Why Mothers Drink...
Posted 02-01-2009 at 12:29 AM by White
Why mothers drink!
>
> A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to
> see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked
> up.
> Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the
> pillow that was addressed to Mom. With the worst premonition
> she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the
> letter.
>
> Dear Mom,
> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
> you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted
> to avoid a scene with Dad and you.
> I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so
> nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all
> her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact
> that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the
> passion...... Mom, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we
> will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and
> has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a
> dream of having many more children.
>
> Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana
> doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it
> for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live
> nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will
> pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get
> better. She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15
> and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm
> sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to
> know your grandchildren.
>
> Love,
> Your Son John
>
> P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at
> Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there
> are worse things in life than the report card that's in
> my center desk drawer.
my mother sent this to me...i swear she is crazy sometimes...
>
> A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to
> see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked
> up.
> Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the
> pillow that was addressed to Mom. With the worst premonition
> she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the
> letter.
>
> Dear Mom,
> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
> you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted
> to avoid a scene with Dad and you.
> I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so
> nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all
> her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact
> that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the
> passion...... Mom, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we
> will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and
> has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a
> dream of having many more children.
>
> Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana
> doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it
> for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live
> nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will
> pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get
> better. She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15
> and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm
> sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to
> know your grandchildren.
>
> Love,
> Your Son John
>
> P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at
> Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there
> are worse things in life than the report card that's in
> my center desk drawer.
my mother sent this to me...i swear she is crazy sometimes...
Total Comments 16
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O_O she sent that to you?? lol wow....Posted 02-01-2009 at 12:34 AM by Bleach lover1442
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ahahaha thats greatPosted 02-01-2009 at 12:40 AM by cykocess -
lol read this a long time ago, but its still hilariousPosted 02-01-2009 at 12:44 AM by DarkUmagon -
lol thats messed upPosted 02-01-2009 at 12:44 AM by baller05 -
wow thats .........thats oddPosted 02-01-2009 at 12:46 AM by giganoBrago -
lol that's pretty funnyPosted 02-01-2009 at 12:51 AM by Urary - if it was me...i'll wait for that boy n slap his life out of his body...Posted 02-01-2009 at 12:57 AM by
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that is hilarious...she must be so proud of himPosted 02-01-2009 at 01:32 AM by DeathView -
Rofl , that's pretty humorous.Posted 02-01-2009 at 02:47 AM by Luffy Vs Naruto -
LOL
nice lmao it gave me the lolz after a shitty day XDPosted 02-01-2009 at 03:51 AM by DarkAngle -
nice................Posted 02-01-2009 at 07:40 AM by Pandemonium phaze -
lol i remember this...lol ^_^Posted 02-01-2009 at 02:49 PM by Rupks - this is so funnyPosted 02-01-2009 at 04:19 PM by BANCHOMAN
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lol, thats really messed up. but thats hillariousPosted 02-01-2009 at 04:21 PM by Kisuke -
lol that is funny
Posted 02-10-2009 at 04:46 AM by mikeboyslim24 -
Lolz...that's messed up right therePosted 08-01-2009 at 03:29 AM by Savara
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