Kicking puppies is good aerobic exercise, but not nearly as light hearted as zero-gravity boxing. In order to win against more talented opponents, you need to use gloves with tazers sticking out of the ends, though revolvers, (while not as effective in gardening), also supply you with a fashionable accessory. I took this knowledge into great consideration whilst deliberating buying a hummer, before realizing Venezuela was an island and I would not be able to drive to my fuel source in the first...

And now for something completely different
some things you may or may not know about me

1. I am of anglo-saxon descent, specifically from a family line known as "Steinmetz" that migrated up through Austria and into Northern Germany
I myself, am completely pale more due to avoidance of lots of sunlight rather than my inherit genes.
2. I have boring brown hair.
3. I love hats, and rarely wear them, mostly because I'd be too bothered to keep up with...

Obviously the best way to survive a tsunami is to cause another earthquake in front of it, driving the force elsewhere. Like Antarctica, damn penguins are trying to take over the world anyway.
In order to properly pilot a golf cart you need three things: Battery power, beer, and pure rage.
Also golf courses can double as disco floors if you use a lot of spray paint and pepper spray.
I tried to deposit a check into my bank account but was prevented from doing so by a man dressed...

Is your will truly your own?
Can you say with complete confidence that every action you make is made by you?
I can say with such confidence that there are at least a few decisions such as these, for I make one now. In telling you the following.
Not all you do is done by you alone.
Not all you see is perceived by your own mind.
Not all you believe is what you know.
There is a force, one to be reckoned with, that drives fate into our world, cutting us off...

That's right season event
If you've never been in A&D this is the best time to jump in, since the others have already done most of the work for you in this season. We've gone through several genres, survived countless mysterious robed nemesis, fought for and gained our greatest wish, and generally prevented the end of the earth several times.
Now, you're the problem.
Accomplishments throughout the seasons have led...