1 - i shouldnt tell black jokes because i have a black man in my family tree...........hes been hanging there for years

2 - what is the difference b/t a black person and a park bench?a park bench can support a family of four

3 - what is faster then a black guy with a tv? his brother with a vcr

4 - What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go into a store without robbin.

5 - What do you call a black man in a mansion?...

1 Did you hear Hallmark was making an obama Christmas ornament?
They want to give Americans the gift they all want, that ****** hanging in a tree!

2 Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a working ******?
A: Bigfoot's been spotted!

3 Q: What did Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?
A: I freed WHO?

4 Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
A: Boyscouts come back from their camps

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I feel horible, nothing i do goes right, my life is a total failure right now i feel like i should have never been born. i will leave this place for a while , hope i will be back soon when i will feel better

1st - I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!

2nd- Why do more ni-ggers get hit by cars in the winter?
They're easier to spot!

3rd- Why does L.A. have so many ***s and N.Y. so many ******s?
L.A. had first choice

4th- What's the difference between a truck full of baby ******s and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork! ...

worship the OTB you foolish mortals or face its wrath