The following are True Stories from the life of Wayne NinetyThreeFifty...


Oh no! D:::::::::::::::
Posted 01-12-2012 at 09:31 AM by wayne9350
So I'm playing Assassin's Creed: Revelations with my girlfriend, right? I was explaining the story of the game to her, because she likes history so I thought she'd be interested. She asked, "Why do the Assassin's exist?"
I told her, "It's to stop the Templars. The Templars were corrupting politics, hoarding powerful artifacts, and trying to collect the secrets of the world to further their unjust means of world peace." Then it happened...
"No they didn't," she said.
Suddenly, she's trying to defend the Templars. That's when it hit me!
My girlfriend is a Templar! D:
Forgive me, my brothers, for I have betrayed the Creed. I have fallen for the enemy, and been corrupted by her seductive ways.
I told her, "It's to stop the Templars. The Templars were corrupting politics, hoarding powerful artifacts, and trying to collect the secrets of the world to further their unjust means of world peace." Then it happened...
"No they didn't," she said.
Suddenly, she's trying to defend the Templars. That's when it hit me!
Spoiler
My girlfriend is a Templar! D:
Forgive me, my brothers, for I have betrayed the Creed. I have fallen for the enemy, and been corrupted by her seductive ways.

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Posted 01-12-2012 at 09:39 AM by Aclaw
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Posted 01-12-2012 at 10:32 PM by wayne9350











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