Okay, I'll be the first to admit that I'm a bit mean to games, I beat them with a metaphoric stick until they beg for mercy, at which point I give them that mercy under the condition that they openly admit that they aren't as fun as everyone seems to think.

BUT this game isn't like that, no one seems to think it's as good as it is (for once). Everyone seems to see the Dynasty Warriors series as a "run out on your own and kill EVERYTHING" but in reality it's a series in which...

vezryl

Okay, I started playing this game and the first thing I noticed was the game's inability to adhere to any form of physics at all.

I can knock someone twice my size 15 feet into the air with a single flick of one arm, but I can't jump more than knee height.
I can slash someone with a huge sword, but I can't cut them, it's jsut generally poking and bashing. Quite depressing considering the whole thing is about getting bigger swords than you had before.

So I'm playing...

vezryl

Okay, there's a few things we need to clarify before I continue, this is how I felt about the game, I'm not saying you will or should feel the same, it's just from personal experience.

I don't know if I was supposed to have feelings of nostalgia when I started fable 2, but I was quite miffed when I found myself thinking "Wonderful, I'm playing Fable again but this time I'm in a grey, dank city living as a little urchin boy." You go through the same type of over-simplified...

vezryl

Ok. So I'm feeling rather annoyed, an you just happen to be sat next to my vent, prepare to feel some hot air.

As it goes I wrote a blog simply for my own entertainment and the entertainment of a few friends, and that was a success wahey, go me, inflated ego and so on.

But hey, I return to my comments seeing a new one and I see a guy I don't even know, who I've never spoken to, who decides that he has the right to criticize my blog, that's pretty closed minded of him...

vezryl

Hello, this is my first, and likely only blog entry and it's a salute to each and every one of you.

As of Tuesday the 26th of August you will have officially kept me occupied and will have done your bit to keep a maniac off the streets for three months.

I'm a very fickle person so it's infrequently that I can congratulate anyone on that. So here's my list of people to salute:

The Clorox group:
Each and every one of you have made being here worthwhile,...

vezryl