I feel the need to make an rp of the genre, or a victorian kinda thing at least.
I do not know why : o

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damn you mind stop churning out details and focus on the bills >: O

The kettlekeeper thinks he can hide from me but I will have my tea and Britain will never see the lights of daytime croquette television ever again >: D
Now, seeing how oil prices are skyrocketing, I need to devise a plan to shoot down the rockets, thereby returning the precious resources to our planet, honestly politicians have no idea how to deal with the atmosphere, if they wanted it tan they a different kind of oil.
Furthermore, everyone should note that penguins are not birds....

All the goats will burn
BURN

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Take THAT Holleywood all stars! I have stolen the golden rugby court and hidden it in the realm of discount shoe sales >: D
Now off to locate the secret Trump mansion by traversing wall street the number of times that seagulls died from oil spills in the last six years, causing the teleportation of the Waffen SS penguins and enabling me to laugh at every film made by William Schatner