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lol wtf! xD
Lol this is a conversation a friend of mine had with someone recently. He sent it to me on MSN and it was so epicly funny (to me at least lulz) that I felt I had to share his tale of win. If you get offended, sorry in advance. ^.^ (presented in MSN format)
Cam Gill: Right
Cam Gill: so I live out in the middle of nowhere
Cam Gill: houses are miles apart
Cam Gill: and the female african american bible squad decided to go soliciting out here
Cam Gill: we're talking hefty b*itches with bibles here xD
Cam Gill: well you know my f*cked sleep schedule
Cam Gill: I'm still asleep at 11am
Cam Gill: they drive up and
Cam Gill: spend 10 mins ringing my doorbell
Cam Gill: that right there pissed me off.
Cam Gill: I don't care if you're here to give me 1000$ I'm pissed off regardless.
Cam Gill: I open the door
Cam Gill: their opening words pissed me off further.
Bible Ladies: "Good afternoon sir, have you ever read the bible and had trouble understanding it?"
Cam Gill: Upon hearing this
Cam Gill: I decided
Cam Gill: I made te personal decision
Cam Gill: I'm going to be an asshole.
Cam Gill: it was just like, ding level up, asshole.
Cam Gill: so I said to them and quoted or paraphrased George Carlin in doing so
Cam Gill: "yes ma'am, I have read the bible, and I did have trouble understanding one thing.....why people base a religion on a book of fiction short stories. Now I respect your beliefs up until you came to my door trying to thrust them upon me assuming I'm both and idiot and open minded to being dumb enough to subject myself to your following, but you see I choose to believe something else and I blame it.
for my existence on this earth, the sun.....that big shiny thing in the sky behind you. I don't subscribe to the beliefs that we were put here by someone who demands our unquestionable obedience and prayer multiple times a day, so on that...I'd appreciate if you would vacate the area as your mission is not welcome here."
Me: omfg rofl brb I need water before I srsly die of laughter
Cam Gill: yeah
Me: ok please please till me there's more of this
Cam: Gill: and over the course of my saing that
Cam Gill: this hefty black b*itches presence shifted from a go getter type happy attitud to
Cam Gill: a truely ofended, c*racker say what!? attitude
Cam Gill: and it was the single, most amusing part.....of my year.
Cam Gill: I am proud to be an asshole because of s*hit like that.
Cam Gill: I was polite..in an assholish way
Me: wow
Me: you sir
Me: just won teh interwebz
Me: I'm totally going to blog about this tomorrow seriously!
Cam Gill: lol <3 xD
And that ends my blog for today. Yep, my conversations with Gill usually involve this sort of tomfoolery. ^.^
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hmmm it was meh to me! >:O bdw how are ya cuteness? ^^Posted 11-07-2009 at 05:03 AM by foxuzamaki
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Where you been Girly-san!? >:OPosted 11-07-2009 at 05:05 AM by 月に舞う魔人 Tsuki ni
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*busted a gut laughing* XD XD
Talk about how people answer the door.
But it was nicer then me
6 A.M. on a sunday morning, you don't wake up a sleeping 15 yr old by saying "ANSWER THE DAMN DOOR ITS FOR YOU!" and there be a jewish/christian guy standing there waiting for you. That man learned one thing when i answered. And that was: NEVER COME TO THIS HOUSE AGAIN!Posted 11-07-2009 at 05:23 AM by ultimentman2
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This is nothing compared to what I've seen happen to the Jehovah Witnesses around my parts. They literally open your front door if it's unlocked and walk in.
Did it to me, so I walked into my living room after five minutes, when they arrived I said, "Give me a few, I'm currently on the phone.' As I walked out, I smiled. "The cops are on their way to arrest you with charges of Trespassing on Private Property. Good day." Then I walked out of the room and began to play games as they sat there, completely mindfucked. XD Best day of my life.Posted 11-07-2009 at 06:21 AM by Desuka Kira
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rofl, talk about epic response.
dey wud gid shot pulling shyte lyke dat in mah hood yo.Posted 11-07-2009 at 06:25 AM by 月に舞う魔人 Tsuki ni
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Meh, I honestly debated beating the shit out of them saying "I'm RICK JAMES, BITCH AND THIS IS MA HOME!"Posted 11-07-2009 at 06:29 AM by Desuka Kira
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Lmao that is why i hate answer the phone and the doorPosted 11-07-2009 at 06:55 AM by twix
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Cracker say what!?
RoflPosted 11-07-2009 at 07:56 AM by Dark kyuubi
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I have made pious preachers question their own beliefs after I was done talking to them on my doorstep. I have fun showing them how little they really know about their own religion and other religions. I've never really come across annoying preachers around my part though. They've probably all learned their lesson not to mess around with Southern Californians. Lol.Posted 11-07-2009 at 08:52 AM by SynergY
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It's just great to see I'm not the only one that enjoys a good mindf*uck on those blinded by that non sense. ^.^Posted 11-07-2009 at 09:13 AM by 月に舞う魔人 Tsuki ni
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I had serious trouble to keep my balance on the chair
aweshum :PPosted 11-07-2009 at 11:02 AM by Irongiulio
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rotflmao!!! XD
man, you guys are so mean! i mean, i'm an atheist, but i'd never do anything like that... still, every single story was funny as hell...
Posted 11-07-2009 at 11:42 PM by Viinasu
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