You Know Your Computer Hates You When...
Posted 07-08-2011 at 10:37 AM by SnakeBlue
In no particular order... (Literally as I think of ones other than my main one.)
1. It crashes... repeatedly.
2. It actively hunts out viruses to contract.
3. It figures out how to set your firewall to maximum.
4. It presents you with a Gremlin, built of a hundred glitches, and unleashes the thing in your homework folder.
5. It slows to a crawl and won't let you fix your homework before you have to go to bed.
6. It presents you with a "Blue Screen of Death," and laughs at you while you try to reboot it.
7. I can't think of anymore, so here's the real one.
It pretends your internet does not exist and makes you unplug every cord before it even considers letting you online.
Ok so at one time or another each of these things has kinda happened to me, minus the homework -it actually unleashed the Gremlin in the car.
I'm just really ticked at it over making me unplug every single cable in order to get it to recognize my internet actually exists.
anyone else think of any I'll add 'em, as long as they aren't crude. (I know I'm not the only one who feels this way.)
1. It crashes... repeatedly.
2. It actively hunts out viruses to contract.
3. It figures out how to set your firewall to maximum.
4. It presents you with a Gremlin, built of a hundred glitches, and unleashes the thing in your homework folder.
5. It slows to a crawl and won't let you fix your homework before you have to go to bed.
6. It presents you with a "Blue Screen of Death," and laughs at you while you try to reboot it.
7. I can't think of anymore, so here's the real one.
It pretends your internet does not exist and makes you unplug every cord before it even considers letting you online.
Ok so at one time or another each of these things has kinda happened to me, minus the homework -it actually unleashed the Gremlin in the car.
I'm just really ticked at it over making me unplug every single cable in order to get it to recognize my internet actually exists.
anyone else think of any I'll add 'em, as long as they aren't crude. (I know I'm not the only one who feels this way.)
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What's a homework folder ? : oPosted 07-08-2011 at 12:19 PM by ShyningAbys
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just watch porn and your computer will love you
Posted 07-08-2011 at 01:26 PM by MKHsma -
my computers the one watching porn, I'm just along for the rideQuote:Originally Posted by MKHsma
just watch porn and your computer will love youPosted 07-08-2011 at 03:14 PM by joeboi112 - lol you can both watch porn at the same timeQuote:Originally Posted by joeboi112 my computers the one watching porn, I'm just along for the ride
.. then you'll both be dubble happy.
Posted 07-08-2011 at 05:53 PM by MKHsma -
hmm... I should have known this would happen.
a homework folder would happen to be the place you keep digital homework...
(some people actually do what the teacher asks of them, despite hating homework.)Posted 07-13-2011 at 01:58 PM by SnakeBlue
