This made me laugh so hard that it was blog worthy...

Rules:
1. No laughing
2. Do not look at its feet
3. No tapping to the beat
4. No moving any part of your body except your eyes
5. NO SMILING
6. The only emotions you are allowed to
feel are homosexual urges
7. post after your attempt! XD

Today is my holiday! Yay! Please feel free to wish me a happy white day many times over

It is everywhere....







These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are
things people actually said in court, word
for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the
torment of staying calm while these
exchanges were actually taking place.



ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?...

Once again i have successfully predicted the winner of this years superbowl! Steelers win 27 to 23! This makes my....10th? Straight prediction that has come true since first grade (1999) This years prediction falls under #2 of my all time greatest wins next to last years Giants score with 17 seconds left on the clock. Epic win for me!