since i had jews,ni**as,mexicans,etc it time for some arab jokes .

oh and remember



1 - When is the only time you can spit in a Persian womans face?
When her mustache is on fire

2 - What do you call a guy with his hand up a camels ass?
An Afghani mechanic

3 - Why don't they teach Drivers Ed. and Sex Ed. on the same day in the middle...

1 - What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women's clinic?
The god damned dishes if she knows what's good for her.

2 - What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you? made the chain too long.

3 - Why did the woman cross the road?
Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!?

4 - How many men does it take to open a beer?
-None, it should be opened when...

as you wanted blaze russian jokes time


1 - Doctor: This medicine is from insomnia, this one is from nervous break-down, and also take this one from depression.
Patient: Thank you very much, doctor, but do you have any other medicine besides vodka?

2 - A russian jew applied for a visa to leave for America. As his reason, he indicated that he had a brother in America who fell ill and needed help. The officials at the passport office said, "Then why...

today's blog is dedicated to some american jokes at urary's request

1 - Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2 - A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker are captured by a
fierce tribe. The chief approaches them and says, "The bad news
is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you and
then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you
get to choose how you die."...

at kira's and blaze's request some mexican and blond jokes were added

1- Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?

Society.

2 - Did you hear about that one mexican that went to college?

yeah.. me neither

3 - how do you stop a mexican from robbing your house?

put up a help-wanted sign

4 - What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?

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