Since I'm feeling random today, I shall give a random word from the dictionary in my head.
Let's see.............. Hmm...... I know! My random word today: Delvious! It means something that is deviously delicious. Like blueberry muffins!

Now to use it in a sentence:
The lady in the giant blue hat baked delvious chocolate coated fudge cake.

i have a very peaceful life here in my small little town, but it got ruined when my cousins, that i think have gender issues, moved in right next door! i was walking home from school when i spied them bouncing around in MY yard wearing mini skirts. me and my brother had finally reached our house, and i asked him, quote,"are those boys wearing mini skirts???"
(i found out later that 2 were girls, and the one who actually looked like a boy from the start was a boy.)
here's...

i just remembered this like yesterday.

i had this dream when i was five, and i stilled beleived in santa and the boogeyman back then. ok. one night i was walking in the dark when noises were behind me. stop and look back, nothing there. so i reach my house and was in my bed and had a crazy thought. what if SANTA and THE BOOGEYMAN joined forces??? so right at that moment SANTA!!!!!!!! bursts into my room and has a gun ang gernades and stuff! then theTHE BOOGEYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

i just got my internet back! yay! i back online! i moved like 4-5 days ago and like only next door!

so today i was hanging around when i saw this person i knew. since i knew he was cunning little douche i walked past him to get to the door. so he literally jumped over me to get there first. he locked me out but i noticed the other door was open but, unfortunately he got there first and he started calling me a B-I-T-C-H and i so got him back by saying that his mom was a dog.
(i was frustrated and i couldn't think straight so the words just came out of my mouth.)