he stole everything

6- What would Martin Luther King, Jr be if he was white?
Alive!

7- You're locked in a room with Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein, and a jew. You have a pistol with only two bullets in it. What do you do?

Shoot the jew twice to make sure he's dead.

8- a mexican, an asian , a n*gga and a white guy are all sitting at the edge of a tall cliff.
the mexican jumps off shouting " this is for my people"
the asian jumps off shouting " this is for my people"
the white guy shouts " this is for my people" and throws the n*gga of the cliff

9- why did the black man cross the road?
because he was chasing the chicken

10- how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
none,feminists can't change anything ]]> SilverShadow http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/silvershadow/13136-back.html http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/silvershadow/11969-ummm-i-forgot.html Wed, 05 May 2010 18:02:15 GMT yea , go ask naruto99 for the details yea , go ask naruto99 for the details ]]> SilverShadow http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/silvershadow/11969-ummm-i-forgot.html http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/silvershadow/9871-rofl.html Sat, 06 Feb 2010 11:19:01 GMT thx for birthday spam you shitheads :p (i was stuck clicking next button for like a minute) heres my thanks to you Q: What is the most... thx for birthday spam you shitheads :p (i was stuck clicking next button for like a minute)

heres my thanks to you

Q: What is the most positive thing in harlem?
A: HIV

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

Q: What do rednecks and KFC have in common?
A: They do chicken right.

Q: In Kentucky, what do divorces and tornados have in common.
A: Either way, someone is going to lose a trailer.

Q: Why do the Scottish wear kilts?
A: Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away.

Q: Why do black people smell?
A: So blind people can hate them too.

Q:What do you call a pakie with a wooden leg?
A:Shit on a stick.

Q: Why could Jesus walk on water?
A: Shit Floats.

Q: What do you call a white Orgy?
A: A snowball
Q: What do you call a Black Orgy?
A: Mud Wrestling
Q: What do you call a Mexican Orgy?
A: FAMILY REUNION!

Q: What does the human race and jelly beans have in common?
A: Nobody likes the Black ones. ]]> SilverShadow http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/silvershadow/9871-rofl.html http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/silvershadow/9454-there-back-d.html Sat, 16 Jan 2010 22:16:33 GMT no racist jokes this time only advertisment :D, join fools ... no racist jokes this time only advertisment :D, join fools

http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/fan...oc-thread.html ]]> SilverShadow http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/silvershadow/9454-there-back-d.html http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/silvershadow/9007-merry-christmas.html Sat, 26 Dec 2009 19:03:44 GMT merry Christmas to all of you so in order to celebrate i made another one of my racist blogs :D (yes i know you secretly love them you racist... merry Christmas to all of you so in order to celebrate i made another one of my racist blogs :D (yes i know you secretly love them you racist bastards)

1
Q: How do you fit 15 nig*ers in the back of a Cadillac?
A: Don't worry, they'll figure it out.

2
Q: What's black, orange, and very pretty?
A: A nig*er on fire.

3
Q: Why don't mexicans play hide and seek?
A: Because no one will look for them.

4
Q: What was missing from the million man march?
A: An auctioneer

5
Q: what is the only good thing about arabs
A: they also hate jews

6
Q: What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.

7
Q: Why don't women need drivers licenses?
A: There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

8
Q: How long does it take a woman to clean the toilet?
A: Who cares, as long as dinner is on the table by 6.

9
Did you hear about the new paint called "Blonde" paint? It's not very bright, but it spreads easy

10
Q: Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
A: Two mothers-in-law. ]]> SilverShadow http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/silvershadow/9007-merry-christmas.html http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/silvershadow/8077-hmmm-2-years.html Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:40:44 GMT just noticed that i have been stalking this forum for 2 years , guess a party is needed *throws cheap booze at everyone* just noticed that i have been stalking this forum for 2 years , guess a party is needed *throws cheap booze at everyone* ]]> SilverShadow http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/silvershadow/8077-hmmm-2-years.html http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/silvershadow/7911-vote-gintoki.html Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:27:41 GMT like the title says, vote for gintoki... or else :) like the title says, vote for gintoki... or else :) ]]> SilverShadow http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/silvershadow/7911-vote-gintoki.html http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/silvershadow/6290-racist-jokes-back.html Sun, 13 Sep 2009 15:58:03 GMT its been a while since i posted some racist jokes so i will put a few extras ones in this one 1 An indian walked into a bar, he was carying a... its been a while since i posted some racist jokes so i will put a few extras ones in this one

1 An indian walked into a bar, he was carying a bucket of shit in one hand, a rifle and a cat in the other. he sits and orders a drink,

drinks it, throws the bucket of shit in the air and shoots it, then bites the hesd off the cat, the bar tender said what are you

doin and the indian said, "ME WANNA BE LIKE WHITE MAN SHOOT SHIT AND EAT PUSSSY"!

2 Who’s the best Jewish cook?
A: Hitler.

3 At his birthday, Hitler tells three jews: Ive got a dice here. Two sides are blue, two are green and the other two sides are red.
Everyone of you has to roll the dice. If it shows blue, one of you will be hung. If it shows green, one of you will be shot. If it shows
red, I´ve got a surprise for you! The first one rolls the dice, it shows blue and he is hung. The second one rolls the the dice, it
shows green, and he is shot. The third one rolls the dice. It shows red, therefore Hitler says: Congratulations, you can roll the
dice again!!!

4 Two nazis meet in prison. The first one asks the second one. What is misfortune? A bus full of jews falliing of a cliff right into
the sea. What is a disaster? If they can swim.

5 What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
A: Free pork

6 A bus load of nigas going to DC
for the million coon march overturns on Texas road and nigass are thrown everywhere. A few minutes later a farmer driving his
back hoe comes upon the accident and starts burying the bodies. Just as he is completing the job a Cop pulls up and asks "what
happened here?" The farmer replies " I came upon this accident and started burying the bodies." Then the cop asks "Are you
sure they were all dead?" The farmer answers, "Well some said they were still alive but you know how those ******s lie."

7 What do you do when you see a niga crawling across your front lawn bleeding to death? Stop laughing and RE-LOAD!!!!!!

8 Why does L.A. have so many f-ags and N.Y. so many nigas?
L.A. had first choice!

9 A niga walks into a bar and says, "Yo! Where do all the homies hang?"
The bartender says, "out there", pointing to a tree in the back.

10 What's blue and hangs in my front yard?
My niga! I'll paint him whatever color I want!

11 What's long and hard on a indian?
Third grade.

12 What's the difference between a indian and a letter?
You can send the letter back where it came from!

13 A niga, a jew, a indian and a mexican jump off a building at the same time .. who hits the ground first?
Who cares!

14 How do you tell when a niga is really well hung?
When you can't fit a finger between his neck and the rope!

15 What are three things you can't give a niga?
A fat lip, a black eye and a job!

16 I have a niga in my family tree . . .
. . . he's still hanging there!

17 Why don't black people dream?
The last one to have a dream got shot.

18 What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
One's on the cover of Playboy and the other's on the cover of animal planet.

19 Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers......

10) YOU HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT WHILE DRIVING.
09) THE PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT.
08) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC.
07) THE PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON THE CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT THE SAME TIME.
06) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE, JR.
05) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE.
04) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO.
03) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC.
02) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS.

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR:

01) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN.

20 I have nothing against nigas...
I think every one should own a few!

21 What do you have if you've got a black man up to his neck in cement?
Not enough cement!

22 What starts with "N", ends with "R", and is a word you never want to call a black?
Neighbor!

23 A priest and a rabbi show up at the Pearly Gates. Peter says, "Can I help you boys?" "Well, yeah, we just died and we would
like to come in to Heaven." Peter looks at his clipboard and says, "I don't think so. You have been pretty bad on Earth and we
don't let people like that in here. But I'll tell you what; go ahead and go to Hell, just for now. If Satan will let you come back, I will
let you in." Peter sends them away laughing, because Satan never lets anyone go to Heaven. About 10 minutes later the
preacher shows back up at the Pearly Gates. Peter says, "No shit! Satan let you come back?" "Yeah, he was in a good
mood and said for $20 bucks each we could get out of Hell." "Well, where is that rabbi?" "I don't know, when I left he had
Satan down to $19.95."

24 A guy walks into a bar and exclaims, "Goddamn, nigas are ****ing assholes!" Someone at the end of the bar says, "Hey, I am offended by that!" "Why, you aren't a ******." "I know, I'm a fuking asshole!"

25 A little niglet put some flour on his face and when his mother came home he said, "Look Momma, I is a White boy!" She slapped him and sent him to his room. When his father came home he came running out and said, "Look Daddy, I is a White boy!" His father slapped him and sent him to his room. Finally the boy's grandmother came home and the boy thought for sure that she wouldn't be so mean, so he ran out and said, "Hey, I is a White boy!" When his grandmother also slapped his face, the boy shouted, "I has only been White for 15 minutes and I already hate you damn nigas!" ]]> SilverShadow http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/silvershadow/6290-racist-jokes-back.html http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/silvershadow/4143-offesinve-jokes-10.html Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:50:53 GMT 1 - Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can't:
a. Bleed for a week and not die.
b. Give milk without eating grass
c. Bury an eight inch bone faster than any dog!

2 - In a recent scientific research project, it was proved that Beer contains the female hormone estrogen. That's why after a six pack you can't drive.

3 - How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me... "

4 - The boy asks his dad: "What's the difference between a '****' and a '*****'?" The dad gets a Penthouse magazine, draws a circle around a crotch and says: "Everything inside the circle is a '*****', everything outside the circle is a '****'"

5 - Why do women have arms?
Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean

6 - What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb!

7 - In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

8 - How is a woman like an airplane?
Both have cockpits.

9 - There's a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman on board. The headquarters in the US calls: "Monkey #1, Monkey #1 report to coms for instructions." He sits down and he is told to release the pressure in compartment 1, increase the temperature in engine 4 and to release oxygen to the reactors. So the monkey does the pressure, temperature, and releases the oxygen. A few moments later headquarters calls again: "Monkey #2, Monkey #2 report to coms for instructions." He sits down and he is told to add Carbon Dioxide to room 4, to stop the fuel injection to engine 3, to add nitrogen to the fuel compartment and to analyse the solar radiation. So the monkey does the carbon dioxide, the fuel injection, the nitrogen and the analysis of solar radiation. A little later on, headquarters calls again: "Woman, woman please report to coms for instructions." She sits down and just as she is about to be told what to do she says..... "I know, I know!! Feed the monkeys, and don't touch a damn thing."

10 - How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice. ]]> SilverShadow http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/silvershadow/4143-offesinve-jokes-10.html http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/silvershadow/4101-story-fallen-kingdom-chapter-1.html Tue, 02 Jun 2009 13:47:04 GMT i was bored so i decided to write to a story, names will mostly be ripoffs since im bad at names. Oh and if u find grammar and spelling errors good... i was bored so i decided to write to a story, names will mostly be ripoffs since im bad at names. Oh and if u find grammar and spelling errors good for you.


One day in the kingdom of Stormwind during a lavish banquet celebrating princess Diana's 17 birthday,king Muradin's only daughter,a messenger rushes into the ball room to give the king an important message.
"MY LORD , i apologize for interrupting your party but i have dire news from the eastern borders" sayed the messenger while trying to catch his breath.
The king obviously displeased with this interruption gave a cold stare to the messenger asking him what could be so important as to disturb his daughters birthday.
"I humbly apologize my lord but its about the bandit raids on the border villages" replied the messenger.
"You dare interrupt my banquet for a few bandit raids" shouted king Muradin.
The messenger fully aware of his kings impatience and cruel methods tried to quickly calm him down by telling him the rest of the message.
"That is the problem your highness, they were not bandit raids they were actualy soldiers from the neighbouring kingdom of Dranor, were being invaded my lord!",the messenger barely had time to finish telling his story when the king lashed out in anger: " THOSE FILTHY SWINES!! how dare they.I want all of them put to the sword, leave none alive!".
A middle aged(in his 30's) fairly tall, medium built man with short black hair and brown eyes stood up and asked the king for permision to go stop the attacks.
"AH! General Adrian what a splendid suggestion, take your White Dragons and crush those fools" replied the king.
"As you wish my lord" replied Adrian while takeing a small bow, then leaving the room while a young man(2o years max) of medium stature slim built medium length brown hair and green eyes rushed after him.
"Michael,gather the soldiers" sayed Adrian with a stern voice to the man following him.
"Right away sir" answered Michael, as he dashed off to gather the soldiers.
As Michael reached the White Dragon barracks on of the soldier shouted at him with a friendly comical tone: " Hey captain shouldn't you be at the banquet flirting with the princess".
Michael blushed a little but then he remembered what he was here for. " This is no time for jokes, we got to get ready since were leaving towards the eastern border to deal with the invasion" replied Michael.
"Sure thing captain we will get ready but while we do it mind telling us how it went with the princess" jokingly sayed another soldier, at which Michaels face turned red again. " Enough already guys we got work to do and its not like she would pick me out anyway, im not even of noble lineage" sayed Michael getting a bit depressed. Adrian had just walked in and overheard there conversation and while giving everyone a cold stare sayed: " Enough fooling around we have an attack to stop". A reply spoken with a slightly ironic friendly voice was heard," Scary as ever aren't you, commander" the reply came from a short slim built man about the same age as Adrian with long blond hair which was lieing down on a bench and playing with a knife. "Carefree as always aint you vice-commander Judea" sayed Adrian with a sharp tone. " OH come on don't be so cold, there almost done anyway,all that's left is to give the young captain some love advice " sayed Judeau as a joke." Fine, lets go we got a few hours till we get there!" shouted Adrian. ]]> SilverShadow http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/silvershadow/4101-story-fallen-kingdom-chapter-1.html http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/silvershadow/4091-offensive-jokes-9.html Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:35:18 GMT since i had jews,ni**as,mexicans,etc it time for some arab jokes :D . oh and remember Image:... since i had jews,ni**as,mexicans,etc it time for some arab jokes :D .

oh and remember



1 - When is the only time you can spit in a Persian womans face?
When her mustache is on fire

2 - What do you call a guy with his hand up a camels ass?
An Afghani mechanic

3 - Why don't they teach Drivers Ed. and Sex Ed. on the same day in the middle east?
The camels would get too tired!

4 -There's a paki, a englishman, a granny and a blonde girl on a train.They go threw the tunnel and they hear some one get
slapped. The blonde girl thinks the paki has felt the granny and slapped the paki and the granny thought that about the
blonde girl and the englishman thought I can't wait until another tunnel so I can hit that paki bastard again.

5 - Whats one arab on the moon?
problem
10 arabs on the moon?
problem
100 arabs on the moon?
large problem
1000 arabs on the moon?
big big problem
1000000 arabs on the moon?
massive problem
all the arabs on the moon?
Problem solved! ]]> SilverShadow http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/silvershadow/4091-offensive-jokes-9.html http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/silvershadow/4013-offensive-jokes-8.html Thu, 28 May 2009 20:04:50 GMT 1 - What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women's clinic?
The god damned dishes if she knows what's good for her.

2 - What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you? made the chain too long.

3 - Why did the woman cross the road?
Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!?

4 - How many men does it take to open a beer?
-None, it should be opened when she brings it to you.

5 - If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

6 - Why haven't any women ever gone to the moon?
It doesn't need cleaning yet

7 - How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, let the ***** cook in the dark!

8 - How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.

9 - What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

10 - Wanna hear a funny joke?
Women's rights. ]]> SilverShadow http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/silvershadow/4013-offensive-jokes-8.html http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/silvershadow/3956-offensive-jokes-7.html Tue, 26 May 2009 12:54:19 GMT as you wanted blaze russian jokes time 1 - Doctor: This medicine is from insomnia, this one is from nervous break-down, and also take this one... as you wanted blaze russian jokes time


1 - Doctor: This medicine is from insomnia, this one is from nervous break-down, and also take this one from depression.
Patient: Thank you very much, doctor, but do you have any other medicine besides vodka?

2 - A russian jew applied for a visa to leave for America. As his reason, he indicated that he had a brother in America who fell ill and needed help. The officials at the passport office said, "Then why won't your brother rather come over here?"

"My brother is sick, but he's not mentally sick."

3 - A delegation of foreign communists came to see a Moscow kindergarten. Before they came, the kids were instructed to answer every question by the visitors with just one sentence, "In the USSR everything is the best in the world."

The visitors came and asked their questions:

"Children, do you like your kindergarten?"

"In the USSR everything is the best in the world!" the kids shouted.

"And what about the food you get?"

"In the USSR everything is the best in the world!"

"Do you like your toys?"

"In the USSR everything is the best in the world!"

At that, the smallest boy in the group started crying.

"Misha, why are you crying? What happened?"

"I want to go to the USSR!"

4 - In the Olympics, a Soviet hammer thrower set a new record. Correspondents interviewed him.

"How did you manage to hurl that hammer so far?"

"If it were together with a sickle, I would send it twice as far

5 - A frightened man came to the KGB "My talking parrot disappeared."

"This is not our case. Go to the criminal police."

"Excuse me. Of course I know that I have to go to them. I am here just to tell you officially that I disagree with that parrot."

6 - In a school, a survey was a conducted among the students. One of the questions was "Would you suggest a classification of Soviet citizens in accordance with any criterion you may choose?"

The son of a KGB officer answered: 'There are three categories of Soviet people, namely, 1) those who have already been to prison; 2) those who are now in prison, and 3) those who will be in prison.

7 - Stalin summoned a soviet comedian and said, "I know you spread jokes about me. It's impertinent."

"Why?"

"I am the Great Leader, Teacher, and Friend of the people after all."

"No, I've not told anybody this joke yet.

8 - Karl Marx was resurrected and came to the USSR. He was shown factories, hospitals, cities and villages, etc. Finally, he requested to be allowed to make a speech on TV. The Politburo hesitated as they were afraid he might say something they wouldn't approve. Marx promised he would say only one sentence. Under this condition, the Politburo agreed. Karl Marx uttered the following sentence: "Workers of all countries, forgive me."

9 - Two brothers, John, and Bob, who lived in America and were members of the communist party, decided to emigrate to the USSR. Even though they didn't believe the American media's negative reports on the conditions in the USSR, they decided to exercise caution. First, only John would go to Russia to test the waters. If, contrary to the media reports, the living conditions would be found good, and the reports about persecutions by the KGB false, than John would write a letter to Bob using black ink whose color would signify that the letter is to be taken at face value. If, though, the situation in the USSR happened to be bad, and John would be afraid of writing the truth, he would use red ink thus indicating that whatever he says in the letter must not be believed.

In three months John sent his first report. It was in black ink and read, "Dear brother Bob! I'm so happy here! It's a beautiful country, I enjoy complete freedom, and high standard of living. All the capitalist press wrote was lies. Everything is readily available! There is only one small thing of which there's shortage, namely red ink."

10 - The year is 2010. In Moscow, a boy asks, "Grandpa, what is a line?"

"You see, some twenty years back, there was not enough meat in stores, so people had to form long queues at the stores' entrances and wait hoping some meat would appear on sale. That was called line. Did you get it?"

"Yes, Grandpa. And what is meat?"

11 - A woman walks into a food store. "Do you have any meat?"

"No, we don't."

"What about milk?"

"We only deal with meat. Across the street there is that store where they have no milk."

12 - A Russian, a Frenchman and an Englishman argued about Adam's nationality.

The Frenchman said, "Of course Adam was French. Look how passionately he made love to Eve!"

The Englishman said, "Of course Adam was British. Look how he gave his only apple to the lady, like a real gentleman."

The Russian said, "Of course Adam only could be Russian. Who else, possessing nothing but a sole apple, and walking naked,would still believe he was in a paradise?"

13 - A mummy was found in Egypt. The archaeologists could not determine its origin. Then a Soviet advisor offered his help. The mummy was delivered to the Soviet embassy. In two hours the Soviet advisor appeared and said, "His name was Amenkhotep 23 rd."

"How did you find out?"

"He confessed," the advisor said.

14 - guard asked a political prisoner, "What is your term?"

"Ten years."

"What for?"

"For nothing."

"What a lie! For nothing they give only five years."

15 - An inspecting commission came to a lunatics asylum. To greet them, a choir of the patients sang a song from a popular movie that says "Oh, how good it is to live in the Soviet land!"

The commission noticed that one of the men did not sing.

"Why are you not singing?"

"I'm not crazy, I'm a nurse here." ]]> SilverShadow http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/silvershadow/3956-offensive-jokes-7.html http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/silvershadow/3938-offensive-jokes-again.html Mon, 25 May 2009 19:05:04 GMT today's blog is dedicated to some american jokes at urary's request

1 - Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2 - A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker are captured by a
fierce tribe. The chief approaches them and says, "The bad news
is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you and
then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you
get to choose how you die."

The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some
poison, the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down.

The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives
him a pistol, he points it at his head, says, "God save the
queen!" and blows his brains out.

The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but
he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork
and starts jabbing himself all over-the stomach, the sides, the
chest, everywhere. There's blood gushing out all over, it's
horrible. The chief is appalled, and screams, "What are you
doing???" The New Yorker looks at the chief and laughs, "So much
for your canoe!"

3 - An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by
terrorists.

The terrorist leader said, "Before we shoot you, you will be
allowed last words. Please let me know what you wish to talk
about."

The Englishman replied, "I wish to speak of loyalty and service
to the crown."

The Canadian replied, "Since you are involved in a question of
national purpose, national identity, and secession, I wish to
talk about the history of constitutional process in Canada,
special status, distinct society and uniqueness within
diversity."

The American replied, "Just shoot me before the Canadian starts
talking."

4 - Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the
process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics"
meaning "blood-sucking creatures"...

5 - Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
You only have to teach them how to take off! ]]> SilverShadow http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/silvershadow/3938-offensive-jokes-again.html http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/silvershadow/3927-offensive-jokes-6.html Sun, 24 May 2009 17:55:14 GMT at kira's and blaze's request some mexican and blond jokes were added

1- Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?

Society.

2 - Did you hear about that one mexican that went to college?

yeah.. me neither

3 - how do you stop a mexican from robbing your house?

put up a help-wanted sign

4 - What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?

Grand Theft Auto

5 - Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!

6 - Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?

Because she's been laid all over the country.

7 - What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade.

8 - A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of dum blond jokes when a big blond woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blond jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blond pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little ****er on your knee!"

9 - A group of blondes walk into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their glasses and toast, "Here's to 51 days!" and they proceed to down their drinks. Once again, they tell the bartender to "line 'em up", and once again they toast 51 days and down their drinks.

The bartender says, "I don't get it. Why in the world are you toasting 51 days?"

One of the blondes explains, "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It had written on the box '2-4 years,' but we finished it in 51 days!"

10 - What do you see when you look directly into a blonde's eyes?

The back of her head. ]]> SilverShadow http://www.animecrazy.net/forums/blogs/silvershadow/3927-offensive-jokes-6.html